As Good As It Gets
Watching all the changes Brit's weave goes through is becoming my favorite pastime. Last night, Brit's weave looked as good as it will ever look. Hey, it doesn't look like it can double as a rasta wig, so that's a very good thing. She has enough grease in her hair to keep to keep Popeye's in business for years, but Brit Brit likes it shiny!
In other cheeto news, Brit will go head to head with Whitney Houston this Christmas. The Sun reports that both are planning to release albums around the same time. Battle of the crazy!
A source feels like Brit's new album is exactly what she needs to put her back on top. The source said, “She is determined to make a triumphant comeback. Top brass have been amazed by the quality of tracks they’ve heard. Whitney is set for another relaunch at the same time later in the year. They’re determined Brit will come out on top.”
At first I thought the source said "top bras." That's funny, because that's exactly what she needs!
Wenn
I like Brits new weave,she just needs to wash it now. Or use that Aussie Shampoo that takes away grease at the top and leaves the ends with mositure or some shit.
she has been torturing her hair since it was an inch long- that shit will never grow back properly. She'll have to wear wigs/weaves for the rest of her life.
Idiot.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
The weave is looking good, but girlfriend probably already has most of her hair back so she should own her own hair instead of letting it turn into a rat's nest when she's not taking care of it. And she doesn't remember to take care of the hair either unless her daddy or handlers remind her.
Your face!
Submitted by EvilShoe on May 10, 2008 - 9:39am.
I'll have what X-17's having.
X-17 is pretty much the definition of a whore: doing anything for money, without shame.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
I'll have what X-17's having.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
*Sheeps
LOL....
As long I don't have to smoke sausages.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 10, 2008 - 8:22am.
Either pole or crack.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 10:18am.
X-17 has a fluff piece on Britney about that TV show with Doogie Howser. It says she "shows off her smokin' hot bod--those gym sessions sure have been paying off!"
- And what exactly do we have to smoke to see that?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
X-17 has a fluff piece on Britney about that TV show with Doogie Howser. It says she "shows off her smokin' hot bod--those gym sessions sure have been paying off!"
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
hmm, that's weird, i was under the impression that white chics hair grew to a foot in under a year - it's been FOREVER and her hair is still three tacky inches!! what's up with that?
white chics only need reply this post
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if you aint' sexing at least once a day, you might as well be a eunuch!!
Looks like Brit's own hair is about 3-4 inches long now. She should have just gone with a cute short shag and some good products (like Redken Rough Paste) to piece it out, and quit fucking around with hair extensions. (Sorry, again, can't help saying it, I'm a licensed stylist)
That being said, hey, at least Whitney Houston can actually SING!
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Oops I like the leather jacket.
Hey you get off my cloud...
I like the jean jacket, but who cares about another comeback album. Please just get your life together, and spend time with your children.
Hey you get off my cloud...
She`s looking really better! http://www.amazing-world.eu.tf
Shes looking tons better and as for the dark circles she hasn't had a great time of late, has she? Daddy Spears really put the dampners on everything.
She's not much fun anymore, but hey, she had her day. Her kids need her more than we need someone to slag off, another one will be start freaking out soon- I promise.
Grease-bomb! Seriously, she's going head-to-head with Whitney? Please. Whitney may be a cracked-out mess, but she had [has?) some of the best pipes in the business, and if her voice is even at half strength any recorded performance of hers will blow the electronically-enhanced, ear-splitting bleatings of the non-talented Britney out of the water. I can't stand to listen to any of Spears' "music," even when she was at her "height." She's always sounded like crap - she can't carry a tune without five thousand obvious studio corrections. She makes Madonna sound like the greatest singer in the world.
For Britney, big improvement. Just think of how she was doing before her dad stepped in. Now it's time for her to drop completely off the radar.
"I posed for raunchier pictures when I was in kindergarten. Really, I did." -Michael K.
How about Brit & Whit doing a duet come Christmas of "Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow"?
she is still trainwrecking on something , concealer is doing a bad job of covering those dark circles.
no 20 something should have it that bad.
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Nope. Afraid not. Still SHITEOUS.
Who gives a shit about any fucking album this bint "puts out". Shitters is OLD.
