Saturday, May 10th 2008
What's Gayer Than Gay?
What the gay?! Seeing these two fruitopians together has suddenly given me a craving for fresh coochie. That's a first! Too much fug gayness in one place. I guess it is possible for two power bottoms to find love with each other.
Here's Peter Andre and David Gest leaving some store together in London yesterday. I really hope they were discussing plans for a new disco duo they are forming called "Licorice and Tangerine."
Now I must go and look at the men's underwear section of the JcPenney catalog. If that can't bring my craving for cock back, nothing can!
Peter Andre could treat me very badly for a few days if he'd dye is hair back.
David Gest could...watch I guess.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
It's so sweet that they are both wearing Ed Hardy and affect the bad-boy skulls & crosses look. They are as dangerous as de-clawed pussycats.
Looking at these two, even I(underlined, bold AND italicized) am thinking about going gay(elle?)!
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
peter andre is so DEFINITLEY GAY. why is he trying so hard to hide it? if i were him, id rather come out of the closet than have sex with Jordan.
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so gay, they are the macfaer son bohthers of gay. gau and gay off the planet.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Wait, wait, don't tell me. Which one is Licorice, and which one is Tangerine?
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
That's a whole lotta gayness in one spot.
Since when was Jack Haley, Jr., gay? Actually, Liza has been married four times (Peter Allen, Jack Haley, Jr., Mark Gero, and David Gest). And gay or not, her father, Vincente, was one hell of a director.
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Submitted by Triscuit on May 10, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 10, 2008 - 1:58pm.
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LMFAO @ Wooly Willie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiya Monk~Monk!!*wink*
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*jumping out of hamper* Triscuit! Yeah! *sock monkey hug and smooch* It's great to see you!
ON T: That pic makes me wanna sing.."Dancing Queen" by ABBA..
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Where's the rest of the box of Fruit Roll-ups?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 10, 2008 - 1:58pm.
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LMFAO @ Wooly Willie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiya Monk~Monk!!*wink*
MK call me.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 2:27pm.
I liked the Top 10 Sluttiest Celebrities (though 10 is far too short a list). HolyMoly now has a list of the top 10 most annoying Brit musicians. Paul McCartney was first. My choice, James Blunt, was No. 2. http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/paul-mccartney-voted-most-irritating-s...
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Yeah, James Blunt...bleah. Liked his first song and...well, that was it! LOL
ON T: I agree with "my gaydar just exploded"...
These two have this "I just swallowed the canary" look..except it wasn't a canary..if you get what I'm sayin'...
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I always wanted to marry a gay, I could have been a great slut with a great friend at the end of the night. I loved dick but didn't care much for men. Too many dieases for that to work now.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 10, 2008 - 11:19am.
I liked the Top 10 Sluttiest Celebrities (though 10 is far too short a list). HolyMoly now has a list of the top 10 most annoying Brit musicians. Paul McCartney was first. My choice, James Blunt, was No. 2. http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/paul-mccartney-voted-most-irritating-s...
Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 2:07pm.
I was looking for a quote and found this: http://www.mrsockmonkey.com/
It's a bunch of silly top-ten lists. And Mr. Sock Monkey is kind of guapo, chu know?
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Hi! Sheeps! *sock monkey hug and kick in the shins!* LOL!
I saw Mr. Sock Monkey! Hmmmm..dreamy..I likey the blue fuzz on his head and his ears. But my r/l BF looks like the younger version of Ken Olin..*deep dreamy sigh*
Thanks for sharing! I do agree with his selection of most annoying American Idols. So true! Ha!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 10, 2008 - 10:58am.
I was looking for a quote and found this: http://www.mrsockmonkey.com/
It's a bunch of silly top-ten lists. And Mr. Sock Monkey is kind of guapo, chu know?
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
David Gest always reminds me of the metal shavings and magnet toy/game "Wooly Willy." Freak!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
My gaydar just exploded! Are you serious that this Andre dude isn't gay?!
Your face!
Submitted by letinstar on May 10, 2008 - 1:30pm.
the only gayer than this would be if clay aiken was here to make it a threesome...
Ohhh can someone photoshop that?? It is exactly what this whatever needs!
That's why I live in a teepee!
the only gayer than this would be if clay aiken was here to make it a threesome...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by Deb on May 10, 2008 - 10:18am.
Yes, well,I am an "Information Specialist."
