As soon as I saw these pictures of Mark Ronson and his child girlfriend, Daisy Lowe, I got all "Fatal Attraction" inside. I want to scream, "I won't be ignored, Mark!" Daisy better keep her stuffed animal collection safe, because I'm this close to boiling one of her stuffed toy bunnies.

32-year-old Mark and 19-year-old Daisy were pictured as a couple for the first time in London last night. Daisy needs to go back to playing with Barbie and leave Ronson to the big bitches. I'm sure the girl is lovely and shits crystal bubbles, but she should put down the Ronson and move on.

You can tell Mark is thinking of me in those pics. "I won't be ignoooored Mark!!! I won't allow you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage!" Actually, he can do the latter anytime he wants.

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She looks like she has a serious case of "manhands". Ick.

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He looks like Eric Bogosian's body double, but wimpier than the character in Under Siege 2.

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Jonathan Silverman is not hot at all.

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Maybe he can double date with Milo and his little cheerlearder bitch.

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They brought a chaperon.

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God he's so fucking hot! When I went to Coachella I saw him walking by me and I gave him a second look cause I thought he was so hot. Then it dawned on me that it was Mark Ronson.
So my drunk ass called him out and asked if he would take a picture with me he obliged.
Not only is he hot but polite. The only bad part is that I'm way shorter than him so as a polite tall guy he tried to bend down to my height so he doesn't look as tall and dapper as he actually is. Ok stupid celebrity crush story over...
Glad he has Daisy he looks happy.

CafeConLeche's picture

someone please tell me he ate a box of powdered donuts that night?

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She isn't the youngest Mark has been with. A couple of weeks ago he was seen out and about with a 17 y.o. (although, she looks, at least, 25).

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Stop it with those dumb-assed, tight, sparkly suits. He looks like a fool. I hate whe bored rich kids try to set trends. Im calling douche!

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What is it with all the celebrity guys dating young fluff nowadays? Milo, T.R., now Mark Ronson. Creepy shit.

BTW, what is it that everyone finds so attractive about MR? He dresses funny and looks skanky.

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and by the by, Mark Ronson is supposed to be engaged ti Kidada Jones? WTF?

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No he was engaged to her sister Rashida but they split up a few years ago. He was dating some artist until Feb but then they split up so that he could hang out with jailbait.

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Gwen Stefani's stepdaughter looks a little wonky!

Yep - that's Gavin Rossdale's "goddaughter" slash daughter with Pearl Lowe.
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Isn't this Gavin Rossdale's love child? I think it is....and by the by, Mark Ronson is supposed to be engaged ti Kidada Jones? WTF?

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Not in the pix you posted, but in the ones I googeled, she looks like Suri Cruise...

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/73642948.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4A...

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How come creepy assholes never just go somewhere and die? Why does it have to be kids on a school bus?

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missy's picture

imagine this chick in Wino's company hahahaha

shes too young to hang... me at age 29? PERFECT for MR :)
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VLL- LMAO!!!!

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Regina's picture

He's hot.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 8:21am.

Hell that makes it that much better! GC is hotter than most of the chicks Brad has banged anyways (I'm talking to YOU Gwyneth!!!).

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 9, 2008 - 10:22am.
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Giggle. That was the most awesome food tangent.

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I think Ronson is good at what he does no doubt. But he's average looking. Maybe he's so charismatic and charming in person that everyone thinks he's better looking.

This kid posed nude for a magzine a while back. Her mom was notorious for being a party animal/drugs/alkie (she's British) and looks rough as a result. Doesn't seem to keep a tight rein on this girl. Let's hope she doesn't fuck her life up.

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Viva La Lohan on May 9, 2008 - 10:18am.

No problem, violate away.

OnT: The name Daisy reminds of sour cream and that makes me think about fajitas and now I'm hungry.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 9, 2008 - 10:18am.
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At first glance it was a panty-filler for me. But then my mind wandered and now I'm convinced George Clooney is out of the shot giving some oral luvins. :P

Who am I kidding? That's still kind of a panty-filler.

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She looks like Lily Allen if Lily Allen had her nose smashed in.

Rishkin's picture

I don't like sparkly suits.

She's not even old enough to drink. Beat!

Viva La Lohan's picture

Two things...

First - I don't get the Mark Ronson thing. Absolutely no movement in my genitals over him at all.

Second - BRADIFUL I hope you don't mind but I will be spending the rest of the day drooling and eye-raping your avie.

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KD's picture

I think she kind of looks like Lily Allen.

Heron's picture

Super cute dress.

Mmmm.... Mark Ronson..... yummy.
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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I don't know who the fuck she is, so, I can't care.

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Tv Zombie, LOL. That was a good story. And I agree with the coke bloat thing.
I never thought Ronson was good looking to begin with, though. And his sister creeps me the fock out.
I hate the way Lindsay Hohan makes the gang signs. You KNOW she and Samantha do that shit to each other after munching carpets. EWWWWW

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Oh MK, you can do so much better! Besides, they would probably seat you next to Hohan and Sam at Christams time and you don't want to see that up close and personal.

Oh and Ronson's losing his looks big time right now. That's a classic case of coke bloat there.

Last year I worked on a tv show featuring what was meant to be a short interview with Daisy Lowe about music and yoof culture. The girl CANNOT stop talking about herself, it was utterly impossible to get her to focus on the questions being put to her without her going off on one about herself. She is incredibly boring and I'm sure Mark Ronson will realise this soon, if he hasn't already done so.

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mike...lol

but you don't ever want to talk to her?

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MyFingersHurt's picture

I didn't realize Daisy Lowe was, like... Known? I thought she was just some girl who lived with her groupie mom & no one had ever seen her. Is she famous??

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 10:54am.

besides sex, what the hell does a 32 yr old have in common with a 19 year old?

That's not enough?!?!?

StewieGriffin's picture

he looks like retro Peter Sellars in the pics

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hahahhaha mike!
good thing they are loaded, and can afford to spill some....

besides sex, what the hell does a 32 yr old have in common with a 19 year old? No offense to you youngsters, but you don't know shit at 19.

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Lol Mike! That's not coke baby! He's wearing a shiny suit!!! Shiny pants shiny pants shiny!

Those crazy brits!

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From the look of the front of the clothes, he was REALLY enjoying the coke that night.

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He's dating Gavin's Love Child? WHYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

NO MARK NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Me & MK are so gonna take her bunny on a rollercoaster ride and then boil it and make stew.

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skiny tie is stupid
but id still break his back
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I was just thinking, I wonder if Hohan wants to do Mark and Sam won't let her. LOL

Actually, I think Mark is smarter than that. Hohan is a walking STD and Mark knows it

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I've seen her before/heard her name... Gavin Rossdale's love child, right?

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Ahhhh
Mark Ronson for my birthday. He's a hot piece. Plus he looks like he's a cool dude.

The chick is cute*cries*

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what the hell, is that giz down the front of his pants or perhaps he got a little to sloppy in the loo!

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