DR.FUNK
If Sly Stone was a woman...
I'm so damned sick of those bad weaves. She just needs to start from scratch, shave her head again and then JUST LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on May 9, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Or AstroGlide.
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Funniest shit I have read ALL day LMAO! *wipes tears of laughter*
I'll bet she is on some heavy duty anti-depressant
because lately she seems to have no crazy left.
Almost acting like a normal person. Who would have thought?
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Submitted by mb00 on May 9, 2008 - 4:26pm.
aah, cut the chick some slack. she's looks good. she certainly looks better than she did a year ago, no?
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Um, No. Considering the amount of money this hillbilly makes she is in a perpetual state of looking like shiyyit.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Submitted by EvilShoe on May 9, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Or AstroGlide.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Its like shes using too much HeatGlide or something in her hair.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Call me wacky, but I wanna throw-up in her hair.
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I'm a chola at heart.
aah, cut the chick some slack. she's looks good. she certainly looks better than she did a year ago, no?
www.myspace.com/raul_rules
Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 6:48pm.
Where is Adnan anyway?
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
as much as I can't stand Brit, she does look good right now.
http://www.momsword.org
Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 3:48pm.
You are KILLIN' me today, KILLIN' me.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Britney was a lot more interesting when she and Adnan were knocking one out in the dressing room at Betsey Johnson in the Sherman Oaks Fashion Square. Unless her new CD is at least that interesting, I'm not buying it.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
WTF? Shouldnt she have a full head of, oh I don't know, HAIR, by now???
WTF? Shouldnt she have a full head of, oh I don't know, HAIR, by now???
WTF? Shouldnt she have a full head of, oh I don't know, HAIR, by now???
Her hair should've been well down to her chin by now, but the constant dying and extensions have probably pulled out most of it.
Why cant she just find a cute short style that flatters her weak chin. It's possible. She doesnt need to keep resorting to the barbie hair. A stylist would do her cuntry ass good. SHIIYYIT!
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Her new album will generate a comeback? Umm, isn't that what they said about her *last* album?
For Shitney, she looks decent. For a regular person, she still looks like a greasy crackhead. There's a video(on TMZ I think) where she's in an suv talking to the paps and her driver rolls her window up & cuts her off LMFAO She looked like she was pouting! Funniest shit I've seen all week!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I think she's using that giant gaudy bag to hide chicken-noodle stains on her cow-dress.
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Hey! some people have a problem keeping their clothes clean!
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
you can see in her eyes how her soul has been completely drained.
Her hair sucks. There has to be someone in Hollywood that could hook her up with a better weave than that, even though that's the best I've seen her look in a while.
As far as her album goes, she JUST released Blackout. She doesn't need to put out another album, even though I really like her music. How come she just won't go away for 2 years? Ughhhh.
Brit and Whitney are both done.
At least Whitney can sing, but too much time has passed and the music business changes too fast to keep up and stay on top. Just ask Michael Jackson.
As far as Brit, well that fucking retard could never sing, she has been done for over 3 years.
I bought a Britney CD when she first came out and my 8 yr old son and his friend broke it in a million pieces saying, "Mom, we did you a favor-someday you'll thank me"
squeezing out ugly kids--
I agree w/ everything you said ! BUT her kids aren't ugly :( they really are beautiful sweet and innocent kids that we should feel sorry for. They deserve a normal mother :( So sad. Everytime I see a picture of them my heart breaks.
Ok, MK, its just not working. Time to face the fact that brit brit isn't doing anything asinine these days, so she's a lost cause for the gossip industry.
Maybe in time she will once again feed the beast, but its time for some new meat. Paris has gone legit as well. Lord knows those two were fun for a while there, but its no good clinging to the past.
I think she's using that giant gaudy bag to hide chicken-noodle stains on her cow-dress.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
I think Pay Per View should put on a Celebrity Deathmatch between Brit's weave, Travolta's lacefront, and the Donald's combover.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 11:45am.
If you think its draining for you, imagine what I go through.
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[Different thread, but I just got back to my office]
I just wanna say, I know what you go through. I have been there. Why do you think I am always on your back about it? DUH.
It's exhausting, isn't it?
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN