Brit Brit, Is That You?
It could be my hangover playing tricks on me, but it took a few blinks for me to realize this was Jamie Lynn and not Brit Brit. Damn. Homegirl is so tan, classy and ......miserable. She's the new MiserAlba! Although, it doesn't really work on her, because her name isn't Alba. Jamie Lynn Scowls. Naw, that doesn't work. Anyway, the girl needs to drop a good queef and wipe that frown off her face. It could be worse, she could be Brit Brit! Jamie Lynn should think about that.
Here's JL in Mississippi yesterday on her way to a club to drink her grouchiness away. No, she's on her way to her second baby shower. Brit Brit probably ruined the first one by constantly farting, so Jamie Lynn's friends are making it up to her by throwing her a second one.
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I think she looks cute...
She'll be a better mom than Brit - hell, who wouldn't ???
Submitted by kaykaykay on May 12, 2008 - 6:13am.
I think that you who say negative things toward her are just jealous!
I say negative things about her because she and her white-trash, nouveau-riche family are hilarious. The photos from Kentwood are especially telling. I have no desire to be them or to live like them.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Submitted by kaykaykay on May 12, 2008 - 8:13am.
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What a lame and immature "argument". Why would anybody be jealous of a sixteen year old pregnant girl with a fucked up family? Because she has some money? So what?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
I think that you who say negative things toward her are just jealous! She looks cute and I love the dress.
She looks like fucking Anna Nicole Smith.
The last thing I need to see when I'm pumping my $4.00 gasoline is a pregnant 16 year old driving a Range Rover.
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
would someone please tell this hillbilly, a prego woman, or in this case, girl, aint suppose to be tannin'? not from a tanning bed, not from the sun, and not from chemicals. what kind of a hosehound tries to look hot when they are prego! she is going to be a shitty mother, i can already tell.
I don't know about the dress...to me, it just looks like a $21.99 dress from Forever 21.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
oh, it's gonna be soo fun for the parents to look back at Jamie Lynn's teenage years... the world is her oyster, soo young, soo fresh, soo.... pregnant
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"But I would not give you false hope,
on this strange and mournful day.
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no, she is not Brit, i believe. Brit is more beautiful and sexy, i'm her fans and i have most of her pics and videos which i put on a free interracial dating club www.intimatemingle.com and i like to sharing with my friends on that web.
Moist, clammy, smelly, all sweaty...poon and all. A big fat tranny mess. And I HATE the Payless shoes. WHORE.
I hope she farts out an Asian ching chong baby.
Tell me - why is the number on her licence plate blurred out?? I mean, we've seen this chick's sister's kitty-cat, and no doubt we'll be seeing JL's vage in the very near future. So why not show her tag number?? What, are we gonna call the Loosey-anna Highway Dept and find out where the skank lives? We already know that! Get Google Earth and you can see their home in Bent-wood already.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I dressed like this while I was pregnant but I was not 16 or 17. Proving once again how similar her and Shitney are.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on May 11, 2008 - 7:25pm.
I hope the baby comes out black.
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I hope the baby comes out black.
Aerialgreen, your avatar is excellent.
Carry on.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on May 11, 2008 - 10:08am.
Judging by her miserable look, she's probably wishing she'd used birth control.
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Actually that is her full acting range face, seems she has yet to leave her Zoe character, that or she is actually miserable all the time.
Oh, JL, get your ugly face out of the media! It's your boyfriend everyone wants to see, not YOU!! He's the cute one in this relationship (uh, did I say "relationship"? 'scuse me, I meant "fuckingship"). You're going to friggin baby showers and he's...hangin' out with his buds, doing what most guys do at that age, with their buds - behind closed doors, with plenty of vasoline, for the "cut" buds. Givin' that big ole sausage a major hammerin - and LOVIN' it, too. HOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
So...more pix of Casey, less of this slut! (although I would TOTALLY kill for those yellow Shauna Sands-looking heels).
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
PSL, Google "fucked-up family" and I'm certain the Smears klan pic comes up! :)
Hi dv8!
