Phoebe Price Came Through!!!
Yesterday, I posted about Phoebe Price's cottage cheese thighs making the cover of The National Enquirer and look what we have here..... PP heard my pleas and posed with her latest cover for the paps today. This is exactly why PP will forever be "Hot Babe of the Century!" PP is an International supermodel that has graced covers of magazines that I can't even pronounce, yet she still found time to pose with our little local newspaper. She truly is a legend in Michael K's mind only.
PP even found time to stop and smell the sunflowers. Seriously, posing with sunflowers? Those Ann Geddes' babies need to watch and learn. This is how you really strike a pose next to a sunflower.
In my next life, I want to come back as one of PP's freckles! Wait...does she have freckles down there? Perhaps, I should rethink my wish.
Wenn
The person who really bothers me the most on this whole site is that platinum blonde 12 year old that's always on the right side of the page holding her boobs. "No Fancy Pick-Up Lines Needed." She is irritatingly cheerful despite her desperation.
I like her initials - PeePee.
She could do an entire T shirt line with that.
Here's to postmodern feminist infantalisms!
Submitted by c-est_moi on May 9, 2008 - 2:02pm.
I have decided Phoebe is an Artist.
You're way over-thinking it.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
I can't remember when I've felt so sorry and embarrassed for someone.....I wonder if she's like Stevie Nicks, and has framed pictures of herself on every wall in every room of her house
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
I have decided Phoebe is an Artist. A really sly, saavy, performance Artist, like, Annie Sprinkles. And Michael K. is better than the effin Village Voice. Michael K. is so clever to pick up on on the "baby versus Phoebe" lietmotiff in Phoebe's work. Of course, Phoebe is commenting on her own post-feminist infantalization. Brilliant Phoebe. Excellent work.
Seems like she's got a sense of humor about it all. I think she's cute, personally.
She's LOVING that shit! Never mind that it's not a positive story on her, as long as a picture of her is anywhere for anything, she's happy...a woman after my own heart
i find her creepy-looking
yippee!☺
Haha, that pic where she's holding the mag to her leg.
I don't get the whole Phoebe Price thing, but at least she's being cool about the cellulite pics.
I dont think this bitch know how to read man.
The only reason shes standing there smiling like that with her nasty ass is b/c she has no damn idea whats going on at any point in time.
I would be willing to bet in her head she hears a constant bzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
noise. Like the old noise when you would hook up to the internet.
I refuse to drink whatever has made you people like this crazy cow! Youre loosing yer minds! ha ha ha i kid i love my d-listed hos!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Although I don't care for Phoebe at all, props to her for just posing in front of her cellulite legs with a smile. Smart not letting it get to her.
~*Head Bitch*~
Yay for PP! :)
She's awesome.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Submitted by juni on May 9, 2008 - 5:48am.
Oh shut up already.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
I'll admit that this no-talent, moronic publicity hound does not deserve attention, but it is still annoying that people use this blog for their own personal chat room. I am not interested in your bland and cutesy personal lives. IM each other if you must make small talk.
I think she is cool most women would be throwing a tantrum after seeing those pics. They are absolutely photo shopped anyway- they are about 3 times fatter than her legs above.
She finally made it to the top.
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You'd never see MiserAlba or Christina Haguilera posing with a photo like that would you? PP is a publicity GENIUS and she WILL be an A-lister (in like 10 years time)
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You mean when she's 60 years old?
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
You'd never see MiserAlba or Christina Haguilera posing with a photo like that would you? PP is a publicity GENIUS and she WILL be an A-lister (in like 10 years time)
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
I can't believe she's done this!
Whoa.
Much power to Phoebe 'Bulletproof' Price.
LOL...Hey Frybread, u know u words make me remind of one of my friends on a casual encounters club ~~~ casualloving.com ~~~ where who met an idea partner, he said on his babe:" fantastic girl, Man, she was cute, smart, funny, and pretty much my idea of the perfect girl ". ...
DR.FUNK
If she does'nt have a "10FOOT RULE" for photographs...she should.Soft focus too.
