Engaged?
Owen Wilson is planning to marry Kate Hudson a year after he tried to off himself over their break-up. Yes, commemorate one tragedy with another! The News of the World reports that Owen proposed to Kate in Miami and wants to marry her next year. The Florida humidity must eff with some of these people's brains. Owen marrying Kate? Aniston and Mayer?
A source told The News of the World, “Kate supported Owen during his low patch and that proved to him she’s the woman he wants to be with for ever. He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional.”
Screw Kate! Owen should marry his one true love, Woody Harrelson! Nobody understands him the way Woody does. Mary Jane can be the maid of honor and a hookah pipe can be the best man.
I kinda like them together - they are a cute couple...
They look like they could be brother & sister.
Submitted by krused on May 11, 2008 - 3:28pm.
that is not a recent picture. That is from one of the premieres of "You, Me and Dupree".
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
I thought Owen Wilson was dead.
Oh, that must've been his career I was thinking about.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Submitted by krused on May 11, 2008 - 6:28pm.
I'm so happy for them. It's obviously true love. They look so happy! Look at their eyes! You idiots can crawl back under your rocks now.
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Obviously! Because you can totally tell how people feel by their picture. Take my driver's license picture for example. I look like a serial killer.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by krused on May 11, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Yeah, nothing says happy like a failed suicide attempt. Try it you'll see!
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I'm so happy for them. It's obviously true love. They look so happy! Look at their eyes! You idiots can crawl back under your rocks now.
Oh yeah. That marriage will last. They're both so wack they make pi look rational.
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 2:55pm.
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You're (hee hee) secret is safe with me. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 11, 2008 - 11:42am.
I am sending out secret mind-signals to Salma to dump the billionaire and come live with me in poverty and ignorance. So far, I think it's working--her pix look unhappy recently. Longing, you might say.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 2:36pm.
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I literally just choked on my homemade Chard. (not to mention my wine.) You and Salma must have been separated at birth. I wish I knew how to type the motorboat sound. Brrrrr just sounds like I'm cold.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by MsTriste on May 11, 2008 - 1:42pm.
They look like brother and sister. Ever notice how people tend to fall in love with people that look like themselves?
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Every time I walk by a mirror.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by MsTriste on May 11, 2008 - 1:42pm.
They look like brother and sister. Ever notice how people tend to fall in love with people that look like themselves?
James and Angie
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Bwahahahahahahaha, you da shit.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 11, 2008 - 11:34am.
Salma and I.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 2:33pm.
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Michael and LaToya.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by MsTriste on May 11, 2008 - 1:42pm.
They look like brother and sister. Ever notice how people tend to fall in love with people that look like themselves?
James and Angie.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by MsTriste on May 11, 2008 - 1:42pm.
They look like brother and sister. Ever notice how people tend to fall in love with people that look like themselves? (Like Tom and Katie) Psychologists have studied it.
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I read something about that. It makes perfect sense that people are subconsciously attracted to something in another person that reminds them of themselves. My ex and I were once asked if we were brother and sister. Then I divorced him and took a shower. *shudders*
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But then again, what do I know?
What an idiot.
Wait until she cheats on him with her next co-star.
She seems to have a bad habit of doing that.
They look like brother and sister. Ever notice how people tend to fall in love with people that look like themselves? (Like Tom and Katie) Psychologists have studied it. Can't remember what it's supposed to *mean* though.
That bong those dudes made out of a human skull should definitely be in the Wilson-Harrelson wedding party.
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what s she gonnaa do when he wants to off himself again.
Submitted by Deb on May 11, 2008 - 7:39am.
Submitted by Paquita on May 11, 2008 - 10:26am.
I bet they just smoke pot and giggle. Great marriage!
Hey, it works for the hubby and me!
I can't get past Owen's dick-nose.
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LMAO! That's what my bf calls him. That and anus lips.
Morning everyone!
I agree Sheeps- they should just be together- Kurt and Goldie have been together forever, and Kate has one failed marriage behind her.....
This is from NOTW though, so it's probably a crock of shit.....
SPEAKING of "Crock"...I drove down Robertson yesterday and there was a HUGE crowd of paps at the Nanette Lepore store- but 2 doors down, CHRISSY CROCKER was posing ALL BY HIMSELF, with ONE person taking pictures...I cracked up!
Still don't know who was in the store.....
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Deb on May 11, 2008 - 10:39am.
Submitted by Paquita on May 11, 2008 - 10:26am.
I bet they just smoke pot and giggle. Great marriage!
Hey, it works for the hubby and me!
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Deb, from where did you get that my comment was sarcastic?
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by Paquita on May 11, 2008 - 10:26am.
I bet they just smoke pot and giggle. Great marriage!
Hey, it works for the hubby and me!
I can't get past Owen's dick-nose.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Oh! Forgot to mention they do their highlights together. Now the have two things in common, pot and dying their goldie locks .
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I bet they just smoke pot and giggle. Great marriage!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I don't get this relationship. He's unstable and she's a serial dater. It ain't gonna work.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Why does this bitch want to get married again? She should look at her mom's experience with Kurt for inspiration. Owen is a druggie toolbag just like her ex. And he can't say no to free poon on the side, just like her ex. WTF?
For some reason, the words "snowball" and "hell" keep popping into my head.
Oh, and "giggity". But that one just makes me smile.
And Sheeps, I agree with you re Goldie and Kurt. If it ain't broke...
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But then again, what do I know?
Good grief, FL heat IS fucking with everyone & we haven't even had a hurricane yet.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Why don't they do a trial run and live together for awhile, like Goldie and Kurt? Marriage doesn't bode well.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
I forsee another tragedy down the road. Owen just seems deeply messed up.
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They have to read a book to learn what to do
I'll decide what I think when we find out if it's real or not, but most likely I won't care until they start spawning, then I'll care for the poor kids (not to forget the one she already has).
How do you do it, MK? You make me almost wee myself laughing even on a Sunday! You fucking hot bitch!
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