Friday, May 9th 2008
Did The Mirror Break?
Did it break from Shauna Sand's intense glamour is what I meant! Shauna Sand brought some real class and elegance to the Playboy Playmate of the Year luncheon yesterday. What the hell is that gorgeous creature doing with all those dollar store skanks! She's like a precious rose among a field of weeds. She's like a stunning diamond among a pile of rocks. Shauna of course wore her exquisite lucite heels. She will die if she doesn't wear them. I'm not joking.
So, here's more pics from yesterday's ho's ball. The chick in the drag queen Barney dress is 2008's Playmate of the Year. Clearly, Shauna deserves that title every year.
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Lohan ... do you have ANYTHING better to do than comment on every single fucking thing on here? And that picture ... is ONE picture (duh). Try and use your puny ass brain to figure out just how many more pictures of DIFFERENT types of women have ever been published since the beginning of Playboy itself.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
I know Rishkin, they all look pretty basic to me. And none of them are brown. Put that in your skull pipe and smoke it MachSchnell84!
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
That group picture...what an ugly bunch of women.
My, my...that 9th thumbnail is scary. She looks like she came from the set of 'Planet of the Apes'. She has bad bone structure. She doesn't know it though. Shhhhh. Don't tell her, she'll have a nervous breakdown. She's one of those women who think they are gorgeous. Bleach up the hair, don the fake colored contacts, buy a rack & everyone will look at you...but not because you really are a beauty. B I M B O! & BIMBO was her name-o!
Submitted by MachSchnell84 on May 9, 2008 - 11:52am.
tee hee you made me giggle
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Ok Viva La Lohan... guess you've never picked up an issue of Playboy. Maybe if you had, you'd have noticed it is quite diverse...they aren't all skinny blondes. Educate yourself.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
Why do they all have this look on their faces like they are stealing your soul?
WHAT DID SHE DO TO HERSELF?!
nuts!
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man, does she look scary bad in the next to last picture. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ha Ha - Paris Hilton, this is your future.
and her eyes are too close together- that is a physical defect and totally primitive looking.
her hair is thinned out and frizzy from the chemicals.
her jaw is too large and her face is too thin,
she is UGLY.
her asian friend is prettier but also whorey looking.
I would respect Playboy more *giggle* if they showed a few more brown skinned ladies in their pages. Not every man wanks it to scrawny blonds with perpetual o-face
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Submitted by Hekki on May 9, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Shauna is actually not bad-looking. With the right make-under, she would be very pretty.
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I think she would look better--but unfortunately, it looks like her skin is damaged from partying, sunning or whatever.
The way her eyes are done so harshly, I wouldn't put it past her that she tattooed her eyeliner.
Shauna's future is the old woman in the beige in the big group pic.
The girl in the pink two over from Shauna is probably thinking "Who does that Shauna think she is wearing the same color dress as me??!"
God, her skin is fucked.
For some reason I like Tory Birch way better than Tinsley Morimer. TM reminds me of someone with money who longs to become a Paris Hilton (tho i cannot imagine why.)
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
And Hefner's main ho is wearing a black jacket suit actin like she is klassy.
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One more post because these photos have inspired me so...
Shauna is actually not bad-looking. With the right make-under, she would be very pretty.
Ooooh, did anyone notice Holly's outfit? A white blouse and navy blazer? Is she going to court, or is it one of those tear-away numbers with spangle pasties underneath?
Bitch needs to stop trying. No amount of makeup is going to undo the nastiness that has been done to her face. Give it up already! Them lucites belong in the trash along with her sagging implants.
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I'm a chola at heart.
My Friday is complete.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
I was checking for the lucite, so I clicked on the 4th thumbnail. Of course, the lucite is on her feet, but I also noticed her fake boobs are getting quite saggy. She ought to get some lucite for under those babies to get them back up where they belong. We know she must get some kind of discount on lucite anyway.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
I catch myself wondering if Shauna ever did sell her 'rock-like' outdoor speakers...
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Isn't the biggest thumbnail a gathering of past PM of the Year? Where is Barbi B or the former second Mrs. H, Kimberly C?
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Oh no she dinnit just sit her ass in between Hefner and his live in hos.
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She would look so much better if she laid off the make-up. Jesus, she must put it on with putty knife and trowel.
Her face is too thin. Another lolly-pop head who needs to add 10 pounds.
Gads, I bet she is just dumb as a bag of hammers.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Oh Shauna, you and your pretty pretty princess lipgloss overload! Your not one, but TWO tattoo rings! Excuse your beauty!
yo dlisted, these chicks are busted especially the S.S. Lamas.
Holy whore overload batman!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
more butt hole lips
awesome
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
PSL. I know. Here's my theory. Every culture and every socio-economic sub-group has its own idea of beauty. You know, how plump women used to be sexy, and Chinese women used to bind their poor little feet into sad little stumps that men fetishized, and cholas love their Sharpie brows and in some tribe, a flat head was considered attractive, and in some urban areas it is the ultimate to wear a track suit plastered with big Fendi "F"s? There are places in this country where crispy bangs are still stylish. In my little land, the women all worship Tory Burch.
Go figure.
Well, in Shauna's particular little sub-strata, she is considered a "hottie".
I see the Playmate of the Year has wonky eye....but then again, those buying Playboy aren't really into eyes so what does it matter?
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Chimp, I don't think many of the Playmates are pretty. A lot of them have rocket bods, but meh faces.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
OMG look at the duck creature with blonde hair she's awful looking. (Yeah goodluck finding which one I'm talking about)
Who cares about this blow up twat! Where is that Frenchie hot ex husband?!?!?!?!?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
playmate of the year... is really not hot. i bet the other girls want to claw her titties off.
@PSL, because she is looking thru the last month of residue? Or because it is cracked in 1000 places?
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
I don't know HOW this skank can look in the mirror and think she looks good.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"