Wino In The Middle Of The Highway
I've done some crazy things while stuck in traffic, like piss in a Big Gulp cup or give a handjob to my passenger, but I've never wandered the damn highway. That's why Amy Wino did in London today. Wino was stuck with several other motorists as they waited for an accident to clear.
Wino couldn't sit still, so she got out of her car and started asking the other motorists for a ciggie light. She also showed off fresh cuts all over her arm. Ugh. Let's just throw her in a FedEx box and send her to Tommy Girl. She'll come out talking like a robot and smiling like a Stepford wife, but that's better than this shit.
I'm all for looking like a truck stop crack whore, but this is ridiculous.
If those ballet slippers could talk..... Actually, they wouldn't talk. They would just scream in terror.
Wenn
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Submitted by dead-actress on May 9, 2008 - 10:20pm.
alright if you're gonna channel Socky, but ya gotta use the lint roller!.... *kiss on the palm*... how's every lil' thing dahlin'!
OT: yeah, this is getting old before it's time... much like wino
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
guys, I took one of the "5 Hour Energy Shots" today. I have taken them before, and been fine. Today, I thought I was going to have a heart attack. My pupils got HUGE, and I was shaking. It was like I did 8 lines of coke in 5 minutes. It was so fucking awful. I still feel kinda crappy now.....
that sorta relates to Amy, right?
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 9, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by dv8trix on May 9, 2008 - 10:23pm.
YAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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So that WAS you!
Evening all!
onT: ew
Submitted by dv8trix on May 9, 2008 - 10:23pm.
YAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 10:20pm.
great, just great.... "You just put a 30 day hex on us"... LOL!
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
I'm now blind. ('Scuse me if I grab anything I shouldn't!) ;D
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 10:20pm.
I prefer Cowstore Drugboy, about the assistant butcher on Heroin.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by ESE on May 9, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 9, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Poorly dressed walking corpse
hi, d-a!
OT: walking corpse, poorly dressed.... yep, just jumbled it!
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Hello, Mr. Man!*channeling Socky..holding out small perfectly-manicured hand < soft-frost pink nail color* How are you this evening, sweetheart?
ON T: Add poorly coiffed! She's going for the look in my avie, but she fucked it up with the skunk streak along with the rest of her. Awful!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
ESE, Drugstore Cowboy is on my my fav movies....
"Who left the hat on the bed?"
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Hi!!!!
It's all him, I'm just trying to get rid of all this excess vodka.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 9, 2008 - 10:18pm.
If you squint, it resembles Dante's Inferno.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 10:17pm.
just tryin' to keep up, dahl!.. hey, PSL!!
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 9, 2008 - 10:15pm.
I'm just surprised that the holes don't go all the way through.
the fun fact about wino is, if ya look directly into the tracks you get a free viewing of "Drugstore Cowboy"
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
hey TV....I see you an ESE are on a roll as usual....lmao
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by dead-actress on May 9, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Poorly dressed walking corpse
hi, d-a!
OT: walking corpse, poorly dressed.... yep, just jumbled it!
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 9, 2008 - 10:12pm.
I'm just surprised that the holes don't go all the way through.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 10:10pm.
They assigned Nick Hogan to pick up the pieces of trash along this particular stretch of interstate. He requested lethal injection.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 9, 2008 - 10:09pm.
well, to give some credit to wino... the track holes are wide enough for even the limpest needle
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 9, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 9, 2008 - 10:08pm.
what does she give a sample in... a lead cup?!?
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Lined with asbestos. The urine is actually less toxic with the asbestos fibers and pieces of lead in it.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Poorly dressed walking corpse.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 9, 2008 - 7:03pm.
She's getting the shoulder of the highway all dirty.
HAHAHAHAHA.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 9, 2008 - 10:08pm.
what does she give a sample in... a lead cup?!?
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 9, 2008 - 10:06pm.
I'm surprised the needle stays hard enough to prick her skin.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 9, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Also, when you can say that the ingredient list for a bottle of Drano has fewer toxic chemicals than your urine sample, you may have a problem.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
i'm surprised the needle isn't too scared these days
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Submitted by DaddysJoy on May 9, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Brit Brit looks cleaner than Wino.
if you can actually say "Brit Brit looks cleaner than me"... that's when you know you have a problem!
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
She's getting the shoulder of the highway all dirty.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Forget an episode of Intervention...Wino needs an entire season. Brit Brit looks cleaner than Wino.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Nite Socks,
Wino has the very attractive Highway Hooker look, talk about Big Gulps!
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Nite, Sock-Monkey
(yes, you said Team Valtrex 3 times)
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 9, 2008 - 9:50pm.
LOL!!!... night, Socky!.. good to see you!
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
She fell in a vat of ugly.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 9, 2008 - 9:48pm.
hey, Man5!.... well, i guess if you're willing to admit to it... not sayin' i'm gonna trust ya on any important missions now!LOL!
