Wino In The Middle Of The Highway

Submitted by joe shmoe on May 9, 2008 - 6:08pm.

Where should I send the chilled Cordon Rouge?

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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Thanks for asking Sheeps - it's on May 24th.

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Monkey: I didn't tell you "monquita"! Someone--I think Madam S--made that up (but it fits you perfectly). The correct word for female monkey is "mona," which sounds both pretty and dirty. Much like Amy.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

Submitted by Newportjoey on May 9, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Mrs. K babies are fine..First wifey was stupid like Liza,,,(we were Barbie and Ken dolls)...2 kids Daughter hates my gay guts...son is "comfortable with his Dad's homo'ness"
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Hey joey-- I don't mean to jump in on your conversation but I find that very interesting-- your son is okay with your being gay but your daughter isn't? It seems to me that it is usually the other way around. In fact, I have a very close friend who had a boy and a girl before he "came out" (we all knew years ago, and so did his wife, but that's another story) and his daughter is totally supportive, while his son wants nothing to do with him. His therapist told him that he needs to give his son time, because it can be very threatening to straight men to find out a close relative is gay-- they (ridiculously) think it's hereditary or something. Most will eventally come to terms with it.

I'm sorry about your daughter, but hopefully she will come to realize that you are her Dad, and that's the most important thing, regardless of her feelings about your sexual preference. If you are anything in person like you are on here it must be a big loss to her not to have you in her life. I hope for her (and your) sake she wakes up.

Wino needs to be a wino, 'cause the whole crack and heroin thing.. yeah, it ain't workin' out too well for her

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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"

Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 9, 2008 - 5:33pm.
*monquita besos*

Dang, you're good.

ONT: Amy is lucky the constabulary didn't take her down with a tranquilizer like an escaped steer.
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*blushing* Why, thank you! Sheeps! I'm working on my Spanish..a little at a time. I know a couple of words...not in any particular order. I knew Monquita cause that's what you call me. LOL It's a beautiful language and I like to watch the novelas because of the way they speak. The words just flow...I like to listen. *shrug*

ON T: This is sad.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Nice, Joe. How was the graduation?

ONT: What Joe said.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 8:55pm.
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Bonjour Sheeps! Oui tout va bien. Le temps est incroyable (l'hiver commence bientôt, en juin) mais touts les jours sont beaux et chauds.
On topic: I like that skunk stripe Wino has done, also her beehive isn't as high, which looks better. Apart from that she looks smelly.

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Joey, where is your "sorta Yorkie" in the new avie?

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 10, 2008 - 1:50am.
Hey RB, if you do see Amy around town give her a big hug from me, 'K? Thanks.
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Do I really want to get that close though? I wouldn't want her to catch anything! - natch! ;)

Can't I just cuntpunt her instead?!

Joe! Tout va bien? (I keep hearing "Joey" by Concrete Blonde.)

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

I just saw a recent video (YouTube) of her at the Jazz Club (5/4/08), she’s high out of her head and she can’t keep her balance. Her stomach is so constipated from all the drugs she’s using.

To get a better aspect of Winehouse’s illness, you should read, “Clapton - The Autobiography.” It’s a brilliant book, Clapton explains the method behind the madness that made him a ’true’ legend. I wish Winehouse would read or at least get someone to read this book to her…..

Thank you so much, Mme. Kravitz..... I guess if I can believe in RDJ, then maybe....there is some hope for Winehouse. Team RDJ!!! 4evah!

~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Socky, I get a RDJ vibe from Amy, like, she will go as low as she can and then get all better, just like our boy did.

Team Wino and Team RDJ 4 e-vah
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I hope it won't come to her being so on the edge of the precipice - it will be too late to reach out and grab her before she falls. Let's hope she gets better before then, huh?

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Mrs. K babies are fine..First wifey was stupid like Liza,,,(we were Barbie and Ken dolls)...2 kids Daughter hates my gay guts...son is "comfortable with his Dad's homo'ness"

Jack and Andy are more compatible...They don't ask for the car keys, or checks to "tide them over"....

Gay men make good temporary 1st hubbie's.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPnd2hKkSV0

she looked pretty good back in the day...so where did all this BS angst come from? but whatever...to be honest, the very same sounds and tonal qualities is heard in the voices of Erykah Badu and Macy Gray, and is nothing new.

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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."

Happy Minsch Day, Mrs K.!

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Hey Deb & Mrs. K.,(and everyone else). Deb I fly back to Canada on May 22nd. :( I'm having such a great time with my family; Mrs. K..Yeh Liza seems very drawn to gay men. I can understand that (I feel very drawn to Tom Ford for example. *fanning myself*)Doing sex could be a problem though.

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Submitted by RichBitch on May 9, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Is it Peter Allen Liza walked in on to find him in bed with another guy?
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I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Hey RB, if you do see Amy around town give her a big hug from me, 'K? Thanks.

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 9, 2008 - 5:46pm.

Fuck me you are funny!

I am going home now. Maybe I'll be around this weekend, 'K?
Love you all.
MUAH.
I miss Dawnie though :(
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

Is it Peter Allen Liza walked in on to find him in bed with another guy?

Submitted by leica on May 9, 2008 - 5:44pm.
You guys going to Europe?!?!?!

