Brangelina, Eat Your Heart Out
41-year-old Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. My non-existent vagina hurts. The 21st member of The Duggar family will be born around New Year's Day. Baby number 18 will join its 7 sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
The family lives in a 7,000 square foot home in Arkansas. They are currently shooting a reality series for Discovery Health.
Michelle's husband, Jim Bob, said, "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."
The Duggar children's first names all begin with the letter J. They are: Josh, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; Johannah, 2; and Jennifer, 9-months.
They are running out of Js! They are going to have to start dipping into the Ps soon.
Well, if the Duggars ever run out of room in their house, a few of the children can move into Michelle's vagina. You know it's like a 6-car garage up in there.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 12:11pm.
That's ridiculous.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
I wouldn't want to go near this b*tch's vajayjay without a wet-suit and a mining helmet. Her Gyno must go pale with horror.
There isn't enough moonshine in all of Hazard County to kill that memory.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 11:14am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Being unstable is my trademark.
However I did get upset, because they were talking about this nice family. I wasn't upset, upset, but I was just sad they were being attacked when they're so nice and sweet.
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Fine, but do you understand why people don't like when you do this? When you make it all about your feelings and you then go all ballistic? It is not an attractive trait.
Being a caring person is attractive, being a loose cannon is not.
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The only other family that thinks this is OK lives in a zoo.
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I'm going to have to send her a bumper sticker for her 30 passenger van: Whore for Jesus, tips allowed.
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Being unstable is my trademark.
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Me too. At age 29 its not really working out all that well. Therapy works: start early.
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Missy! How was it?! I'm a definite Jelliz H8ter!!!
Did you end up with a cool outfit? I couldn't answer your question, cuz only thing I ever wore to an event like that was tye-dye..*blushing profusely* Didya' take pics?!?
OnT: if you were a good christian woman you would have worn a plaid skirt and your hair in a bun!
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Being unstable is my trademark.
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Well might I ask then LA that the next time one of your 'allies' calls one of US unstable, instead of agreeing and blasting us for it you recognize your own faults? Hypocricy has not proven to be your friend thus far.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
TV--
Can I see you in my office...NOW!
I just wanna say, thanks for keeping track.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Being unstable is my trademark.
However I did get upset, because they were talking about this nice family. I wasn't upset, upset, but I was just sad they were being attacked when they're so nice and sweet.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Sweetas on May 9, 2008 - 1:11pm.
missy - hope it was a blast! Legal or no? ;)
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hahaha, legal hangover! one step at a time, ya know? saw the roots & erukah badu last night :)
ONT: TV though of the name Jesuschristcloseyourfuckinglegsalready; we should write these name submissions in
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NitWitty - LMFAO!!! *crying* I wonder what the delay is? I mean, sound can only travel so far so fast...
Weird... you'd think the odds would be in favor of one of them not being ugly.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 9, 2008 - 2:06pm.
I only watch a few episode and i never see then go out alone or have any friends over , i dont think they have any close neighbors and they dont go to school , the older kids raised the younger ones and they are doing a reality show, theres goin to be at least a serial killer , rapist and incest in this family, they dont have any sense of life outside their perfect little world.
When the daughters start having their own children, but daddy is the only man on the property, things will make more sense.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 2:11pm.
EXACTLY, and it is precisely that attitude that makes them selfish.
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It's selfish 'cause there's 18 right? Not because there's ANY?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Totally off-topic, but you know what reall chaps my ass? When you're talking to one person, and another person takes it upon themselves to include themself in the conversation by asking you to repeat everything you just said, which continues with the next person, and the next, etc. GDI.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 11:07am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 11:57am.
If they truly didn't feel in their hearts that should adopt then I am glad they didn't. Its not their job to fix the foster care system. Would taking in foster kids have benefited those kids greatly...sure. However its not their job or responsibility.
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EXACTLY, and it is precisely that attitude that makes them selfish.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
missy - hope it was a blast! Legal or no? ;)
OT they should name their latest kid Justsaynoonetimefortheloveofgod. It's a j word!
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Husband: Is it in..in..in..in..in?
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AHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!! echo-pussy hahahhaa
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Husband: Is it in..in..in..in..in?
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Fucking CREEPY. The oldest boy looks like he is 46 and his hairline is leaving the family.
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PSL, Mrs. Kravitz: Mmmm, I like Alec, too. He's a REAL man. Nothing pansy about him.
But I've been noticing that his hands are swollen and red, and when he makes a fist, they get all white around the crinkles. That used to happen to me when I was pregnant, from retaining water. I wonder if it's his kidneys...
Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 1:49pm.
I cant help but think of glossy butt holes.
Shiney happy glossy butt holes with gold teeth
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Haha, I love references from other threads!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
I wonder if she had her eggs frozen for down the road... surrogate babies!
I'm sure there's some dumb fuck out there who'll gladly offer up her cooter to provide this family with more babies. I'm sure she lives in Arkansas, too.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 2:02pm.
