Friday, May 9th 2008
Heather Mills Won't Go Away
Heather Mills can't take a hint, now can she? People have probably screamed in her face to "go the fuck way," but she won't listen. Heather is in talks to star in the next season of "Celebrity Apprentice." Heather is no stranger to American reality TV. Her ass already lost "Dancing with the Stars."
Access Hollywood (via MSNBC) reports that Donald Trump approached Heather, but she's still thinking about it.
The Donald really isn't thinking this through. If you piss Heather off, she'll pour a glass of water over your head. I'm pretty sure the dead cat on Donald's head isn't waterproof.
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ROFLMFAO, in Texas that is not considered mean. It is our twisted sense of humor. We only pick on the ones we care for.
Excuse me, I lost my head for a minute.
**inhale, hold 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,...**
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by Green Acres on May 9, 2008 - 7:17pm.
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ROFLMAO!! Leave it to the ever graceful, Lisa Douglas to somehow add class to the situation!! lolol
Don't worry tho..her demonic mind is already at work and I know I'm going to be screwed here shortly. *ducks and winces*
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Nitty's upset because the press released the story of how these huge sinkholes in Texas were swallowing up cars and oilfield equipment, I merely suggested that Nitty close her legs. Maybe if Texaco had their oilfield drills returned, the price of gasoline would decrease.
Slutts, your ciggie smoke is serving as Heather's Oust air freshener this evening. You are actually performing a public service.
*full body shiver*
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"All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds." - Eva Gabor
Hey Slutts?...ummm... When did you end up between some wonkie breasties? Was it before or after a casino trip to Vegas?
Heather can high kick it in Vegas.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
@Rishkin, why it's our very own Sluttsville. She just loves the scent of stale ciggies and crusted one legged heather crotch first thing in the morning.
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G.A. I've been better, I mean how would you feel being stuck in Heather's stink hole....at least Nitty's has enough ventilation for my ciggy smoke to clear.
Deb....You have no idea how mean Nitty can be.
NitWitty,
What is that picture in your cooch?
I have shitty eye site.
Okie dokie..now where were we? Oh, yes! Why thank you, Deb! I needed a fresh change of face! Slutts, is that you? I hope you took a shower after your day spent in debauchery. *sniffs then wrinkles her nose*
Somewhere Peggy is crying more over losing you than her leg.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Slutts! How are you, Sugah?
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"All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds." - Eva Gabor
@Nitty, nice avie...lol
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
OH HELL TO THE NO!!!!! I KNOW YOU DIDN'T COME IN HERE WITH THAT DAMN AVIE.
G.A.-Stay away from Nitty, in case you haven't heard today, her sinkhole has swallowed cars and oilfield equipment...and now my avie.
Damn Texans and their Kegels.
*hands Mrs. K a Kleenex* I'm sorry...But I've already wiped it on Sheeps so much that his wool is getting crunchy! bbiab, sis on the phone talking about being served..too bad this isn't in the nick hogan thread then I'd be closer to being on topic..BRB
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 4:51pm.
He's just jellis cuz he hasn't had his face anywhere near a twat in forever.
*sobbing, sucking thumb*
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Um, can I get copies of the hoo ha pix?
BTW, are his boys, ya know, wooly?
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Lisa, it's TWUU! it's TWUU! *best Madeline Kahn Blazing Saddles voice*
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 4:58pm.
Look, you asked for hoo-ha pix the first time we chatted. Did you delete them or something?
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Sheeps is a guy? Shut yo' mouth!
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"All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds." - Eva Gabor
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Green Acres!! *Hugging the snot outa' Lisa and wiping it on Mrs. Kravitz!*
You made me laugh and snort!!!!!!
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Lisa, Hmmm..If memory serves me correctly, I believe I have a picture of Sheeps package somewhere here...
And, aww, pshaw! *pushes ya* get out and thanks for the kind words..but I'm blushing redder than Heather's stockings now!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Nitty, you are my hero. I mean it. Your cool points are intergalactic. :) If we can get a photo of Sheeps' hoo-ha, can you do the pasting?
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"All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds." - Eva Gabor
Aww, Lisa..Don't mind Sheeps! He's just jellis cuz he hasn't had his face anywhere near a twat in forever. ;p'''
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Green Acres!! *Hugging the snot outa' Lisa and wiping it on Mrs. Kravitz!* LOL!
