HoHan Dropped
HoHan was supposed to play Nancy Pitman in Matthew Bright's "The Manson Girls," but she's been dropped. Nikki Finke reports that producers of the movie couldn't find any name actresses to star with HoHan. White Oprah and Ali Lohan are available! They work for cheap too. Just give them a one-day pass to Sunset Tan and they'll sign on the dotted line. Samantha Ronson can play Charles Manson. Let's make it a family affair!
Production on the Manson film is supposed to begin in July, so they dumped HoHan in order to bring in some names.
Not to fret! In addition to guest starring on "Ugly Betty," HoHan has landed herself another role. Page Six reports that she will star in the comedy "Labor Pains." The movie is about a woman who pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired. Wait....isn't this like Jennifer Aniston's "Picture Perfect?" Eeeesh...
If that doesn't work out, I'm sure Vh1 will give her a reality show.
Here's HoHan leaving a production meeting for "Labor Pains" yesterday.
Wenn
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 9, 2008 - 11:35pm.
We can only dream
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I expected to see "Dead" trailing after that headline.
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It doesn't surprise me that no one reputable to work with her. People don't like her, they think she is too much of a vapid child.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
hm...from whom did she stole this jacket?..
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Yeah, what about Paris?
What about Clay?
What about Zac?
There's THREE avail actresses.
doh
there goes the oscar before she is 25
She still has her afternoon gig giving lapdances @ BB's Legs & Hotwings to fall back on, after that she'll just move on to Barstow Truckstop Hooker.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 6:34am.
PSL thinks Paris Hilton would be perfect for that piece of trash.
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awww Sheeps baby, you know me so well!
I am glad she finally is paying for her antics. Fuck Lohan- we all know she's not sober.
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Yeah Phoebe, once you get branded it's hard to turn that around.
Robert Downey has more talent in his toe nail clippings than this twit and look how long him to come back....
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Neeener Neeeener ho bag!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I think once the word is out on your work habits in Hollywood, no one wants to be associated with you.
She did this to herself. Idiot.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Lindsay's chickens are coming home to ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!
No wonder White Oprah has started pimpin the younger one out.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
hahahaha. Good. I hope she keeps losing roles because of her past behavior, and the fact that no one wants to work with her now. LMAO.
She's going to HAVE to appear in mommy's t.v. show just to get paid.
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PSL thinks Paris Hilton would be perfect for that piece of trash.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Satan's beginning to regret purchasing her soul.
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just when you thought these spoiled cunts could get away with anything and would never go away from our screens/radios...
i am hoping to god her album fails... then, good riddance!
You know, admitting Lindsay Lohan can act isn't equating her with Meryl Streep. Compared to some of these bitches (*cough*JessicaAlba*cough*) Lindsay's got a very natural and charismatic screen presence. Unfortunately, she blew it, and the point at which people in Hollywood stop being willing to work with you is the point at which you are over. It's all about who you know. Have fun waitressing at Friendly's, Linds.
How does this twat even have a job let alone one that often pays millions???
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Wow, her career has really taken a nosedive.
I've never rated her much as an actress, but I did think that she would translate over to adult movies quite well. Her name should have carried her meagre talents.
Obviously directors have completely blacklisted her because of her attitude and work ethic. She had it all, and partied it away in just over 12 months.
Someone show Hohan the Dogville short and show her what real acting is.
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But then again, what do I know?
Does it say more about me or Lohan that I automatically read that as "Labia Pains"?
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