The side profile of Feeb's cheek implants is truly frightening. Take those suckers out, PP! I know you are reading this. Do it. DO IT!
@Mani I was doing times for my crimes. had to edit 2 posts because I wasn't paying attention and smited PP. Just had to make things right for MK. lol.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
The only reason why I like her is because she looks flammable. Other than that, she has no redeeming qualities.
This woman scares me. I would freak out if I ran into her on a street at night.
Deb are you talking about My Girl?
And what's with this cat town?
And is that like taking the train to Happy Town? (WOO-WOOOOO)
Pheobe should have her own magazine, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits?
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I've got so much honey the bees envy me.
I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Cat Town is great! There's even 1 cat, Wellington who so resembles my Pipsqueak. thanks for sharing that. I'll put 'Squeak on my next avie & you will see...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 8, 2008 - 8:51pm
OMG, you are sooooo right, I was watching the beginning of "The First 48" and I let my OCD slip by not rereading the post 9 or 10 times before clicking the post button. I just checked for spelling and grammatical not composition.
MK is going to throw me under the short bus for this one. I need to light a candle and pray for forgiveness...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Who could not admire the spirit of this woman. She is totally indefatigable...
Small wonder MK has made her a legend.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Wow, how did I miss that...'specially being in cat rescue for years. I'll look into that link more deeply later. You must be in NY, Mrs.K. Tell me you are in Jersey & I will just shit!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 8, 2008 - 8:53pm.
You must go to Cat Town, click on the link.
So Funny, go to Episode One.
And, just so you know...I did not change the avie just because you were nudging me, I did it cuz I wanted to.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 8, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Deb, you mean who could NOT admire...right?
I KNOW!
She's like sunshine on a cloudy day
When it's cold outside she's like the month of May
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Mrs. K, i posted in another thread that I just love your new avie. It is darling! So is using the word PLOTZ. Oy!
Is that MK modeling the $11 Dlisted t-shirt?
I wonder how soon before PP shows up on ET, or Access Hollywood or Inside Edition?
Or 60 Minutes even?!?!?!?!
MichaelK would totally PLOTZ!
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
We're all so stunned by this that no one has even bothered to bag on that weird granny gown she's wearing. WTF?
It's true, BeigeBaby. If it's good for PP it's good for MichaelK.
If MichaelK is happy, then I am happy.
I am MichaelK's whore!
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
She's glowing & I'm happy for her. Only an American could pull this shit off. I wonder what is says inside of the NE. On the cover they ask that we guess who it is. How do you explain PP? Anyone know? I am so friending her ass on MySpace!
This one is gonna make MK a household name. I am so buying a bunch of his t-shirts!
I dunno. MichaelK might ban you if you keep this up.
Plus I cannot imagine why you don't see the humor in all of this. It's priceless!
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
Hi everyone! *waving little kitty paw* If Nitty were as pale as PP I could see the glow all the way over here (200 miles west) I would think the sun was rising twice in the same day...
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Is she an elf?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 8, 2008 - 11:05pm.
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Hey PSL! No I'm still here. It's 1:30 Friday afternoon and I'm just about to go for a swim. It *is* kinda dead around here...talk to you later. Have a nice weekend Luv!
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
I have to give her credit for her consistancy; at least you know she'll show pics of herself no matter what.
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
"International Supermodel"
In what ways?
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~In my dreams he kisses my cunt, my sweet wet cunt~
I just want to slap her into reality! Really hard! Till she cries! And then screams! Then cries some more cause I'm still slapping her into reality & it's obvious it gonna take more than just one bitch slap to make her see reason.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Hi joe! Are you back from Austrailia?
It is so friggin dead here - I am so glad the Office and 30 Rock are on tonight.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Wonder if she has some peaches to go with that cottage cheese?
I hate the bikini bottoms. They look like granny bloomers. Although maybe I shouldn't be complaining. She could've been wearing a thong.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
No offense, but what is your obsession? She's like Marcia Cross on crack...but not?
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