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

Joe--
Petyr Allen was appearing at a hotel in Hong Kong in the spring of 1964 when Judy Garland saw himand was impressed. She got him bookings and brought him to London, where they were her opening act. She also introduced Allen to her daughter, Liza Minnelli.
They were married in '67, separated in '69 and divorced in '74.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

@ MRs. K, I went to the cast of CatTown and i figured out who the mystery guest is...it's Minnie Driver's Baby Daddy.

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Mrs. K. ~ You're popular because you're funny as hell and have a way with words!

I'm loving the sunbreaks. It's been nice sitting outside periodically. Tomorrow morning we're going to one of those Rick Steves travel classes up in Edmonds. Then down to Tacoma in the evening to The Tacoma School of the Arts, Artrageous benefit. Should be fun. I'm hoping good weather will be with us.

Joe,
HIYA, doll.
Has Liza married anyone who wasn't gay? Her dad was gay, too.

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

JOE! When are you coming back to the States?

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Joey, what about your babies?

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

Submitted by Newportjoey on May 9, 2008 - 8:31pm.
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The Australian entertainer that he's portraying (Peter Allen) was once married to, or in a long term relationship with Liza Minelli. This was before he publicly came out of the closet. Still, he was a definite improvement on David Guest.

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 8:30pm.
Socky have you been to Cat Town?
click on the link in my siggy!!!!
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Hurr, Hurr, Hurr!
I loved it! Hysterical!
They hate Florida! Does ESE know that? LOL!!
Thanks for the laugh!

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Mrs. K...Jack and Andy,, my babies.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Socky, I get a RDJ vibe from Amy, like, she will go as low as she can and then get all better, just like our boy did.

Team Wino and Team RDJ 4 e-vah

-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 9, 2008 - 5:33pm.
*monquita besos*

Dang, you're good.

ONT: Amy is lucky the constabulary didn't take her down with a tranquilizer like an escaped steer.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

Hi Leica,
Pretty nice weather we've been having. They kept predicting rain this week and it never happened. YEAH!
I am popular because nobody knows the real me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 9, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Hmmm....say something nice.... Her impetigo seems to be clearing up a bit.

heehee. It's falling off with the rest of her face.
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*monquita besos* < I looked that up! Hi! Sheeps!
I couldn't think of anything nice..but I tried!
LOL It's sad what has happened to her and things don't seem to improve.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Well, I've peed in a Big Gulp cup, too. And I'm a girl. It was at the drive-inn because I didn't want to miss any of the movie and also because I was afraid of getting knifed in the bathrooms. But mostly bc I didn't want to miss the movie.

Hi Mrs. K ~

I just walked downtown to The Showbox to pick up Nick Cave tickets and back to Queen Anne. I thought of you while walking through Belltown! You are so popular!

Leica

Damn, I was watching Hugh Jackman on Utube beta and trying to deceide how really queer he is....:" I Go To Rio" I've missed a whole thread!!!!

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Socky have you been to Cat Town?
click on the link in my siggy!!!!

-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 9, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Hmmm....say something nice.... Her impetigo seems to be clearing up a bit.

heehee. It's falling off with the rest of her face.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Hi Socky. We got us a new friend, BeigeBaby. However I suspect we may have some trouble keeping her in line.
We'll give her the benefit of the doubt for now.
She's a live one!

How are you my little monkey baby?
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I'm doing great, Mrs. K!! BF is on his way home from the office and I'm making din din. My Bozo is out visiting the pretty kitties in the neighborhood and will come in later tonight...all smiles..silly cat! LOL

ON TOPIC: Wino needs to eat something!!

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

I forgot to say goodbye to Evil Shoe. Bye slut. I is jellis of U cause you got michael K to yell at you.

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We are gonna have to keep an eye on that BeigeBaby.

She's a live wire!

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

MK also has plenty of pics on myspace/dlisted.
What I want to see is more pics of Mike but he won't take the fucking hint! ;-P

I'm sure the Grammy people are really proud of having awarded this slag the "Best new artist" title. By the way, should you not take her live performances into consideration when giving out this award. Most of her live shows have been canceled or disasters.
Time to strip her of that Grammy and give it to Taylor Swift, who actually shows up for her shows and gives a great performance. She's also a better singer and musician.

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Stay Awesome.

Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 9, 2008 - 8:12pm.

Go to SHOP on toolbar. You can get Dlisted shit there. Check the cheapest T-shirt MK offers. I think he is the model. Same goatee as his MySpace.

Nooooo, MK's half white and half Asian. Houstonbaby has a pic of MK as her avie.

Hi Socky. We got us a new friend, BeigeBaby. However I suspect we may have some trouble keeping her in line.
We'll give her the benefit of the doubt for now.
She's a live one!

How are you my little monkey baby?

-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

Hecksher Park. He's here. Bye 4 now Seattle & London. Mwah. I can't get into the forums, BTW. Bye kids!

Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 9, 2008 - 5:14pm.
You are 1 of us. The word PLOTZ gave you away
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Jeez, you say that like I am in the Witness Protection Program and I let my identity slip.
Don't tell the Gambinis I'm here, please!

-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 8:10pm.
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*bashfully handing you a small bouquet of daisies* Hi! Mrs. Kravitz! *sock monkey hug & kiss* My Bozo would fall in love with your little kitty avie. Cute.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 10, 2008 - 1:09am.
Is RichBitch a Londoner?
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He is indeed! :)