OT: yeah, wino's gonna know a different kind mission by the end
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Jeezus! Between all those cuts and cigarette burns, it looks like Jackson Pollack's ghost is having a little too much fun painting supernatural graffiti all over the Wino's arm.
Submitted by ESE on May 9, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 9, 2008 - 9:34pm.
He's taking a team of people
"person", sweetheart.. TV's just one guy!LOL!
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LMAO! Reminds me of the time I said..when I see TeamV it reminds me of drugs (valtrex) and TeamV said it should remind me of well...you know. Anyway! *blushing* I said the next time the BF and I are doing the deed, I was gonna start screaming "TV! TV! TV!" and if the BF's response to that was "TV? Where's the remote?" I was gonna kick his ass!! LOL
Gotta go. BF is five minutes out and din din is on the table. It was wonderful talking to you! *soft sock monkey kiss on cheek* Have a nice weekend, ESE. *waving*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Good Evening all,
I admit to pissing in a few Big Gulps on the highway myself. There I said it.
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Wino needs rehab,a shower, probably a shave, food,water, a decent place to live....
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 9, 2008 - 9:34pm.
He's taking a team of people
"person", sweetheart.. TV's just one guy!LOL!
ON TOPIC: Wino needs rehab..lots of it!
OT: and she said.... nah, not gonna go with the obvious
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Thanks Ms Karen...lost cause...I deal with the cards I was dealt....At least one kid loves Dad....And it is unfortunate,,,I am the product of a disfuctional Catholic family...I consider myself lucky I have one child who likes me....On the other hand,,,My sister has a daughter who is my absolute clone......she is getting the Water ford,,
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by ESE on May 9, 2008 - 9:25pm.
why thank you, Socky!(for the bottle and the whole first run with the lint roller!).. *kiss on the Sock paw*
OT: yeah, i don't know how long i can stay on this thread, Wino really makes me sick
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Yeah, me too! I'm hoping for a picnic table or bicycle story!!!! Something funny for a Friday!!
My BF is leaving for another business trip on Sunday! *stomping foot with little sock monkey foot* *crossing arms* *pouting* He's taking a team of people and I can't go!
ON TOPIC: Wino needs rehab..lots of it!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 9:25pm.
I have CALLED you "monquita," after someone else gave you that mmmmm-moniker. I didn't say it was proper SSSSS-Spanish. You wanna bite me, huh?
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That's what I said! You called me that, not that you gave me the name! And yes, *nibble* *nibble* *big bite!* *gushing blood* I told you not to mess with me!!! *sweet sock monkey smile*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I have CALLED you "monquita," after someone else gave you that mmmmm-moniker. I didn't say it was proper SSSSS-Spanish. You wanna bite me, huh?
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Newportjoey-- Nothing wrong with that. You made the money, you get to decide who to give it to. You might want to point out to your daughter that there as of yet has been no proven Scientific link between homosexual fathers and poor driving skills. She might want to take a driving lesson or two (along with some personal responsibility).
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 9, 2008 - 9:18pm.
why thank you, Socky!(for the bottle and the whole first run with the lint roller!).. *kiss on the Sock paw*
OT: yeah, i don't know how long i can stay on this thread, Wino really makes me sick
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
JoeSchmoe, tummy protruberances (sp) I think is from not eating food, that is. Like starving people get very thin...
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
You know, when a sheep transport (or "lorry") overturns on the highway (or "motorway"), they catch the sheep, then shear and delouse them. Amy would be so much better off shorn and deloused.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 9:08pm.
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You have so called me monquita! *sock monkey hands on hips* *scowling* Just don't call me "mona"...or as my sig says...I'll bite you!! j/k
ON T: Amy needs an intervention.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by ESE on May 9, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Wino needs to be a wino, 'cause the whole crack and heroin thing.. yeah, it ain't workin' out too well for her
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Hello, ESE!*sock monkey hug & kiss* *channeling DA..holding out little sock monkey hand* I did run a lint roller down the hands...LOL! Uh...They might smell like baked chicken. I'm making a little din-din. *handing over our best bottle of voddie*
ON T: Yeah, the drink thing would have worked better.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Christmas on a Cracker....My son (Nicholas Stephen) wanted to go with Dad to a local gay bar....I spent the whole night cock blocking guys hitting on my 6'2" 235 lbs muscle baby boy.....Freaked me right out.....Daughter,,,(Elizabeth Irene) blames me for every fucking thing that went wrong in her life....Up to and including her flucking driver's ed...Guess who get's the family silver and insurance money? Daddy Joey is a tool of the Insurance Industry...Nicke get's Mega Bucks
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
She's got a weird little pot belly. Don't alcoholics get very fatty, swollen livers? Being as stick thin as she is, if it was swollen it would make her gut protude wouldn't it? Any medical folks on board?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..