Well, this is my "revenge" for Slutts!! For your beauty, it would have to be a sensational hoo ha!
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Submitted by Green Acres on May 9, 2008 - 4:43pm.
I want Lisa's face over something twatty!
It already is.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
NITWITTY! Your avie is AMAZING! I wish you could do something like that with mine. I want Lisa's face over something twatty! Dammit, you're GOOD!
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"All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds." - Eva Gabor
OMG, can't this bitch just go away, already???!!!
i wish heather could just be sent out on one of those garbage barges that floats out in the harbor...no one wants her in the states and i'm assuming the brits want this one legged bitch out of their hair too...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Ultimately - who let her in this country? Don't people need passports anymore? Stop her at the gate. Tell her a person has to be useful to get in. (We could keep Parisite Hilton out with that one.) Meanwhile ... as border crossing guard I'd be saying, "Ah, ma'am, I'm gonna have to look inside that leg ...." I'm becoming obsessed with her leg. I hate it.
JUST GO AWAY YOU WRETCHED BITCH.
YOU WILL NEVER EVER....NOT IN A MILLION YEARS... WILL YOU EVER BE LIKE THE LOVELY LINDA MCCARTNEY.
WHY DOES THIS BITCH CONTINUE TO HAUNT ME? It amazes me how much I hate this bitch! She wants to be on t.v AGAIN??? WTF? I thought she HATED being in front of the public. God, god, god, please make this bitch stay in England.....we dont want her here.
This one is too good not to comment.
I watched DWTS just to watch her wipe out. So The Donald better hire her. I really want to see her pull her plastic leg off and stick it right up his plastic ass.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
Damn, the British are still pissed about that Revolutionary War thing?? Haven't we been punished enough?
Her leg flew off on Dancing with the Hasbeens, didn't it? Sorry I missed that.
Nice dress.
Butter face.
Carry on.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Heather is in demand for reality television because she's a total freak show. Come on people watched her on Dancing with the Stars because they were hoping her leg would fall off. Come on admit it those of you who watched. People will watch her Celebrity Apprentice because she's a screeching nutcase and they want to see a meltdown.
Where the fuck is this picture taken? from the condition of the wall behind her, it looks like someone's basement.
Who's the looker next to her (mirror reflection?)
Lastly - her dress looks like a nightie.
She's still looking crazy as.
I'd SO watch her on Apprentice, though.
I'm bored with you now.
Submitted by Cindyloo on May 9, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I can't stand that woman. I'd rather see Omarosa than Heather Mills
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I'd rather see Omarosa and Heather duke it out in the ring, like Tonya Harding and Paula Jones. And weave-snatching is mandatory!
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Dearest Sir Paul:
I'm given to understand you've had some troublesome states of affairs as of late. Now I've come to tell you what they all shushed me back then. MAKE ANY AGREEMENT BETWEEN YOU TWO LEGALLY BIND HER TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. ANY BREACH ON HER BEHALF OF HER TOTAL GAG ORDER SHOULD COST HER MONETARY FINES.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I can't stand that woman. I'd rather see Omarosa than Heather Mills.
wonky FACE!
I have to say, I like her dress. She at least dresses nicely, when she's not posing nude. I'll give her that.
That being said, she needs to STFU and GTFA. The US of A doesn't want or need this crusty pegleg golddigging ho. We have the Knowleses, Hohan, the Simpson sisters, and Parasite for our entertainment. Arrggghh!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
I would rather see Bai Ling, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, or Heidi Montag on Celebrity Apprentice than this harridan slattern.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by MarvnGoldie on May 9, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Fuck I want to take off her fake leg and beat her with it.
I think the entire cast on the show will take turns doing exactly that.LOL
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scary, manson-esque stare and elvis lip curl.
Fuck I want to take off her fake leg and beat her with it.
As much as I hate this horrible cow, I will watch her on "Celebrity Apprentice." As much as I think that show has jumped the shark, I would tune in to see her antics.
Just like Hildebeast Cliton! Buy a clue and go away already!
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs!
ha, why am i not surprised? that broad is desperate! i read about her other endeavors on celeb prayer list... who knows, maybe she'll be on the price is right next! we can only hope!
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 9, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Haha @ the man in the mirror.
He looks real happy to be there.
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Like he just smelt shit, haha!
Why won't you die?-Austin Power voice
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