Brangelina, Eat Your Heart Out
41-year-old Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. My non-existent vagina hurts. The 21st member of The Duggar family will be born around New Year's Day. Baby number 18 will join its 7 sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
The family lives in a 7,000 square foot home in Arkansas. They are currently shooting a reality series for Discovery Health.
Michelle's husband, Jim Bob, said, "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."
The Duggar children's first names all begin with the letter J. They are: Josh, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; Johannah, 2; and Jennifer, 9-months.
They are running out of Js! They are going to have to start dipping into the Ps soon.
Well, if the Duggars ever run out of room in their house, a few of the children can move into Michelle's vagina. You know it's like a 6-car garage up in there.
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Frankly, to my mind, if you can't spell conquer (and you're a speaker of English), you shouldn't even think of reproducing.
Would somebody please get LA some Hooked on Phonics? You can read up and git yurself an edumacation before you spit out all those inbreds into the corn.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
This bitch has her ass on inside out too.
fuck
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Death threat??? She was the one looking for pills to make me go away. I was trying to help her.
- Keep it up, it's how to get you permanently banned from this site.
You lying, delusional mistake.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Stoney on May 9, 2008 - 9:06am.
IT'S CONQUER YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!
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LMAO!!! I was wondering WTF she meant by "concur" the world.
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Donde esta Macheeng?
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 10:03am.
Then my babies will grow up and concur the fucking planet.
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Concur the planet? What does that mean?
I gotta hand it to ya LA, you are going to take the marketing/advertising world by storm AND live the rural life in Southern Illinois, raisin' corn and makin' babies.
I guess you are gonna take multi-tasking to a whole new level.
Congrats!
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Then my babies will grow up and concur the fucking planet.
HAHahahahahaha..Finally I "concur the ef-ing planet"????
*wiping eyes of tears from the insanity of it all*
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by Stoney on May 9, 2008 - 11:06am.
Oh GAWD thank you. I couldn't spell that word for shit. I said fuck it and put up the world I thought looked enough like it.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
gina latina:
THAT was hilarious. great comment.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Ladies and Gents, A public service announcement from the Douchebag family. Er.. the duggnutts family... um.. whatever...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg
For your Amusement. [not my image]
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Oh Mike, I am gonna have a shit load of kids. My BF and I have already discussed it. We're gonna move to Southern IL and have a crop of corn, fuck, and have babies. That's my future. Then my babies will grow up and concur the fucking planet. My kids will fucking own your kids.
I believe it. It'll be like a kennel, and you'll just wait around, hoping Angelina and Brad will adopt one of your spawn.
Nah, I don't really believe it - I don't even believe you have a real boyfriend.
For once, I actually agree with what ricki lake is saying. What kind of sense does it make to give handouts to a well-off couple just because she can't keep her legs closed and he can't keep the car in the garage and they obviously don't believe in birth control? And, on top of it, to say it's all an act of God? Assholes. An act of God would inspire the morons supporting these sheisters to donate their money to a better cause, such as to the homeless or an orphanage filled with kids who have no parents.
Selfish, idiotic fucktards.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Death threat??? She was the one looking for pills to make me go away. I was trying to help her.
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Funny, most people might suggest a sleeping pill. You, on the other hand, suggest poison. Interesting.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
IT'S CONQUER YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Madam Dufarge and Lovescarrottop. I went to the site it looks for real.
LA you are getting good advice here. There are alot of wise people on this site and I don't think anyone wants to hurt you. Open your mind.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on May 9, 2008 - 12:01pm.
i get valium from my dermatologist. seriously, he will prescribe anything.
they are faaaaabulous.
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You got name and phone number??? *Puts pen to paper*
loveangelina you are the biggest bullshit artist out there. Your whole method of operation is leaving comments against other Dlisters. If you want attention that bad just ask for it. By the way Angie Jo called, she says the restraining order on your ass is still valid.
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Someone needs to knock some sense into this cow and tell her that her vagina is not a clown car. I shudder at the thought of how much waste this family must produce.
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Donde esta Macheeng?
Death threat??? She was the one looking for pills to make me go away. I was trying to help her.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 11:59am.
Question....her GD pussy must be like the grand fucking canyon.
How does Jim Bob (orwhateverthefuckhisnameis) even FEEL enough of anything to ejaculate??????
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My guess ol' Jimmy Bob asks his wife to insert a bear trap in there so he can feel something tight around his prick from time to time.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by kdracofan on May 9, 2008 - 11:58am.
Glad to notice I am not the only cranky one today....NYC's weather sucks today!
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Good to "see" you. ;)
*Do you want some cheese with that whine?*
Oh, I hope one of these kids writes a fucking book, A la "Mommy Dearest".
i doubt they know how to spell.
Here is what I don't get.
Why the hell does LA take it PERSONALLY that we don't agree with the Duggar family's choices?
Edit: Stoney answered the question already. :)
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 12:02pm.
