Newlyweds
Nick is thinking to himself: "KA CHING!"
Mimi is thinking to herself: "horsies, cotton candies, unicornies, rainbows, preeeeetty, ehehee"
Mimi and her new son husband stepped out last night for the first time since getting hitched last week. They attended the Time Magazine's Most Influential People party where Mimi performed and then the couple had dinner at the Waverly Inn.
Mimi is insane and horny, so if this fulfills her needs then so be it. She's the one that's going to lose her 400,000 square foot Manhattan mansion not me. Well, I'd lose my 400 square foot Manhattan closet apartment, but what's the difference?
By the looks of these pictures, she's definitely had too much butterfly juice. She's just fluttering along. Anyway, here's more pictures of Mr. and Mrs. Mariah Carey last night. You know Gayle King is jealous. She's thinking, "I wish Oprah would marry me." Give her some of that butterly juice and she might!
They look like they had some big time honeymoon sex...I have to give Nick props for even getting it up for this lunatic.
Still give it about a month.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
@take-a-bite: I have to admit I had it backwards myself when I first got married; I think people forget they're supposed to take of their engagement ring during the ceremony so the wedding band is on the bottom. My husband's aunt had to correct me and I had pictures taken and everything with them backwards.
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
That last picture at the bottom looks like a high school reunion gone allll wrong. The old people in the pic are probably thinking to themselves "Who invited the hooker?"
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
She looks fantastic in that dress with the buttons. She hasn't looked that good in years and is actually dressing her age. She must have a had some seriously hot sex on her honeymoon. They look great together and happy.
"Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 11:07am.
Take a close look at that close-up of her ring by her face. Looks like she's got a WAD of pork stuck in her teefs"
Oh yuck, she does. GROSS. Losing my lunch.
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"It's got her evil all over it!"
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Mimi got a prenup, so her butterfly aerie is safe. Her coochie, not so much.
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"It's got her evil all over it!"
http://bfegirl.blogspot.com
http://mp61.blogspot.com/
She's had her lips done and her nose seriously thinned. Major work was done. She looks less like a baby orangutan face as someone mentioned on here once.
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
Mimi has crazed kitten happy eyes,
and Nickie has that glazed dognut look.
He's done.
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NICK must be dropping the pimphammer...'cause MARIAH looks prozac happy.
It's hard to believe that L.A.REID was once in a boy band with BABYFACE.I thought DICK PARSONS retired.
Submitted by boomsy on May 9, 2008 - 5:13am.
could she try any harder to show off her rings?
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Boomsy I must admit... when I first got my ring I was one of those assholes who talks with their hands, flapping them about all the time to make sure everybody got a good look. Nobody really gave a shit so I stopped.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
honestly, i give kudos to cannon for being such a dedicated gold digger that he would fuck that piece of dried up meat for some cash. i dont think i'd be able to (if i was a guy).
Take a close look at that close-up of her ring by her face. Looks like she's got a WAD of pork stuck in her teefs.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by reinvention on May 9, 2008 - 10:06am.
dare i say it? she actually looks like she's glowing
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Of course she does. That's what dried-up old hags looks like after a 10-year dry spell when they've finally found someone who's willing to toss their hot dog into her cavern.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
dare i say it? she actually looks like she's glowing
yippee!☺
Submitted by missm on May 9, 2008 - 9:50am.
Oh I know regardless they are destined for divorce, I was just trying to speed up the process.
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Good thinking... they'd be done before the first episode even aired.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Please let them agree to do an MTV reality series on their relationship - that way they are destined for divorce.
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......................And you didn't think they were destined for divorce anyway because?
She masturbates to pictures of herself and he's a gold-digging twat.
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Oh I know regardless they are destined for divorce, I was just trying to speed up the process.
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Submitted by Chimp on May 9, 2008 - 9:47am.
she looks a little too happy!!! you can actually she her glow, or is it baby oil?
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It's baby seal fat. Come on now, it's Me-Me.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Gross.
All So Wrong! MiMi & Nick Cannon? If I didn't know better I would say Dave Chappelle wrote this out as the best joke ever.
MiMi...... nooo! He looks like a turtle.
--thanks awfully--
she looks a little too happy!!! you can actually she her glow, or is it baby oil?
I don't know why she bothers me so much. I just don't like looking at her.
Every time I see her picture I'm like ugh!
Submitted by missm on May 9, 2008 - 9:34am.
Please let them agree to do an MTV reality series on their relationship - that way they are destined for divorce.
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......................And you didn't think they were destined for divorce anyway because?
She masturbates to pictures of herself and he's a gold-digging twat.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Please let them agree to do an MTV reality series on their relationship - that way they are destined for divorce.
A week later and I'm still trying to convince myself this shit show actually happened. Morning beehotches.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Wow. This is crazy. Love is good, and all that, but this kind of thing is crazy.
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Oh please MK post a countdown clock on your site for the impending doomsday.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
They make a lovely couple.
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Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
Hopefully she'll be so busy doing the sexy times that she'll forget to release any new music.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Am on May 9, 2008 - 7:30am.
I still can't believe she's wearing a used engagement ring.
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Am, it's not a used ring, it's just looks very similar, Mariah's is 17k, and Ebanks's was 12k. People Magazine already cleared that one up.
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
Ugh. The woman is so emotionally stunted. It's like she's years younger than her boy toy, not older.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
@ ISMU Exactly. I see visions of Hello Kitty themed nurseries.
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GAH
sofa king cheesey
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 9, 2008 - 7:42am.
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The sell-out photoshoot would be priceless. That baby would just be in fairy wings made out 14 karat gold and chinchilla fur, wearing a diaper made out of cotton candy and ten bucks says its ears are pierced with mini diamond chandeliers before its a month old.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
He already looks tired of rubbing her feet 24/7 and not being able to spontaneously have sex with her.
Can you imagine if Mimi gets knock up with a baby girl. That baby is going to drown in pink butterfly crap.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
If this isn't more proof that she's out of her mind then I don't know what is. Remember she went crazy a few years back?! This is probably round 2
I still can't believe she's wearing a used engagement ring.
She looks happy, he looks stunned.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Why do celebs wear their wedding rings wrong? The band is supposed to be worn on the bottom with the engagement ring on top. They all do it wrong. Oh yeah, nice ring. Too bad she will end up paying for it.
Here - Hold my baby while I check DListed
She looks so much better in the black dress. The other one adds about 20 pounds and looks cheap. When will she learn.
Is there a betting pool for how long it takes her to get knocked up?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
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Nick is thinking: *uhoh mommy I made a BIG mistake this time, marrying this batch*
I'm more than ever thinking this is some kind of fake marriage. It's the what exactly is fake about it that I'm not sure.
hahaha In that last picture it looks like she's forcing him to pose like they're at prom.
~*Head Bitch*~
She DOES look happy, but could she try any harder to show off her rings? My goodness; we all know she's married. But I guess if it makes her feel better...
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
BORing. That said, I have a feeling it'll be good with the relationship heads south.
She does look really happy! So for that I can't knock her.
She is so charming...i just found this girl on a celebs dating club'SearchingMillionaire.com'.her profile is very sincere with several recent puix. seem she is seriously looking for relationships according to her profile description.
I actually really like the dress she's wearing, for once--the navy blue number with the buttons, of course...not the one that looks like it came out of a Frederick's of Hollywood catalog.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
She's way too hot and famous for him. Period.