Friday, May 9th 2008

Wino In The Middle Of The Highway

I've done some crazy things while stuck in traffic, like piss in a Big Gulp cup or give a handjob to my passenger, but I've never wandered the damn highway. That's why Amy Wino did in London today. Wino was stuck with several other motorists as they waited for an accident to clear.

Wino couldn't sit still, so she got out of her car and started asking the other motorists for a ciggie light. She also showed off fresh cuts all over her arm. Ugh. Let's just throw her in a FedEx box and send her to Tommy Girl. She'll come out talking like a robot and smiling like a Stepford wife, but that's better than this shit.

I'm all for looking like a truck stop crack whore, but this is ridiculous.

If those ballet slippers could talk..... Actually, they wouldn't talk. They would just scream in terror.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 6:19pm.

You can grow them to near-perfection in the PNW.

That's a whole lotta hurt.

Amanda's picture

She's got new shorts! lol

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on May 9, 2008 - 10:34pm.
When I was young, we got our itching from crabs. The world was a simpler place then.

Submitted by Little miss on May 9, 2008 - 4:31pm.
those cuts on her hands are so called "meth cuts". One of the side effects of meth is that person has a sensation of crawling insects under the skin, so he/she starts to pick at the skin or cut it, so get the bugs/worms out.
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My world was even simpler - moskito bites drive me craaazy!!
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Submitted by Shelley on May 9, 2008 - 10:39pm.
....She is obviously seriously malnourished, emotionally unstable and addicted.

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She isn't malnourished, she eats like normal person. Her skinny body and chronic constipation are results of heroin abuse. If she quits - she'll get so fat, that she will have to iron her panties on a driveway.

I used to read about "drug trips" - it was quite funny.

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Submitted by Newportjoey on May 9, 2008 - 3:34pm.

JOEY!! No desperate dating! You can do better than that!
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

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Exactly: Mrs K

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 5:55pm.
She had me from "They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no, no."

I don't like AA meetings either. I went to a couple of AA meetings at my Gay Church (St. Mark's UnitedMethodist in Atlanta) just for the dating pool. (Desperate times call for Desperate Dating) ...Joey

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

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What a mess. I would hate to read one day that she kicked the bucket. Life is strange. Here she is lobbying for death, but I've known more than a few people to turn their face to the wall and die suddenly without even a warning. Most in the prime of their lives. Maybe she'll make it after all, but these pictures aren't encouraging.

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I gotta say I like that picture. It looks like a scene out of a movie. Goodness how did the paps find her in the middle of a car accident???

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

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Gawd - where's Jamie Spears when you need him?

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MIKE
Gorgeous! Thanks. I am going to send that to Pudge. Will they grow in the PNW?

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

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THAT'S MY GIRL!
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BeigeBaby's picture

Listen, Brian. I get what you are saying. I've never had to battle meth or heroin or coke. Do have the drunky demons to deal with, though. All I was saying is that people should not wish others dead, that's all. Have a little compassion. You know what, I have helped people in the throws of crisis & tons of animals. I wish her the best. She does not have me in her corner or someone like me...cause I've done the headlock & dragged to the ER for people. Then supported them afterwards. My ex is living in my basement apt. cause his family is of no help. He has me. He is grateful. Amy just doesn't have anyone backing her w/a big set of balls. Now, I must go, shower, pedicure & don those lucite hooker heels for when my man arrives. Toodles

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 6:04pm.

Mrs. K, if you've become such a Wino devotee, you need to grow Agapanthus 'Back in Black'. It's uber-sexy.

http://www.cnb.nl/greenteam/newplants/english/cultivars/np188.htm

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YankeesDaily

This woman is a mess.

JeffreyDahmer's picture

Let her smoke her crack in peace.

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Sympathy and compassion are not something people deserve or don't deserve.
It's a choice the giver of the sympathy and compassion makes.
I wouldn't dream of telling anyone here to be sympathetic or compassionate towards my little Aimala. I can't tell other people how to feel. However, I fell in love with this little nutterbutter the first time I heard her sing, and with God as my witness, I will never turn away from her.

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 9, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Some on here have just been out right MEAN. I wonder why some people lack compassion. What is it about you that makes you so mean? Your lot in life? Ha! I thought so! Wishing someone dead just makes you look like such a loser. The woman is sick & doesn't have backing. She's just not as lucky as all of you who have the means to post on this site all day. You have people backing you. You HAVE something. Count your lucky stars. Stick to the snark but don't wish someone dead. Bad chi will come to you...& we need you on here. Stop.

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NO BACKING???? What does her mother have to do?Her parents have BEGGED her to clean up her act.They wrote a letter published in the newspaper BEGGING her TO COME HOME for help....She's been to "rehab" and jail seems to have a reserved revolving door just for her and Pete Dougherty. The only people that don't seem to relise she has a problem are the record companies making money off of her. I've lived the nightmare of meth addiction with my ex. Until she want's help,she won't seek help.Stop throwing money at her and rewarding bad behavior.Why does she deserve sympathy? She constantly throws her drug use in our faces and refuses to do anything to stop. If you or I were on the front page of a newspaper cough "alledgedly" cough smoking crack,I pretty much can guarantee we would be behind bars for a good long time. Stop buying her music,stop giving her music air time,stop airing her videos until she gets help.Sympathy
for her? NO .... PITY? maybe.

There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?

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She had me from "They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no, no."

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

mike's picture

I've seriously come to the conclusion that Amy's one of those people who just cannot take a bad pic. That's not to say she often looks good, but there's always something distinctive.

maDalice's picture

I think SHE caused the traffic. People love looking at a train wreck.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

when isn't Wino in the middle of the "high" way?

