Ho Leggings
I have to hand it to HoHan. She really thought about her day to day experiences while designing her new line of leggings. Take the model on the left. Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam. When you're in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don't have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard to put down to protect your knees. She is a genius! I'm sure there's secret pockets in her leggings to hide a coke baggie, the morning after pill and a tube of KY.
HoHan and her models invaded Robertson Blvd. yesterday to shoot her line of leggings. They really should have taken their ass to Santa Monica Blvd, because the only bitches that might buy those leggings are tranny hookers. Scratch that. They buy their shit at the local stripper store.
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WTF are the guys doing behind them?
The vest almost covers the booze bloat.
I like the detail of the lollipop, in the "Rapture" dance......tres risque (leaving out accents, I know..lol)
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Submitted by EvilShoe on May 10, 2008 - 10:59am.
that was a good clip until Dionne Warwick showed up!
haha. I saw her and felt the urge to toke up--and I don't even smoke. (And I can do all those moves.) YouTube had many clips of the SG Dancers--all about the same: very dated.
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Sheeps that was a good clip until Dionne Warwick showed up! lol at you being able to do all the moves.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Her and her stupid leggings. At least she can make $10 after all this hoopla. Maybe she should start with hair extensions and coke plates. That would make the big bucks for sure!
Your face!
knee pads on leggings for a quick suck off in a back alley??!! you're right mk, lilo is a genius!
those models are shemales, right?
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Submitted by ashleyyy on May 10, 2008 - 10:23am.
those are some of the ugliest models I've ever seen.
the one on the left... seriously?
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what self-respecting "real" model who has an actual career would be in these ads? Lindsay had to go for the bottom of the barrel.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by ashleyyy on May 10, 2008 - 10:23am.
those are some of the ugliest models I've ever seen.
No kidding. I think Rumer Willis has a shot.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
I hate leggings!!! I do not want to wear something I wore in the 5th grade! Ok, well if they had the little stir up thingies, maybe...(kidding of course).
those are some of the ugliest models I've ever seen.
the one on the left... seriously?
Submitted by M.E. on May 10, 2008 - 10:10am.
Love the built in knee pads on the pair on the left.
*rolls eyes*Only a whore would make leggings with built in knee pads.
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that Lohan is quite the planner.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Love the built in knee pads on the pair on the left.
*rolls eyes*Only a whore would make leggings with built in knee pads.
Didn't look through to see if anyone else has said it...but leggings make your legs look FAT!!! What a dumb bitch. Who in their right mind would wear that cheap looking shit?
I'd rather pull my pants up to my tits and wear them that way then wear this shit.
Submitted by Falcor on May 10, 2008 - 9:54am.
It's true, Manimal's got it all goin' on AND he is all that.
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My sister and I used to pretend to be SG Dancers...we'd roll all over the floor and such......we still crack up about it now
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 10, 2008 - 10:43am.
Do the leggings with knee pads also have an ass flap?
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Wow, she is looking like a true tranny these days. Those leggings are the fug fugliest things I've seen all day!!!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 10, 2008 - 12:45pm.
I guess for woman or trannies(like the one to the right of Hohan) with hideous legs they could be good.
But Deb, your so right about hot,sweaty leggings just in time for summer. Bad timing.
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Manimal5 on May 10, 2008 - 11:43am.
Do the leggings with knee pads also have an ass flap?
- And a sock slot.
Big Butt Mom's will trade up their mom jeans for a pair.
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Do the leggings with knee pads also have an ass flap?
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Most of the Solid Gold Dancers were wearing sparkly onesies or bikini bottoms. (BTW I can totally do all these moves.)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qr6H241usvY&feature=related
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Submitted by Aphid on May 10, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 7:38am.
ok, the gold zippers on Lohan's leggings are killing me.....lmao
she looks like a "Solid Gold" Dancer.
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I was thinking the same thing! MK should've put a youtube video up of a Solid Gold episode. aha ha ha
I always had to watch that right before Creature Feature with Dr. Paul Bearer came on as a kid.
Had to finally register just to say, BITCH ON THE RIGHT IS WEARING GODDAMN STIRRUP PANTS! Fuck those had better not be coming back in or I am retreating to my basement until 2009.
Submitted by Toxilicious on May 10, 2008 - 10:37am.
I bet there's going to be a lot of bread cooked in those leggings.
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Oh, thanks for taking us there! *PUKE*
I can't get down with kneepads on any article of clothing, nevertheless leggings.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 7:38am.
ok, the gold zippers on Lohan's leggings are killing me.....lmao
she looks like a "Solid Gold" Dancer.
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LMAO! She DOES! Hahaha!
Knee pad leggings.....how could she think these wouldn't get made fun of? WHORE!
Her leggings should be called Whore-ings.
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Looked at the photos. Leggings with zippers? Ugh
That blonde hair! Ack
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
toxilicious, that was nasty- but hilarious....
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by Toxilicious on May 10, 2008 - 8:37am.
I hope a script for Diflucan comes free with purchase.
I just looked up Diflucan. Your bread comment makes more sense. *queasy*
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Submitted by Toxilicious on May 10, 2008 - 10:37am.
I bet there's going to be a lot of bread cooked in those leggings.
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hahahahaha...that's disgusting!
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You forgot about the crotch zipper for easy access.
ok, the gold zippers on Lohan's leggings are killing me.....lmao
she looks like a "Solid Gold" Dancer.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
I hope a script for Diflucan comes free with purchase. I bet there's going to be a lot of bread cooked in those leggings.
Shame on you MK....even tranny hookers have standards.
However.....I'm thinking the pair with the knee pads could come in handy worn under a pair of jeans......
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What force is more potent than love?
She's cute, sweet and sexy. Just curious, is she happy? I saw her profile on a celebrity dating site called 'rich kiss.c om'. the profile is attractive, classic, hot with many nice photos there.
Oh. My. GOD.
Is it 1984?
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by jussayin on May 10, 2008 - 8:14am.
Maybe they have mahvalus wicking properties, much like all those miracle fabrics used for work out clothing.
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Submitted by Deb on May 10, 2008 - 11:03am.
Just in time for summer! Hot, sweaty leggings! Yeah!
why? it's not like you're meant to wear hot sweaty undergarments underneath...therefore keep you cool and dry, as well as easily accessible! Ah, the ho mentality! How thoughtful!!
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i love the slut on the right! FIERCE! the one on the left, well, i err.. i err... need to see DNA she was born w/a slit [if you know what i mean] and i think ya do!
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if you aint' sexing at least once a day, you might as well be a eunuch!!
buttaface. Body is tight tho
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 10, 2008 - 8:06am.
They're all sporting those goddamned ringlets again.
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Yes, the 70's country western singer style ringlets need to GO!
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There is one thumbnail where she is smiling big and she looks so pretty!
Aw, Lindsay!
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They're all sporting those goddamned ringlets again.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
is it wrong that i actually like them. and yes i wear leggings too, so fucking what its clothing just like everything else, it all depends on how you dress it so that is fashion forward...
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Just in time for summer! Hot, sweaty leggings! Yeah!
Seriously, I question the wisdom of launching a line of fall/winter clothing in the middle of spring.
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This is beyond sad. It's mortifying.
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