Friday, May 9th 2008
Heather Mills Won't Go Away
Heather Mills can't take a hint, now can she? People have probably screamed in her face to "go the fuck way," but she won't listen. Heather is in talks to star in the next season of "Celebrity Apprentice." Heather is no stranger to American reality TV. Her ass already lost "Dancing with the Stars."
Access Hollywood (via MSNBC) reports that Donald Trump approached Heather, but she's still thinking about it.
The Donald really isn't thinking this through. If you piss Heather off, she'll pour a glass of water over your head. I'm pretty sure the dead cat on Donald's head isn't waterproof.
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I too thought it was Keith Richards. Funny.
and I thought that dead cat was water-proof, flame-proof, and had been treated to be mentally retardant.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Haha @ the man in the mirror.
He looks real happy to be there.
Hi Nits
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who's that pirate perched next to old peg leg?
Every day there's another reason why I'm soooo glad I don't watch tv any more. Ok I watch some shows, but only after they've been stripped of all commercials and packaged for my convenience.
Arrrr me hearties! A pirate's life for me! Arrrr!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Screaming in Heather Mills face...Go the fuck away.
That dress looks really cheap for someone who just got a huge divorce settlement.
Mani!! *smooch and a hug and a reach around wedgie*
I bet she's already "stumping" for the gig!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Haha @ the man in the mirror.
I dont like her or her dress.
She looks scary, like an attack robot in a movie.
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Hello, I'm the gate
At least she can get a leg up on the compettion.
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I hardly recognized her without her forest bush, silver dollar nipples and plastic leg on display.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Someone forgot to tell her that Pete Dohotery got 34 dollars from that website yesterday. Otherwise, she'd be making plans to marry him right now!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
In the mirror it looks like Keith Richards is sitting next to her. His profile.
Hey everyone! Keith is buying frozen drinks!
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
Who is that guy in the mirror?
Hey you get off my cloud...
Michael, MUCH gratitude for making my sucky job better every day. Although i get looks a lot for laughing outloud. Your site is f'ing #1!!!!
I know a local landscaper that wants to take a crack at trimming that bush.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I'm pretty sure the dead cat on Donald's head isn't waterproof.
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Too funny
Hey you get off my cloud...
why can't she just take her 5o million dollars and go away?
Shit, I'd go move to an island, and be happy there for the rest of my life.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"