Saturday, May 10th 2008
What's Gayer Than Gay?
What the gay?! Seeing these two fruitopians together has suddenly given me a craving for fresh coochie. That's a first! Too much fug gayness in one place. I guess it is possible for two power bottoms to find love with each other.
Here's Peter Andre and David Gest leaving some store together in London yesterday. I really hope they were discussing plans for a new disco duo they are forming called "Licorice and Tangerine."
Now I must go and look at the men's underwear section of the JcPenney catalog. If that can't bring my craving for cock back, nothing can!
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Can't two gay men go specialty-food-shopping and have Italian coffee together without people suspecting they're gay?
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
The thing is, if you go to Greece or Turkey (where I'm from), there are masses of men that look like Peter Andre and they're not necessarily gay (though many are).
I know he's from Australia but he's originally from Cyprus, and the guys there are all metro-sexual, sometimes to the extreme. To Americans though, they all seem gay.
hmmm...i wonder...if i send MK a poster of these 2 with gay gaykin photoshopped in there, could i turn him straight long enuff to get some...
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Submitted by Bjork You on May 10, 2008 - 7:44am.
Liza's first husband, Peter Allen, was gay. So was her father.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
BIF! OOOF! It's a 1-2 knockout punch of gay. I'm bleeding lavender!
"Rubbers break"
Please, people marry for different reasons. There are plenty of straight people who marry and are miserable, too. Besides, if Liza and David never married, we would never have seen such magnificent wedding photos.
David looks like he is auditioning to play a character named Zoltar. Also, from a distance the package he's carrying (no, not that one) looks like a bag of sanitary napkins (same white, dark blue, and light green colouring).
Can we have another picture please? We've run out of quips.
t.i.a.
I'd rather see Peter Andre and Gest together than Baby Gayface. They actually make a cute couple.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 7:18am.
Can't two straight men go specialty-food-shopping and have Italian coffee together without people suspecting they're gay?
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No. not if they're dressed like that. I can't even describe it.
Submitted by name_optional on May 10, 2008 - 7:10am.
gay men who marry women are an abomination.
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Women who marry gay men are stupid. You can't tell me the didn't know/couldn't tell. If women weren't so self-seeking they might not find themselves in an embarrassing situation. I'm just guessing on the embarrassed part. whatev.
Can't two straight men go specialty-food-shopping and have Italian coffee together without people suspecting they're gay?
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
what's wrong with David Gest's face? Is that what bad plastic surgery looks like?
bleep...bleep...Bleep...BLeep...BLEep...BLEEp...BLEEP...BLEEP...ZZZZzzzap!!!
My gaydar just short-circuted! Too much input all at once!
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gay men who marry women are an abomination.