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OK, so watching these people made you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That's great. I do not judge or criticize you for that. I just don't understand why you feel the need to personally insult those of us who do not get all warm and fuzzy in the face of these people.
Instead of reading the dictionary this summer you might want to work on getting your emotions under control.
That's all I'm sayin'.
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Umm, you attacked her first.
All I'm sayin'
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by tinkuy: "The gaps in ages probably reflect the fact that a certain percentage of pregnancies end in early miscarriages -- God LOVES killing little babies!"
That is WICKED. And it made me cackle so hard my little blessings were like, "What are you laughing at, Mommy?" No, it's sad and it happened to me (and everyone else I know), but the sarcastic injection of God made it delectably funny!
I was just thinking that those bay-bees must slide out like mom's cooch is a water slide.
Wheeeee! Splooosh!
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"However, how the fuck are you going to marry a dude without knowing how the dick is? Bad dick could ruin a marriage!" MK, Mar. 6/08
"Yes. Yes it can." Me, Mar. 6/08
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 11:57am.
If they truly didn't feel in their hearts that should adopt then I am glad they didn't. Its not their job to fix the foster care system. Would taking in foster kids have benefited those kids greatly...sure. However its not their job or responsibility.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 9, 2008 - 12:58pm.
is sad that this kids seem that the only friends they have are each other, are they going to college?
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Are the kids allowed to leave the compound?? Ever? Doubt it. They'll be hooking up with those FLDS guys shortly.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 2:02pm.
OK, so watching these people made you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That's great. I do not judge or criticize you for that. I just don't understand why you feel the need to personally insult those of us who do not get all warm and fuzzy in the face of these people.
Instead of reading the dictionary this summer you might want to work on getting your emotions under control.
That's all I'm sayin'
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Amen lady.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Aw Mrs. K! Right back atcha doll. :) Your kitty is a fashionista! Very much unlike Mrs. Duggar's kitty above. It looks like Fagan from Oliver Twist.
Time to go, you guys are great. enjoy your time zone
Hi Sweetas!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I was silently loving you over here.. Im too hungover to keep up with this thread... I did manage to post a mel brooks youtube clip though!
glad youre here :)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 1:58pm.
I can't get past the fact that he's so HAIRY. Plus, he's fat now.
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He's not fat. HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!
hee
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Mabel Hodges said that her vagina lost all toneness and I don't think she had 18 kids. This lady probaly can't even feel her husbands penis. Thats how she keeps getting pregnant. she is asleep when he is doing his thing.
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 10:51am.
but watching these people interact I really got that love and support they give to one another. I truly think these are wonderful and caring parents. They are a very loving family.
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OK, so watching these people made you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That's great. I do not judge or criticize you for that. I just don't understand why you feel the need to personally insult those of us who do not get all warm and fuzzy in the face of these people.
Instead of reading the dictionary this summer you might want to work on getting your emotions under control.
That's all I'm sayin'.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
The gaps in ages probably reflect the fact that a certain percentage of pregnancies end in early miscarriages -- God LOVES killing little babies!
they've obviously taken the Sound Of Music a little too seriously...
M.E.
Ah, that's cheating!. Using your eldest kids to "raise" your spawns is NOT parenting, it's just plain fucking lazy. I know it's nice to have support and cooperation in your household, but damn! turning them into the "apointed tutors" of the youngest ones because you're only worrying about breeding, it's abuse. It's insane.
Home-made clothing and other home-made things are nice to a certain point because you teach your kids "alternate" ways of consuming goods instead of the usual consumerism the rest of us are used to. Also store-bought clothing could be more expensive than fabric, so I get why they might wear home-made clothing. It's cheaper, specially if her daughters are doing the sewing too. The "clone effect" might even avoid trouble too, because they get rid of personal tastes and variation. But overall, that family looks more fucked up to me.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 9, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Doesn't work at Wrestlemania.
The Arkansas DOT is sending in a crew to re-stripe the express lane in her fallopian tubes.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I'd do Baldwin. Sexy eyes.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 9, 2008 - 9:53am.
I don't understand the occasional 2 year gaps between children. Did they lose the recipe?
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It was her body begging for mercy.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 11:48am.
Oh, I agree. Thats been my main problem in life.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 1:58pm.
I can't get past the fact that he's so HAIRY. Plus, he's fat now.
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At least he's not Robin Williams hairy.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
hi Kizzy
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by Sweetas on May 9, 2008 - 10:57am.
Mrs. K! XOXOXOXO Remember me guys?
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Remember you?!?!?!? I love you with the heat of 10,000 suns.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Sweetas, well, at the thought of birthing ONE more child none the less 18 more made my coochie and sphincter retract to my intestines.
How will I ever piss again?
is sad that this kids seem that the only friends they have are each other, are they goin to college?
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Last night I dreamt that I was having zexy times with Alec Baldwin.
And he was goooooooooooood.
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Damn. Shitty attitude aside he's YUMMY.
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I can't get past the fact that he's so HAIRY. Plus, he's fat now.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
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