Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Beatrice Arthur (85)
Samantha Morton (31)
Alison Goldfrapp (40)
Darius Rucker (42)
Stephen Colbert (44)
Dennis Rodman (47)
Stevie Wonder (58)
Armistead Maupin (64)
Harvey Keitel (69)
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Happy Birthday to all, especially you Stevie Wonder.
Hey you get off my cloud...
BEA! <3
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
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i don't think alison is just now 40. no one really knows her age but she's rumored to be in her late 40s.
I LOVE BEA! Happy B-day Maude/Dorothy!
You are the sunshine of my life
Thats why I'll always be around,
You are the apple of my eye,
Forever youll stay in my heart
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Everyday is a winding road
I get a little bit closer
Everyday is a faded sign
I get a little bit closer 2 feelin' fine
bea arthur is 85! happy birthday!...and then there's maud...
happy birthday to stevie wonder and all the birthday sluts...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Beatrice Arthur happy birthday! you are well loved and liked and i still love the hell out of the golden girls!
happy birthday to everyone else to.
Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Oooh, the divine miss Bea Arthur! All hail Femputer!
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
Bea Arthur, Steven Colbert and Stevie Wonder are among the hottest bitches on the planet!!! Happy birthday babies!
Now THAT is a real woman!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Beatrice Arthur (85) WOOT! Bea!
Samantha Morton (31)Who?
Alison Goldfrapp (40)??
Darius Rucker (42)??
Stephen Colbert (44)??
Dennis Rodman (47)Douche Royal
Stevie Wonder (58)WOOT Stevie!
Armistead Maupin (64)??
Harvey Keitel (69)ONE BAD ADD MOFO! The Cleaner!
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Happy Birthday Bea Arthur! Happy Birthday Harvey!!
Most importantly.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the most gifted singer, songwriter & composer Stevie Wonder! Long may you live in health and PLEASE don't put too many $0's on the bill when I scrape together enough to have you sing at my wedding! :D I'm serious!
--thanks awfully--
Happy B'day to Bea, Harvey and Stevie Wonder.
~SAS
Happy Bea Day!!!!
LOVE her!
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“Why? Why? Why?... Be more constructive with your criticism.”
-Jemaine. 'Flight of The Conchords'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEA!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Jesus I love Stephen Colbert! And Bea Arthur! She's one hot slut!
Happy birthday to all the sluts celebrating today!
Wow. Happy B-Day to Stevie, Bea and all the birthday sluts. A special Thank You to Mr. Maupin for creating some of my all-time favorite literary characters.
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There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!
happy bday - samantha morton! love her
Bea Arthur is a true birthday slut.
Luv her.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Happy BD Maude! The 70s are unparalelled when it comes to TV theme songs!
Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt' care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.
Isadora was the first bra burner
And you're glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
And when the country was falling apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's
That old compromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,
Right on Maude.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 13, 2008 - 7:51am.
That seems to have originated here, from comedian Jeffrey Ross...
"Following Sandra Bernhard's odd performance of Heart's song "Magic Man" for Mr. Stiller, Mr. Ross got up and said: "I wouldn't fuck Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick." (After the roast, Ms. Arthur, who was in attendance, told The Transom that Mr. Ross was a "sweet, sweet man.")"
http://www.observer.com/node/42056
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
isn't there a quote from a movie/tv show that went something like 'i wouldn't fuck her with bea arthur's dick?'
anywho....happy birthday peeps!
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
HB Bea Arthur, Steven Colbert, Stevie Wonder and Harvey Kietel. Dennis Rodman enjoy your day you lovable freak.
didn't Bea JUST have a birthday in like Feb? eh..anyway, love her! Happy Bday Bea!!
C-Word, your avatar looks like Bea lol
Happy Birthday Dorothy. :)
Maude: "God will get you for that, Walter."
Happy B to Bea, Harvey, and Stevie who are always cool. And to Dennis Rodman who is always good for a freak moment.
http://www.cafepress.com/heartwants/5043211
Morning all and Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to Bea, Stevie and Harvey - a trifecta of cool.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Mopa, you sound like a wonderful friend. :)
Happy birthday Bea.
She looks still classy at her age. Just saw her on millionaire&celebdatingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Right on, Maude!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Happy birthday, Bea! You're one of the sexiest bitches to have ever walked the earth. That lady is FIERCE.
Morning, sluts!
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If you have nothing nice to say to about anyone, come sit by me!
Happy Birthday Maude!
Another great show from Norman Lear that was years ahead of it's time....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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It's his birthday, too. :)
Happy Birthday Bea Arthur and others.
I know I am aging myself, but the 70's really did have the best TV shows and crazy-assed music.
As we speak, I am downloading songs from the 70's to send a CD to a friend of mine since 6th grade who is dying of brain cancer. It brings back such great memories.
Although, now that I listen to Seasons in the Sun, although a great song from the 70's, probably isn't the best song to include on the CD, considering my friends condition...
Seasons In The Sun
Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I wish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Ms. Arthur HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
May you live another 800 years!!!
Happy Birthday to Bea and the Wolf!
Bea! Happy Birthday you hot bitch!
Happy Birthday Harvey Keitel.
You know what I love about MK, he is one reliable hussy blogger. Good morning everyone!
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Keep kickin BEA!
Remember that scene in Airheads where they request a naked pic of her to try and establish insanity! That movie was the shit!
She is so awesome that she let herself be the brunt of thousands of jokes, and everybody still loves her. Epitome of class...
I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
Happy B-day to all the sluts and Gd morning everybody.
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Happy B-day, Bea Arthur, and Stephen Colbert.
Darius Rucker is quite possibly the most white-acting black guy I've ever met.
Armistead Maupin is a distant relative of mine (we share at least one common ancestor).
And then came Maude...