*frowns*
But I'm a blonde...
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Oh Mike, I am gonna have a shit load of kids. My BF and I have already discussed it. We're gonna move to Southern IL and have a crop of corn, fuck, and have babies. That's my future. Then my babies will grow up and concur the fucking planet. My kids will fucking own your kids.
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That kind of life would sure be on-par with your intelligence.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
How do they support all this kids?? ,this world is overpopulated, we need to declare a month each year were nobody can get pregnant and if they do they should get send to jail and Fix
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 9, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 9, 2008 - 9:56am.
mmm Valium! I'm not heavy into the pills but I was sitting in my car this
Prononced Valley-YUM! LOL
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Here is what I don't get.
Why the hell does LA take it PERSONALLY that we don't agree with the Duggar family's choices?
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Shit. Disturber.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
I loooove Xanax, but I haven't had any in a coon's age.
Oh Mike, I am gonna have a shit load of kids. My BF and I have already discussed it. We're gonna move to Southern IL and have a crop of corn, fuck, and have babies. That's my future. Then my babies will grow up and concur the fucking planet. My kids will fucking own your kids.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 11:43am.
Guess the mother just lays on her back and waits for another gift from God.
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No, she's lays on her back waiting for Jim Bob to mount her. Again.
Oh, I hope one of these kids writes a fucking book, A la "Mommy Dearest".
"Don't bother. There isn't one...unless you take a cyanide capsule, then well I won't be the only thing going away."
You know the frivolous fuck shit rants are one thing, but this is a wish of death.
LA you are supreme CUNT, congrats. With that title you will surely fuck your way to z list fame whoring and only ever be less than you think you are today.
You children will be sure to remind you of that when their Daddies can't schedule enough bonding time. You dumb bitch.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
*smacks Stoney*
Damn bitch! You're never this slow!!!!
GET MORE COFFEE!!!
xoxoxoxo
RE-
Valium
It does NOTHING for me. Neither does xanax
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Go Spurs!
i get valium from my dermatologist. seriously, he will prescribe anything.
they are faaaaabulous.
Submitted by Stoney on May 9, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Oh I get it now! LA's got her panties in a bunch because criticizing the Duggers and their child collecting is like criticizing the Jolie-Pitts! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!
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Didn't even think of that. You're a genius.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by Stoney on May 9, 2008 - 8:58am.
Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 11:56am.
Common sense and decency
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Word.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 9, 2008 - 11:52am.
The oldest kids are PRAYING Daddy gets his nuts caught in a turbine, or Mommy's uterus falls out.
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Bwhahhahaha! LMAO!
Bitch must have a case of those ovulation test thingies. When she's ripe, Daddy gets to climb on board!
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I'd wager daddy could even get lost in her cooter.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Frost on May 9, 2008 - 12:46pm.
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"Start protecting your family by removing books, magazines, television, or internet that have -worldly- or sensual content. Replace them with good things like wholesome music, biographies of great Christians, good old-fashioned family fun and games."
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We used to play Monopoly and Trivial Pursuit every Saturday night, but there are a few who still wound up on the state sponsored vacation.
Hey you get off my cloud...
Oh I get it now! LA's got her panties in a bunch because criticizing the Duggers and their child collecting is like criticizing the Jolie-Pitts! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!
*chokes*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Don't bother. There isn't one...unless you take a cyanide capsule, then well I won't be the only thing going away.
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Death threats. Classy.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 9, 2008 - 11:56am.
The 3 V's
Valium
Vicodin
Vodka
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if i have kids, I will name them after the three Vs
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Question....her GD pussy must be like the grand fucking canyon.
How does Jim Bob (orwhateverthefuckhisnameis) even FEEL enough of anything to ejaculate??????
LA lives on handouts herself. It's no wonder she defends these idiots.
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 9, 2008 - 9:56am.
mmm Valium! I'm not heavy into the pills but I was sitting in my car this morning contemplating how functional I would be if I popped one of those before work.
PS - droooooool
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
LA- Your perception that family is synonymous with goodness and righteousness is just... hell, I can't even think of a word for it. It seems like you're always giving people with kids a blind pass, like no parent could be self-serving, ill intentioned or misinformed. I absolutely understand that you believe it's not up to you to judge whether or not someone is a good parent and to each his own. I'm just intrigued that you can't correlate having a family of 21 with the potential damage of having care and nurturing running down the totem pole instead of up it.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 11:56am.
Common sense and decency.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Glad to notice I am not the only cranky one today....NYC's weather sucks today!
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 9:54am.
Accussing someone of being a pill-popper is a pretty serious accusation. Watch your fucking mouth.
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Yeah! That sounds like slander to me...and...and PERJURY!!!!!
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 9, 2008 - 10:53am.
L.A- Ummm...what's wrong with pills?
I'm still looking for the pill that makes you go away.
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Don't bother. There isn't one...unless you take a cyanide capsule, then well I won't be the only thing going away.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H