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I have to hand it to HoHan. She really thought about her day to day experiences while designing her new line of leggings. Take the model on the left. Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam. When you're in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don't have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard to put down to protect your knees. She is a genius! I'm sure there's secret pockets in her leggings to hide a coke baggie, the morning after pill and a tube of KY.

HoHan and her models invaded Robertson Blvd. yesterday to shoot her line of leggings. They really should have taken their ass to Santa Monica Blvd, because the only bitches that might buy those leggings are tranny hookers. Scratch that. They buy their shit at the local stripper store.

Wenn

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Lindsay Lohan

Submitted by Faith on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 10:50am.

I find it very telling that she's designed a pair of leggings with kneepads.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 10:22am.

Submitted by Droppin Kids Of... on May 10, 2008 - 6:17am.
First!

No, you were beaten by your own post. Forgot about that one, didn't you?

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Submitted by soul on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 10:09am.

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Leggings- cheap,knee pads(for you know what),leggings do not have zippers or stirrups. pants do!

Submitted by ginger_t on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 10:00am.

There are so many things that are wrong with this, but the one that bugs me the most? Grecian chick and Lindsay should swap shoes. Spectator stilletos and the off the shoulder, draped top are NOT cutting it. The stylist must have been clued out and 22. Anyone w/ an eye would know the specs go better w/ Lindsay's formal vest ensemble. Sheesh.

Submitted by Pers on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 9:57am.

At least she's drawing upon what she knows: black leggings, sore knees and skankiness.
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Submitted by Beth4 on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 9:57am.

Good lord she is really looking old. Hard to believe she's only 21. At least she has the wardrobe for her future job as a hooker because she has no other career. She lost the job in the Manson movie because they couldn't get any other stars to work with her. You're done Lindsay, now go away and take Shitney with you.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 9:50am.

This is a new low, even for Blohan.

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Submitted by Am on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 9:49am.

I can't believe style is being (potentially) shaped by Paris' shitty hair extentions and Blohan's leggings.

Armageddon is near.

Submitted by McLovin-McLovin on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 9:46am.

who would waste their money on this crap?
Does Lindsay even have any friends left to buy this stuff?

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 9:44am.

I admire her for re-inventing the wheel and making a buck or two over it. But I distinctly remember her warning: "No blondes!" So WTF?! Is that Taylor Swift???

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 9:42am.

Leggings for everything, coke whoring, leg scratching and shiny ones for extra klassy events.

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Submitted by jussayin on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 9:38am.

how thoughtful!

Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam

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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Sat, 05/10/2008 - 9:33am.

MK said "Take the model on the left. Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam. When you're in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don't have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard to put down to protect your knees. She is a genius! I'm sure there's secret pockets in her leggings to hide a coke baggie, the morning after pill and a tube of KY."

MK - That is exactly what I was thinking when I saw those knee pads. There is only one use for them, cause construction workers who really need knee pads wouldn't be caught dead in this crap. Hookers and trannies only.

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