Do Not Pass The Bong
Just when I thought that I've heard it all, comes this story out of Houston. If you're eating, you might want to skip this story and head on over to CuteOverload.com instead.
Three Kingwood teens have been arrested and accused of digging up a secluded grave and removing a skull in Humble, a city north of Houston.
Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, told Houston police that around March 15 they and a 16-year old juvenile dug up a grave, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a "bong," a device used to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.
Houston police believe the teens disturbed the grave of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921.
All the more reason to be cremated. Don't blame weed for this shit either. Blame stupidity. That being said, I'll believe it when I see it. Scratch that, I don't ever want to see that. EVER.
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These guys are literal head-cases! With such empty skulls, why go through the trouble of digging up a grave to find one?
What a couple of assholes.
Always from Houston! Trust me, Kingwood is NOT even as boonie as it gets in Houston. In my home town this kind of stuff is so common I dont even bat an eyelash. I love Texas, (not all of us are gnarly hicks) but Houston is so gross!
Lohohater, without the multi-million dollar homes, you're describing where I grew up (small town in Texas). Everyone knew everyone and you could go out without locking your door and all your stuff would be there when you got home. People make fun of small Southern towns but there's a lot to be said for being able to grow up in an environment like that.
Now there are meth labs in my hometown and thieves making the rounds up and down the street where my grandmother lived. The town has grown quite a bit, from 800 or so when I was living there 20 years ago, to probably close to 2000. Suddenly there's all these people you didn't know growing up, and hey, coincidentally suddenly there's all this crime and scumfuckery going on.
My mom grew up across the road from a graveyard. She said people made fun of her for it, but when I was growing up I could never understand why people were scared of cemeteries. To me it was a very peaceful and pretty place. The only thing to be scared of is shitheads like those in the story.
Fuckheads.
Bet they'd be thrilled if someone did this to their family.
On second thoughts they are probably such fucking morons they probably would.
Damn! I just moved out of Houston. Guess I missed all the hick action. I've been to Kingwood. Trust me, these dudes have nothing better to do.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 9, 2008 - 4:54pm.
I don't even want to know where they went looking for snacks later when they got the munchies.
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thats really messed up, like, could they not find a regular bong or make one out of a fucking apple? it wouldve been a thousand times easier. Maybe it's just me..but i think the guy on the right is kinda hot...ugh whats wrong with me.
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i was raised in kingwood, i lived there the first 17 years of my life. somebody called them hillbillies, actually, KW is an upper-middle, to upper class community, comprised mostly of multi-million $ homes. everyone was friends, we could leave our doors unlocked at night. it was a 'fairytale' place to live. i really dont know what the fuck is going on with the KW kids lately. the past 5-10 years, they've gone stark raving mad. a surgence of X went through there in the late 80's, and it hasnt been the same since.
Demon seeds. UGH.
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This is nothing that our "president" as a member of the Skull & Bones society hasnt done before as part of their initiation ritual into that secret sect.
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Submitted by circularpolitics on May 9, 2008 - 4:03pm.
One day (no doubt after they are parents themselves) the enormity of what they did will hit them.
....oh HELL NAW, these jackasses do not need to breed!!! please let them be sterile!!!
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My favorite part of this story is that all of these three fuckheads were homeschooled. LOL.
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I'm sure there is a special place in hell for someone who would desicrate a CHILD'S grave (I don't care how old the grave is) and use the skull as a bong. I wish I could kick those fucking hillbillies right in the balls... Stupid bastards... Oooo, I'm pissed....
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This is a big argument against homeschooling.
At least these 2 GHOULS chose someone who probably doesn't have too too many visitors (1921).
They'll go to prison and be smoking an entirely different kind of bone.
i always thought it would be cool to use a skull as an ashtray. round out the top so it's bowl shaped.
of course i'm not going to go dig some sucker up.
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I have never known potheads to be so damn motivated...seriously, this shit requires some serious effort.
I don't even want to know where they went looking for snacks later when they got the munchies.