I still can't believe she's left on her own, while Lynna and Jamie are with Britney. That's just so fucked up.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
And here, kids, is ample proof that Pucci is good in small doses only!
Great rainbow cow look she is rockin'.
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Yellow hooker heels on a hickpregnantteenager works so well together, along with the rainbow bright dress. Lovely.
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Jamie Lynn SNEERS! Duh, MK... can't you get dick off your brain long enough to come up with that one?
Jamie Lynn look classy? yeah mike you must be experiencing a major hangover because she looks like a pack a skiddles.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Wow, what party is she late to? LMAO
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Yea, no, the shoes, well it's not like she can see them at this point.
It would have been way cuter with flats or cute flip flops. I can't say I fully hate the dress, how ever I am not 16, pregnant, unwed, the sister of the Tacky Queen, pumping my own gas and had celebrated my birthday at Wal-Mart.
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I didn't know RAMPAGE had a teen maternity line. It's good to know that pregnant teenage hillbillies can look trashy and cheap throughout the entire term.
Cheesus, I can't hate on her, I can't imagine being in that condition at the age of 16/17. Good for her for dressing up during the later stages because it isn't easy; I also wore heels during my pregnancy... doctor approved.
So this is what Gas Station Hookers in Louisiana look like.
That dress and those shoes are the fierceness, I don't care what anyone says.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
The black guy in the last picture is cool...
Also, is it ok to tan while pregnant? It seems like there'd be lots of chemicals if she is doing the spray tanning...
Seeing her pregnant makes me all the more thankful my boyfriend didn't knock me up when I was 16. But God, I remember those scares... hah.
those heels are hideous.
Wada-tah!
@ Mike- then you'll remember Jamie would also need some little socks with ruffles on them at the ankles to be just like that girl in the video. Funny. Heels and ruffled ankle socks. I always thought their videos were great.
"You gotta go through it so see there ain't nothin' to it" - Gary Busey
Don't get me srarted...don't EVEN get me started on this.
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dear God, those shoes are abortion inducing, can you imagine if she fell? is that what she's aiming at?
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 11, 2008 - 7:50am.
That outfit is gorgeous. I love the shoes. She has gotten bigger. Good luck to Jamie.
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you did NOT just say that.
She has taste like her sister- nonexistent.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
That outfit and the yellow shows brought to mind ZZ Tops' Legs video (the main girl after she's given the make-over by the "bad" girls):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNvOPN1LoQ4
She looks like Lisa Marie Presley (in the mouth esp.)..and I was mortified having even one baby shower. Mostly close friends. I didn't make people at work feel obligated to go and buy me something like my boss did. Ugh. I made sure it was nice but relaxed and no stupid games allowed. I feel weird having anyone buy me stuff and I have to sit and open the gifts in front of them on top of that. I was glad when it was over.
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"You gotta go through it so see there ain't nothin' to it" - Gary Busey
Jamie Lynn is a hundred thousand times prettier than Britney. But just give her 5 years and I'm sure the meth face will be showing....
Her tan is hideous. She's past the orange stage and is moving on to a lovely shade of maroon.
I do feel sorry for her though. Rich or not, living in that family can't be a picnic.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
isn't tanning bad for the baby? ( i don't really know the answer to this ...)
and i'm not into yellow but CUTE shoes
I see she does business with those Bank of America thives!!
Bank of America credit card
Pull a MK, "Try to get the #s off of it!" LOL
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lmao @ the last pic with her pumping gas....and who is the black dude? LOL
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@ no words: much as I believe cigarettes are only the tip of the iceberg this ho has ingested while pregnant, I think that's her credit card.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Are those cigarettes in her hand? Shit!
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Dramaqueen, thanks for the link. That works out, since I'm permanently stuck in the 70's anyway. Something to do with a bad mushroom. But I digress. If it's good enough for Billy Carter, it's good enough for... well, Billy Carter! ♥
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Somebody tell Jamie-Lynn no matter how high the skirt or hooker heels, pregnant isn't sexy.
Morning, IG! I believe you'd have to travel back to the '70s (or there may possibly be some on ebay). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Beer
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she has it backwards, you're supposed to wear the whore shoes BEFORE you get knocked up.