A liberrian.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 10, 2008 - 11:43am.
I bow to you, Mrs. K! Peter Allen was the first gay hubby.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Phoebe Price's # 1 Fan
David Gest is all smiles, folks!!!
What's up with Peter Andre? Why does he look BLOATED all the time?..........Being a House Husband makes you gained weight?
I can totally hear DG singing...
If I were Queen of the Forest, Not king, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
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Submitted by Aphid on May 10, 2008 - 9:05am.
David Gest reminds me of the Cowardly Lion.
It takes a lot of courage to go out dressed like that.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Submitted by Aphid on May 10, 2008 - 9:05am.
For some reason, David Gest reminds me of the Cowardly Lion.
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pretty funny, considering Liza married the Tin Man's son before him.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by mike on May 10, 2008 - 9:11am.
Submitted by Deb on May 10, 2008 - 11:44am.
Yep! David Gest is Liza's second gay husband. Jack Haley, Jr. was the first.
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Peter Allen was Liza's first gay husband. Jack Haley Jr. (son of the Tin Man) was second.
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Just add matching hoMOhair sweaters, presto, Gay Ground Zero.
This post just made me add syllables to my S's.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
If there was ANY little hope of Peter Andre being straight...it is gone now.
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And just fake it if your out of direction
Fake it if you don't belong here
Fake it if you feel like affection
Woah your such a fucking hypocrite
And you should know that the lies wont hide your flaws
No sense in hiding all of yours
Hey mike, the gift of a brain full of useless knowledge is something I feel must be shared.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
It's log, it's log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Submitted by Deb on May 10, 2008 - 11:44am.
Yep! David Gest is Liza's second gay husband. Jack Haley, Jr. was the first. Her father, Vincent Minnelli was gay, too. Liza's mom, Judy Garland, also married two gay men, Minnelli, and Mark Herron. Judy's father himself was driven out of town because of his dalliances with young boys.
Just so ya know...
Jesus. I learn something new every day on dlisted. Whoa.
For some reason, David Gest reminds me of the Cowardly Lion.
I don't know if there's a slang antonym for "power bottom," but it would be a passive bottom.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Submitted by jbean on May 10, 2008 - 11:41am.
just a question...what kind of 'bottom' is there other than a power bottom? i thought i was hip to the lingo but i keep thinking...'sissy bottom'? i can't come up with one-?? help!!
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Not really sure, some of this shit MK throws out I have to go look up at the urbandictionary.com site. :p
"Licorice & Tangerine"! I love it. I spit my coffee on my keyboard, but that only makes me love it more.
Submitted by devilgirl on May 10, 2008 - 10:33am.
Is that the Gest of Liza Minnelli? They do make quite the gay pair!
Yep! David Gest is Liza's second gay husband. Jack Haley, Jr. was the first. Her father, Vincent Minnelli was gay, too. Liza's mom, Judy Garland, also married two gay men, Minnelli, and Mark Herron. Judy's father himself was driven out of town because of his dalliances with young boys.
Just so ya know...
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
just a question...what kind of 'bottom' is there other than a power bottom? i thought i was hip to the lingo but i keep thinking...'sissy bottom'? i can't come up with one-?? help!!
Seeing these two fruitopians together has suddenly given me a craving for fresh coochie. That's a first!
LOL! MK I bet your email account is full of offers and crude photos now!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Is that the Gest of Liza Minnelli? They do make quite the gay pair!
what a puuurrrrrrty pair.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Are we 100% sure they aren't father and son?
I think they were buying a copy of Dr. Tobias Funke's book, "The Man Inside Me"
Submitted by cocoebert on May 10, 2008 - 8:07am.
I have noticed that metrosexual thing in Europe, but this Peter Andre guy has *distinct* gay face.
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Submitted by modianos on May 10, 2008 - 8:04am.
if i send MK a poster of these 2 with gay gaykin photoshopped in there, could i turn him straight long enuff to get some...
heehee. Morning!
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
What's gayer than gay?? Adding Big Gay Al to this photo!!!!
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Having sex with pepaws is a tricky and unsexy situation.
Even Harvey thinks Peter Andre is gay.
Ah well, hope the new couple is happy.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
how the hell did they meet? who introduced them? you see, gay sluts always have a way of sniffing each other out - and you two, gay al is --> that way!
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if you aint' sexing at least once a day, you might as well be a eunuch!!