Edited because it was too mean, even for me.
BTW NITTY, YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT AVIE; AND NO ONE CAN PROTECT YOU, SO DON'T LOOK AT DEEDEE TO HELP YOU ON THIS ONE!!!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 11:46am.
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Wouldn't you just know it, post a damn story about a hole....Nitty and DeeDee are all over it. They probably got so excited that a few more
Volvos and oilfield drills are now missing.
Submitted by mike on May 9, 2008 - 3:25pm.
I almost dropped my laptop laughing..
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 11:46am.
This is what McSlutty meant when she told us she lived in the deep south?
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 9, 2008 - 1:32pm.
What's up with Texas's preoccupation with holes?
Great question. I'll look into it.
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What's up with Texas's preoccupation with holes; either it's sinkholes swallowing up cars and oilfield equipment, or folks robbing graves. When will the madness end?????
what in the hell is up with houstonians these days!!!!! i think i need to move far far away!!!
....and that's what's up!!!!
what in the hell is up with houstonians these days!!!!! i think i need to move far far away!!!
....and that's what's up!!!!
I'm glad that poor deceased kids parents are no doubt dead themselves by now. Can anyone imagine what it would be like to know that your dead childs skull was being used as a bong for two dumbass pot heads?
One day (no doubt after they are parents themselves) the enormity of what they did will hit them.
disgusting...the one on the left looks like he hasn't evolved from the cromagnon days...the other just looks like he hasn't evolved..period...they're useless and deserve to not breathe the same air when common decency folks...
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These fucktards need to be put to sleep.
Wow. And to think I have been using a toilet paper roll and aluminum foil. Huh.
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lol, the guy on the right is kind of hot, im surprised mk didnt mention it--i know he would let him stick the tip in--haha
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gives a whole new meaning to the term 'pothead'
Idiots.
Get a fucking apple out of your crisper morons!
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At first, I thought this was going to be a tale o' mung.
M.E. is right. A holey ass skull bong would be useless...lack of suction. Maybe, if they'd gone to public school they would've learned how to make a proper bong.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on May 9, 2008 - 3:17pm.
I live about 15 mins away from Humble. Perhaps I need to relocate!! Houston is going nuts!
Did you know when i lived there in 84 the neighbors stole my puppy and killed it and put it in my mail box for my mom to find.
I was just a baby .....
we moved a few states over.
Turns out they thought its blood would protect them from evil and they painted their back door with it.
Im not fucking kidding.
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Mani, Humble is only a couple miles down the road. Don't worry though..I'd only take you to the best graveyards. I'm out..I know I keep saying that but this farging avi is not cooperating w/me!!
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Dumbasses - everyone knows you need an adult-sized skull to make a decent bong. A kid's skull just isn't big enough.
Them's some mighty motivated potheads. I think I'll stick to hanging with Cali potheads...being motived to go get some rolled tacos sounds a bit more reasonable.
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Being potheads, did they drink a 12-pack of Mountain Dew first? Most, if not all, potheads would think up something like this in their haze and then (a) get lost driving out to the cemetery or (b) just sit staring at the grave, intermittently giggling, having forgotten a shovel, until a caretaker came by and said, "Hey, what are you kids doing here?" They run off, still giggling, and get lost on the way back to the car. When I think of weed smokers I think of the immobilized couch mounted bong force. Can't imagine them getting up enough oomph to start digging. Potheads these days ...
Who the hell even thinks to do shit like this.
Disgusting!
Their Moms must be so proud.
I live about 15 mins away from Humble. Perhaps I need to relocate!! Houston is going nuts!
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Must be some whacky weed going around down Houston way - first the 60 billion dollar check guy now these wacks.......wait now that I think of it I knew a girl when I lived in houston used to paint the leaves of her pot with something wierd,
I've sure never smoked any weed that gave me the ambition to spend the time to DIG someone up ugh.
I hope the spirit of the poor boy whose body and eternal resting place were violated haunts these fucks Poltergeist style.