Wino In The Middle Of The Highway
I've done some crazy things while stuck in traffic, like piss in a Big Gulp cup or give a handjob to my passenger, but I've never wandered the damn highway. That's why Amy Wino did in London today. Wino was stuck with several other motorists as they waited for an accident to clear.
Wino couldn't sit still, so she got out of her car and started asking the other motorists for a ciggie light. She also showed off fresh cuts all over her arm. Ugh. Let's just throw her in a FedEx box and send her to Tommy Girl. She'll come out talking like a robot and smiling like a Stepford wife, but that's better than this shit.
I'm all for looking like a truck stop crack whore, but this is ridiculous.
If those ballet slippers could talk..... Actually, they wouldn't talk. They would just scream in terror.
Wenn
removed this
You better get yourself to Rehab, I said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
She was craving a fix.
At this juncture, she reminds me of ... http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c300/cheechman16/goddess_bunny.jpg
LOL.
Can't she just go home and eat a salad and read, or something?
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Hello, I'm the gate
She's got to be the ugliest woman alive.
I must say yar she's mad! I like the little impromptu photo shoot at the highway. It's very po-mo! OR whatever it is...realist po-mo...
Your face!
Submitted by Julia on May 9, 2008 - 11:25pm.
I saw someone mention the movie Drugstore Cowboy...is this an older film?
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Yes it stars Matt Dillon and Kelly Lynch, and it's great. Heather Graham is also in it. Very dark humor.
Just curious, is she happy? I saw her profile on a celebrity site called 'rich kiss . com'. the profile is attractive, classic, hot with many nice photos there. Many celebs have found romance, date, friends etc. there. Is she dating someone rich there?
Everyone now: Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road, Dead Skunk in the Middle of the road... lalala.
Sad. But as Nanners said "I still love you, ya crazy bitch!" I wish she would clean her act up before she kills herself.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
I still love you, ya crazy bitch.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
I don't think Wino will ever be called "big boned".
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Simply Ugly;) http://www.amazing-world.eu.tf
Dumb of the Dead.
ok I left this in the middle of my toilet.
I saw someone mention the movie Drugstore Cowboy...is this an older film?
When I first got put on my pain medication, Opana, I went on Wiki and found out that it was popular from that movie and was abused in the movie
"Known popularly as "blues" for their light blue color, the tablets contained very few insoluble binders—making them easy to inject—and were extremely potent when used intravenously. "Blues" were also considered to be especially euphoric; comparable to or better than heroin. Numorphan tablets, and the oxymorphone they contained, are the "blues" referred to in the film Drugstore Cowboy."
The Opana regulars I have are indeed light blue lol, my Opana ER however, is sea green. I want to see this movie just to see what it supposdly does. Ive only ever used it as directed.
I love the whole retro rock and roll attitude. WTF? If I was a celebrity I would do it too.
yea for sure, it's obvious... she's also right-handed and all her cuts happen to be on the left arm. some of them are quite deep too. ugh i can't look at her sad hollow face anymore!
Deb, I will give you my yahoo address on MS now....give me a minute
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
this girl is in serious need of intense mental help, quite apart from help to kick her drugs habit, which is unlikely to come about. one hates to think what would happen to her if she got a flu or other taxing illness - she'd probably be dead.
actually, wino's cuts do kinda look like a cutter's cuts. they're only on one arm and it looks like there are cigarette burns, too. she's a mess. sun on a cut = ugly scar.
I tried to add you to Yahoo IM but it never showed as pending. This place is a graveyard tonite. Went out to dinner with auntie and came back to a ghost town...LOl
Where Amy resides
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
yes Deb, I am....I was out for a while, but now I am home.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
PSL are you still out here?
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
some people cannot stand being in their own skin. it's a slow death, the cutting, overdoses...
i hope she comes to peace with herself.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 9, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Hello, everyone!
I see Amy still looks dead.
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so does DListed tonight.....
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
disgusting. when will the body drop?
Looks like she tangled with a Saguaro cactus. and lost.
Such an unfortunate looking woman. And she seems to exagerate it with the way she dresses, does her hair and make up, etc. Plus, those tattoos are tacky. Hey, I LOVE tattoos, I have three myself, but hers are just TACKY TACKY TACKY! And is she just begging for attention with the cuts? I just don't get her.
Who is Cynthia? She has the name on her arm.
Hello, everyone!
I see Amy still looks dead.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by dv8trix on May 9, 2008 - 10:47pm.
OK folks, sorry to drive-by, but I just got a phone call...must love you & leave you!
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Goodnight, sweet girl. *waving*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by ESE on May 9, 2008 - 10:50pm.
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Goodnight, darlin' *soft kiss on cheek* Enjoy your evening.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Nite, ESE
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
i leave you all with this thought..."Dawn of the Dead" starring: Amy Winehouse.... if it's real, the first carcass should be Kim Kardashian... if it's just a movie... don't give her the paycheck, but still carve the bitch..... night, all!
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Submitted by dv8trix on May 9, 2008 - 10:47pm.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nite, DV8
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
OK folks, sorry to drive-by, but I just got a phone call...must love you & leave you!
onT: Someone needs to rescue Amy from Amy.
PSL-- Drink a beer. Seriously-- I have had the jitters from taking a 5 hour energy after a couple of Akavar, and the beer was the only thing that kept me from puking from the jitters (ironic, huh? Usually I'm puking from the beer)...
I hate that they always crop out the vultures that are circling above her, especially the one she calls Blake Incarcerated.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
NJ-- Ooohhh!! The Waterford??? I loooove Waterford...need any more nieces? Umm, even if they are 36 years old and out of the "cute stage"? Seriously though, good for you. You seem to have the same attitude that my friend has-- he says that he will suffer the silence from his son with the hopes that someday his son will feel the need to make up for the time that was lost. I hope so. Enjoy the child who has sense enough to appreciate and enjoy you. Have a few drinks for me tonight, if you haven't already-- My big night is tomorrow so this old girl needs to get her rest. Give Blanche my love.
PSL: hence, my self-outing with the freak pic! Didya feel the LURVE?
BTW, I still have more... KIDDING!! *running*
Submitted by ESE on May 9, 2008 - 10:27pm.
alright if you're gonna channel Socky, but ya gotta use the lint roller!.... *kiss on the palm*... how's every lil' thing dahlin'!
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LOL! Of course, I passed the lint roller across my hands! Ha! I'm doing great. Tomorrow, my baby Lola and I are off to the park for a little bit. She does well being driven around..no car sickness...yet. Thank goodness!
ON T: Considering she looks like the grim reaper, I'm surpised no road kill can be seen in her wake.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
ESE!! *pretends I'm still blind so I can be naughty*
onT: not looking!
yes dv8, it's definitely topical......lol
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
TV:
hehehheheh....."a walking bruise"
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
hi, dv8!!
OT: come on!!... uummm... nope, got nothin'.... ooohh, like Amy in a few years!
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 9, 2008 - 10:31pm.
You left out infected and pus-filled.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 9, 2008 - 10:28pm.
wound... walking wound!..... open, seething, non-clean cut wound!
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
PSL, like the siggy! Topical??
*ducks*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 10:25pm.
That only relates if you did the 8 lines BEFORE the energy drink. And stopped bathing. And pissed your life away. And didn't have talent. And couldn't apply makeup. And looked like a walking bruise.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!