Wino In The Middle Of The Highway
I've done some crazy things while stuck in traffic, like piss in a Big Gulp cup or give a handjob to my passenger, but I've never wandered the damn highway. That's why Amy Wino did in London today. Wino was stuck with several other motorists as they waited for an accident to clear.
Wino couldn't sit still, so she got out of her car and started asking the other motorists for a ciggie light. She also showed off fresh cuts all over her arm. Ugh. Let's just throw her in a FedEx box and send her to Tommy Girl. She'll come out talking like a robot and smiling like a Stepford wife, but that's better than this shit.
I'm all for looking like a truck stop crack whore, but this is ridiculous.
If those ballet slippers could talk..... Actually, they wouldn't talk. They would just scream in terror.
Wenn
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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Do you think MK and I are like BFFs or what? I don't know if it's him or not.
My girlfreinds and I used to go shopping in Huntington all the time. Soemtimes I rode my bicycle there. Fed the ducks in the duck pond.
Good times, good times.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Seattle, huh? Dreams of you & I on our laptops surfing DLISTED down the toilet. You are 1 of us. The word PLOTZ gave you away
Go to SHOP on toolbar. You can get Dlisted shit there. Check the cheapest T-shirt MK offers. I think he is the model. Same goatee as his MySpace. Yeah, Huntington/Northport, love
Hmmm....say something nice....
Her impetigo seems to be clearing up a bit.
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BeigeBaby, I am in Seattle.
Born and raised in Syosset, though.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Is RichBitch a Londoner? He isn't here yet but when he is we are going to dinner. I'll change the shoes, though.
Where are you Kravitz? 1st question. 2nd, is that MK modeling the $11 Dlisted T-shirt on the shopping page?
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I'm right behind ya, kiddo.
Shopping page, Um, I. Don't. Know.
What shopping page?
You are in Huntington?
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Where are you Kravitz? 1st question. 2nd, is that MK modeling the $11 Dlisted T-shirt on the shopping page?
Submitted by KidL on May 10, 2008 - 12:15am.
WTF is she wearing?! BIL lives in London and it isn't exactly summer weather at the moment.
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What the fuck you on about?
It's FUCKING SWELTERING here! It's after 1am and it's still too fucking hot!
There is some weird shit going on with the weather right now, it's full blown hot summer, which just ain't right for the UK!
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 9, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Noooooo! OK I'm gonna go try to take her pic with my cell. BRB.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
I think she has cocaine down the front of her tank top.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Print out a pic of Posh's face and put over yours.LOL
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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 9, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Sorry doll, what question was that?
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Everyone can tell & see it coming. Kravitz & I, hanging here in Huntington. Go to MySpace page, Kravitz. Friend me
Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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YESSSSSS! Go get a pic, I bet MK will post it!!!!
Sheeps you should. I got to go now. Sorry for changing the subject in this thread, but really there is nothing more to say about Amy Winehouse. I am bored with her.
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Kravitz, i'm taking you down 25 mgs on the Klonopin, switching you to Zoloft 250 mgs. You never answered my question from last night. NJ? SI? NY? LI?
BeigeBaby--You on the Island?
What exit?
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Random gossip: Posh is in our building in L.A. right now. There are 20 paps outside, taking pix of everyone who leaves. I think she's here for the eating-disorder clinic in the building. Want me to stick my mug in a shot?
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
No, i'm smoking Tom Cruise Purple mixed w/skunk. On the maintenance program. don't do crack, heroin or blow. A Molson addict, me
Just thought of this song by Loudon Wainwright III
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
That cat in my avie was some kind on wonderful.Talking 'bout Beige Baby, Beige Baby. Can I get a witness?
BeigeBaby try putting the crack pipe down so I can understand what the fuck you are saying.
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Lighten up BeigeBaby.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Zomay, stop w/the Mrs. Kravitz. It's me you want! Damn, just dropped my one-hitter. Anywhoo, the traffic must really be bad on the LIE, he isn't here yet.
How does she walk upright with that eensy body and that punkin head? She is a Bratz doll, riiiite?
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Thats a good idea BeigeBaby!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
BeigeBaby if you were referring to my comment it was just in fun. But you can still kiss my ass.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Zomay--Mike is some kind of wonderful if you ask me!
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Yeah! He took his photo avie down. :( Must have been causing a commotion here with the other ladies.
I swear I only flirted with him once!
Yes! Let's turn this into a dating/friends site. Putting on pinkest lip gloss now while waiting for my guy. Don't dare walk in these hooker shoes. Need a spotter.
Honestly, if I saw her on the side of the road like that, I'd be thinking that Ho has Aids.
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but why is she sooo angsty?
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Also Mrs K I got my cats from the los Angeles animal shelter. It is really hard for older cats to get adopted. I got the Himalayan when she was 12. and now at 16 she is still a teen. Anyways everyone have a good weekend and see you all next week.
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It's so infuriating. She is obviously emotionally unstable. Winehouse pulls stunts like these, but when her shit is busted, it's, "Poor Amy."
I have three words, Robert Downey, Jr. I had the biggest crush on him during, "Less than Zero", not realizing how autobiographical "Julian" was. He's a brilliant actor, and now my crush has reignited.
Jiminy Crickets, Winehouse, get off the toilet.
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Mrs K I see he is. Mrs K I like your cat town. I have 2 cats. One is 16 and one is 8. The 16 year old still thinks she has it going on. She is a himalayan with 3 teeth and has an over bite. But i love her.
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I think Amy has ....RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME!!..
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she helped the traffic move yall! :)
Zomay--Mike is some kind of wonderful if you ask me!
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Is that a re-fry in her hair (amongst other things)??? C'mon Amy, you're worth $20 mil... for now.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
WTF is she wearing?! BIL lives in London and it isn't exactly summer weather at the moment.
Bye M.E. happy mom day to you slut.
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Lets me get this right, Mike you are a semi kind guy and you have knowledge in horticulture? Are you into girls? And if yes, do you have a phone number? :)
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Nighty all!
Happy Mothers Day (on Sunday) to all it applies to!
*smooches*
I had a dream about her the other night.
She was so sweet.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
I just want to pick her up and run away with her to do an intervention! Someone put her ass on that show Intervention!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
I don't get her. Yes she has a good voice but the woman is a major mess!
http://www.momsword.org
I need to study weather patterns in England.
These pics made me laugh, the progression from full tank top to crop top and the hooker lean on the car, it's too funny.
I bet she was hoping an ice cream truck was stuck in traffic too.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Thanks, Mike, I will let you know what the Master Gardener decides to do.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 6:52pm.
I should think it would be pretty easy to find at a reputable nursery. I bought one in NC last year, and agapathus aren't commonly grown (though they grow well enough).
I usually have no sympathy for these celebutards, but for some reason, Amy breaks my heart. Maybe b/c other celebutards look like they are having a good time while out making fools of themselves (Shitney, Dreamboat, Blohan) but Amy just looks distraught, lost and in pain.
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Donde esta Macheeng?
Submitted by mike on May 9, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 6:19pm.
You can grow them to near-perfection in the PNW.
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I think I just had an orgasm!
:)
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN