The Return Of Kelly Taylor
Brenda Walsh better have something to say about this! Jennie Garth has officially joined the Beverly Hills 90210 remake as that ice bitch Kelly Taylor. Kelly will is a guidance counselor at West Beverly Hills High. The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Jennie will not be a series regular. Thank God! I could never look at Kelly the same way again after what she did to Brenda!
Tori Spelling and Ian Ziering are also lobbying for parts. WTF! The only two bitches from the original show that should come back are Brenda and Nat from The Peach Pit. Seriously, they have to bring back Nat. Who the hell is going to help these twats with their problems while serving them shitty looking pie?
The remake also stars Lori Loughlin, Jessica Walter, AnnaLynne McCord, Dustin Milligan, Ryan Eggold and Shenae Grimes.
Below is a classic fight between Kelly and Dylan, because he doesn't listen to a thing she says. Um...Kelly....nobody does!
Kelly's rockin' some serious eyebrows in the top pic...
i missed kelly taylor.
I couldn't stand the squeaking or squeal Kelly would make when she made out with her boyfriends on the show.
This show is doomed to fail. I only liked the original for the first 3 seasons, then it got ridiculous. I do have fond memories of Brandon though....
her pants and vest bring back such fond 90's memories..
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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i will hit anything that moves and stil has bodyfluids in it.
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If she's going to guide girls to get their way with their vaginas and crack then she's perfect for the job.
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Hey guys!
Waving.
Yeah, I look like my avvie, rode hard and put away wet!
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LMAO @ mike!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
So, christine the hoff, you currently look like your avie all wasted? Sorry to hear about your long shift!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 10, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Christine, I think you'll need to be in a similar state of mind to enjoy the show, if it ever airs.
A guidance councilor? Did they think making her a bag lady would have been too obvious?
LOL!!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I have nothing to add, except I worked an eleven hour shift and I am currently retarded.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
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Will she "counsel" some lucky male student in the WAYS OF THE COUGAR? I'd watch that.
oops! sorry for the double post, i'm on my phone
so there I was, sitting at the gate in philly....realizing I am SO ADDICTED to dlisted I even read it on my phone in between flights. mk you are hbic in my book...i might write you in on a ballot even....
so there I was, sitting at the gate in philly....realizing I am SO ADDICTED to dlisted I even read it on my phone in between flights. mk you are hbic in my book...i might write you in on a ballot even....
so there I was, sitting at the gate in philly....realizing I am SO ADDICTED to dlisted I even read it on my phone in between flights. mk you are hbic in my book...i might write you in on a ballot even....
Submitted by modianos on May 10, 2008 - 7:29pm.
and his vette *drool* wait...is it legal for women to salivate over a car?
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If it isn't, I should be locked up. I've been doing it for years.
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Submitted by zoloftpony on May 10, 2008 - 4:42pm.
STEVE SANDERS!
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and his vette *drool* wait...is it legal for women to salivate over a car?
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
*sigh*
Those were the days . . .
I was in Grade 8 when I watched this. They look so much older now, for some reason.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on May 10, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Dylan looks like he's 30.
...LOL homeslice WAS 30!
what type of cheesy fight was that anyway? You can't even have good make up sex after that!! Blah! "You don't listen to me" *whine, whine*
I'd be like "what?"
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Tick "None comprehended."
Mike-- I know-- and I respect that. You seem to deal equally well with the lady admirers as you do with the men. That is a sign of a man who is comfortable within himself. Good for you (although it's got to go to your head a little, and it should).
Submitted by mike on May 10, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Mike, If I were younger and single I would be flirting. You are going to make someone happy. So,,you also attract old ladies.
90210 was at the height of its popularity when I was about 6 or 7. My mom never let me watch it, which pissed me off a great deal because I couldn't watch MTV either. One night I was sleeping over at my "cool" aunts house and she let me watch 90210.... and I just didn't think it was that great, but I was only 7. I did develop a huge crush on Jason Presitly though, and I wrote him a letter and then when I was like, 15, I got an autographed picture of him. Hotness.
Dylan only listened to his dick. And Kelly slept with everyone, only to turn around and say they only wanted her body. If that slut is going to be a councellor, they need to make Brenda the principal.
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not at all. im probably the biggest 90210 fan and I don't want to see this trainwreck!
kelly taylor is the biggest tramp ever on tv. and she's gonna be a councelor high school students?! is that a joke? is she gonna tell16 y/os to "never rely on they guy?" and dylan's absence from this cast better be explained by a marriage w children to brenda!
STEVE SANDERS!
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 10, 2008 - 6:17pm.
I can deal. I'm normally a gay magnet (though I'm not receptive).
Submitted by platypus on May 10, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Is it wrong that I never watched this show
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I didn't watch this drama fest either.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
No Mike, it's not wrong. But you better take your picture back down-- the ladies were all salivating over you again last night. Nothing wrong with that, just looking out for a brother.
Bradiful,
I was a fan of Dynasty. The overacting was delicious!
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Lucy Goosey on May 10, 2008 - 4:50pm
Oooo, I loved Dynasty and Dallas.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Is it wrong that I'm not looking forward to this show?
Well, if the are remaking this show, its just a matter of time before Hollywood starts to churn updated versions of Knots Landing, Dynasty, the Colbys and other 80's melodramas.
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Oy, I watched this mess.
I ♥'ed Dylan.
The first couple seasons were the best bitch TV on.
Then everyone got nice and warm and fuzzy, bleh...
Gossip Girl is the new teen black, this shit fest doesn't stand a chance.
*note: I do not watch Gossip Gay*
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Dylan looks like he's 30.
I watched 90210 on and off when it was on but I won't support this shit.
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Submitted by platypus on May 10, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Is it wrong that I never watched this show
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If not watching this show is wrong then I don't wanna be right.
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hehehehheheh....
I used to watch Jason Preistley's dog for him....cool French Bulldog named Swifty Lugnuts.....
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Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam. When you're in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don't have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 2:28pm.
I was in college- we loved this show!
*gurgle, gurgle*
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
I went to North Beverly Hills High--you know, in Van Nuys.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
90210 was a great show. I am 28 so I remember pretty much of the series. I am annoyed they are making a new series. My guess it will bomb like most remakes. Except Star Wars series.
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that depends platypus- how old were you when the show was on? lol
I was in college- we loved this show!
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Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam. When you're in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don't have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboa
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They should get Britney to play the guidance counselor.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by platypus on May 10, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Is it wrong that I never watched this show
I hope not: same here. I guess I have a sense for what the premise is, but that's all second-hand.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
OMFG, I love Kelly! 90210 was the best.
That is so ridiculous- like Kelly Taylor would ever become a HS Guidance Counselor. Aaron Spelling must be spinning in his grave.
Continuity, please?
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Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam. When you're in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don't have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard
Is it wrong that I never watched this show
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