Brangelina, Eat Your Heart Out
41-year-old Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. My non-existent vagina hurts. The 21st member of The Duggar family will be born around New Year's Day. Baby number 18 will join its 7 sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
The family lives in a 7,000 square foot home in Arkansas. They are currently shooting a reality series for Discovery Health.
Michelle's husband, Jim Bob, said, "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."
The Duggar children's first names all begin with the letter J. They are: Josh, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; Johannah, 2; and Jennifer, 9-months.
They are running out of Js! They are going to have to start dipping into the Ps soon.
Well, if the Duggars ever run out of room in their house, a few of the children can move into Michelle's vagina. You know it's like a 6-car garage up in there.
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How bout Jesuschristcanyoukeepyerlegsclosedferfiveminits.
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Somebody help me out here: The youngest one is 9 months old, and she's just spawned another one. So, that's means she got pregnant RIGHT AFTER the last one was born, right?
They should get a t.v. for their bedroom.
I for one look at this couple as selfish. Not to mention all of our nations water supply being wasted each time one of their spawn flushes, it's sickening. There are alot of kids in foster care that have been seriously neglected and abused. They need a home and they need one now. But oh no, let's pop out number 18 and leave the millionth kid in foster care to rot. Not all foster kids rot, but I can gaurantee you they all want a Mom and Dad and a home. I know because I adopted 5 of them. I look at the two selfish losers and am pretty pissed at NBC for even putting their lame asses on TV.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..I'm not laughing this time...I am seriously pissed.
Submitted by Thornhill on May 9, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Why did I just get a vision of the Pony Express saddle bags..
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Awww, give her a break. That's only when she's on top!
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Justanothernumber
Justfuckingkillmealready
Joyididntgetflushed
Jessgimmetomysisteralready
Hmmmmmmm, what more can I think of???
Submitted by Sweetas on May 9, 2008 - 11:39am.
ME LOL!!! Like a standing ovation.
When she walks, people ask if she's wearing courderoy.
I wonder if she has to pin those babies back so they don't dangle in the toilet.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!
They probably clap together so loudly it sounds like an entire statium!!
Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 2:34pm.
OH LOOK!
I found some pictures of their babies playing and they are so cute.
www.manbabies.com
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Jeebus, Lolo! That scared me!
On topic: I predict Jim Bob is f*cking her brains out again as we speak. A "Congrats on Breeding, Honey! Lemme fertilize you again!"
Why did I just get a vision of the Pony Express saddle bags..
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Clarisse on May 9, 2008 - 2:30pm.
According to Gothard's teachings, "borrowing money for any reason, even a home mortgage, is wrong"
Wrong???
She Who Shall Remain Nameless clearly states this family "live on hand outs"...
I smell a conflict!!!
- I hear a bottle of nice Chianti being opened and fava beans being prepared, gird your vital organs.
Somewhere the lambs have not stopped screaming, the hypocrisy keeps them sketchy.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
LOLOLOLOL you bitches crack me the hell UP!
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Her kids probably borrow her cervix to use it as a hula hoop.
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
ME LOL!!! Like a standing ovation.
When she walks, people ask if she's wearing courderoy.
I wonder if she has to pin those babies back so they don't dangle in the toilet.
I used to love those giant parachute gym days!!
Now the memory is kinda tainted....
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Oh Lolo - that was creepy and funny as hell.
Uvula - OMG! LMFAO!
LoLo - that was just wrong
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Missy - LOL. Sorry babe. My sick mind can't help it.
Uvula - she HAS to wear mom underwear just to keep those flaps IN!
Imagine the clapping noise those things would make if she queefed!?!?
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Like that giant parachute the Park and Rec Department used to bring by at recess in the third grade.
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Clarisse - yes, I too smell coflict.
Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Imagine the clapping noise those things would make if she queefed!?!?
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did ya have to take us there ME
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OH LOOK!
I found some pictures of their babies playing and they are so cute.
www.manbabies.com
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Borrowing money in the form of a good, honest mortgage you PAY BACK is different than accepting handouts because that's just good Christians giving of themselves and their souls, right?
Something just chaps my ass about people who want to be congratulated and rewarded for churning out kid after kid after kid. You know, other than the baby showers and shit I've RIGHTFULLY had for bearing my own uter-muffins, of course.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Uvula - she HAS to wear mom underwear just to keep those flaps IN!