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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"

DUDE's picture

She'd fit right in in a truckstop parking lot.

Why is that?

the DUDE! abides...

Spanky N LB's picture

Lets hear more about that handjob from the passenger seat!

Michael K, you are a dirty boy!

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Is she trying to turn on the black guy there.

I like her and I like to see singers and celebrity's fucked up. I can't tell her to stop doing drugging and drinking when I do the same thing but in my house and noone knows my ass. Who's should deny her pleasure.

They don't brush their teeth either!!!

M.E.'s picture

She's been picking at her face again.

England is all snooty, stupid "royals" and their minions either drunk or smacked up, and the rest of the population cracked-up or drunk. Everyday they loose their civil liberties (you can be arrested if the local police think - just think - that you are going to get drunk and cause trouble). With over 13 million surveillance cameras in England it is a country clearly marching toward its Orwellian police state. Oh well, perhaps that what it will take for Wino to get off the meth. Poor thing. She should use her hair for good and revolution instead as a place to hide her clean urine samples for when she does get arrested.

that "hello sailor" tat on her tummy makes me wanna vom. I keep imagining her wheezing that out all sexy like with her crack bref blowing all over the place.

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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.

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Mick,
Evil grin = a big yahoo

*runs to grab paper and pencil*

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BeigeBaby's picture

Some on here have just been out right MEAN. I wonder why some people lack compassion. What is it about you that makes you so mean? Your lot in life? Ha! I thought so! Wishing someone dead just makes you look like such a loser. The woman is sick & doesn't have backing. She's just not as lucky as all of you who have the means to post on this site all day. You have people backing you. You HAVE something. Count your lucky stars. Stick to the snark but don't wish someone dead. Bad chi will come to you...& we need you on here. Stop.

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Hmmmmm...that dude with the video cam is some kinda cute! Evil grin on his face, which means he's got a big yahoo on him....it always does, I've found.

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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

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You know you have a major crack problem when you're worth 20 mill and can't afford a new pair of 15 buck ballet flats and some eyeliner..
If you look at the fourth thumbnail up close you'll see her "eyeliner" is actually magic marker. (which is a plus because she can sniff it too)
Eyeliner is 2 bucks Amy, at the most, $8.
I wonder if like any of her friends ever said, "Hey, Amy you know I love ya. Youu knoow I love your little crackheaded ass.. But uh, you wanna borrow a pair of shoes?"

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Who cares...she obviously doesn't give a flying turd about herself and rejects any kind of help so fuck her. She's just turning the process into a long huge spectacle. Just effin die already.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

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Submitted by Shelley on May 9, 2008 - 3:39pm.

NO SYMPATHY!!! It is absolutely NOT the same thing as cancer. Whore is doing this to herself and appears to be enjoying it!! Let her die.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK

Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 9, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Dammit, where are Nick Hogan, a 6 pack of Busch, and a car he can't handle when you need them?
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA
*deep breath*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

You funny

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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.

Sweet missy you were on drugs...want to see my salami???

just stick to da weed and beer and every'ting' be alright!!

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Dammit, where are Nick Hogan, a 6 pack of Busch, and a car he can't handle when you need them?

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

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This downward spiral of hers is just horrifying.

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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
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Ok, so is she like Shauna Sand with the shoes- she has like 5 bazillion pairs that she makes herself? Or does she just put those through the laundry because they look a little cleaner than the last time I saw them.

Rishkin's picture

That second thumbnail is really disturbing and scary, like it's coming for me in my sleep.

RichBitch's picture

When she gonna die already. We all know how this is going to end so can we just cut to the credits please.

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Submitted by Shelley on May 9, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Amy Winehouse is no longer amusing, D-listed, you need to lay off this one. This woman is ill, period. D-listed would not poke fun at someone suffering from cancer, or a dying, malnourished child, in a third world country. It is time to leave this woman alone. She needs to be inpatient--STAT! She is obviously seriously malnourished, emotionally unstable and addicted. Fortunately, she can afford the best care in the world....but will she get it before she dies?

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society does not agree with you. when I was on drugs I was treated like absolute dog shit, and could hardly get a damn blanket from a shelter nevermind sympathy from ANYONE. It helped me get clean eventually.
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Sweetas's picture

Clarisse, you're right - I see two now that I looked again. *shakes head* I don't think it's the crack - I mean, yeah DUH she's a raging crackhead but I think she has self-loathing issues that fuel both her cutting and drug addictions. I'm no doctor, but that's MO.

GrisslyGlamour's picture

to think she is one of the most successful and talented singers in the world in 2008, we´ve got great people to entertain us whom we treat well, don´t we...

M.E.'s picture

I see jail didn't stick.

Clarisse's picture

Sweetas,
Aside from the cuts, if you look, she puts her ciggies out on her arm too.

It's weird tho that she only mutilates the left arm...don't self-mutilaters cut everywhere clothes cover? Nevermind...she is alway in shorts and a bra.

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

She seems weird, even for a crackhead. I don't know how she'll end up, but it'll likely be in a casket.

kathleen.tamara's picture

Agreed that it's sad, but no one on here is really saying that it's funny.

Submitted by Shelley on May 9, 2008 - 12:39pm.

MONKEYPOX's picture

You know what? I am done feeling sorry for this girl. It's not like people aren't trying to help her but she just doesn't give a shit and you can't help someone who doesn't want it.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Where the fuck is that pussy nick hogan and his car so he can SMASH AND DRAG this no-talent crack whore into the cement so we never have to see that hag hair again!!!