Imagine the clapping noise those things would make if she queefed!?!?
:::shocked face:::
Hold the toast there M.E.!!!
According to Gothard's teachings, "borrowing money for any reason, even a home mortgage, is wrong"
Wrong???
She Who Shall Remain Nameless clearly states this family "live on hand outs"...
I smell a conflict!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
After I read this, my uterus began crying. Should I be worried?
~"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future" Oscar Wilde~
I just realized her shit must look like the mudflaps on an eighteen wheeler. Jebus.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
My entry for the new crotch-fruit's name:
Juststopbifinbabiesalready
Bradiful - cornitology
*snort*
LMAO!!
M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Oh GWAD it's Xenu for Children of the Corn.
Cornintology.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
This aint a family, it's a virus...
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Submitted by missy on May 9, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Hi missy , im pretty sure she can put the tv up her vagina, thank God she wears dresses because im pretty sure she cant close her legs or walk like a normal humanbeing
Bradiful - this is the shit they practice:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gothard
They live in Arkansas,
They keep/kept having babies beyond their financial means to the point they have taken "hand outs" and I am guessing welfare assistance,
They got a TV show to help subsidize their brood,
It is supposed to be "acceptable" because it is thinly veiled by some religious "beliefs",
They obviously practice NO Birth Control of any kind, nice message for the kiddies,
And yet if all of this took place in let's say a major Urban setting, would it be treated the same way by the general public that is supporting them and defending them?
Would it be warm and fuzzy? Oogey boogey moogey, *baby talk*.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I have to say when I first read the name "Jinger", I pronounced it like Jingle. Jinger Bells, Jinger Bells, Jinger all the way....
Her Gyno uses a car jack to prop open her mud flaps.
Just noticed this in someone's siggy: "It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA"
Er, I hope someone told Love Angelina that ducks do not become swans. They are two seperate species of birds. Oh vey!
I really hope they make it to twenty.
Two questions; has kaiserian (sorry that I butchered it) commented already, and why does this family bring so much attention?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Please I hope some Dlister lives near these people. Tell us something. Any Dlisters in Arkansas?
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That family is fucking creepy. I am sure Michelle could pass a VW bus through her vag and not feel it.
Submitted by Granny Clampett on May 9, 2008 - 11:59am.
How on earth do the parents ever get a chance to fuck with 17 kids?
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The other kids run interference
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 9, 2008 - 1:58pm.
im sure that all the thing that had been lost is that house end up in her vagina , the missing keys in her vagina, her husband wedding ring " excuse me honey , I lost my wedding band in your Vagina"
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"Honey, I can't find the remote. Can you check up your vage?"
hahahhahaa!! hi yiooooo!♥
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Submitted by Sweetas on May 9, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Green is Good - LOL!! He hates her because she's the only one to ever take advantage of his buy 5 get one free discount. Three times.
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Upon further thought, I'll bet she birfs 'em at home in a cardboard box.
There's 400 comments and I'm too lazy to read them all but my questions is...How on earth do the parents ever get a chance to fuck with 17 kids? It's hard with just one kid. And another, which I'm sure has been mentioned. She ain't no spring chicken, they're at risk for having seriously complicated pregnancies and unhealthy babies if they don't stop soon.
im sure that all the thing that had been lost is that house end up in her vagina , the missing keys in her vagina, her husband wedding ring " excuse me honey , I lost my wedding band in your Vagina"
Yawn....Doesn't Mel Gibson have 10? and his wife is hella sexy unlike this mini van mom pictured here
I think alligators have multiple children at once. The mom puts them in her mouth and takes them to a hopefully safe place in the water.
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thanks Missy, I was staying out of the naming because I'm not as quick as these other hoes, but I liked that one too
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 9, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Jehovahgetsmewet
OH SNAP!! AHAHAHAHHAHAA! nice one lohan lovah :)
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Her uterus hangs out of her body so she just throws it over her shoulder and carries it like a back pack.
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I'm going chanting with Chloe Lattanzi in her dad's teepee
Potential names:
JustjamitintherealreadyIswearIcanfeelit
Jellush8rswishtheirpoonwasfloppylikemine
Jehovahgetsmewet
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.