Sunday, May 11th 2008

One Big Creepy Family

Tommy Girl dragged the whole clan out yesterday to see his man, David Beckham, play that sport where they kick a ball around. Tommy wants to be that ball soooo bad. It was nice of Tommy to let Isabella and Connor out of their alien cages. He made them come to the game or else they would have to spend 6-months at Scientology camp. They are still having nightmares over the last time they were there.

Katie's hair is looking more and more "Stepford Wifey" each day. One day she's going to show up wearing and apron and carrying a fresh baked apple pie. They creep me the fuck out! These pictures look like stills from "The Others."

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Submitted by robrr1118 on May 12, 2008 - 2:38pm.

Even with all the negative and ridiculous crap thrown at them they look like a normal and average family
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Go back where you came from, you Scifag piece of crap. Go join some Sea Org, eat shit and live!

We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

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This photo-op brought to you by the church of scientology.

Sad. sad. sad. No amount of PR is going to get people to like you again so just take your alien freak show and go away.

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A few things- I don't think he's gay, either. I think he doesn't have any concept of how to love someone and thinks that caring for someone is the same as controlling them to make sure they're "safe".

I do like how hands-on they are with Suri. I very much dislike Tom Cruise- his image is completely ruined for me but I can did that their little girl is comfortable with both parents- cuddly and snuggly.

Katie isn't even recognizable to me. I grew up (bold faced lie- I was in my twenties) watching her on Dawson's Creek and while she never blew me away with her acting, it's sad how far she's gotten from being a young woman in her twenties with a young family. She just looks old and aged and affected- I don't believe for a second that if Tom hadn't come around that she'd be as matronly and always "on" as she is now.

I feel a bit sorry for Connor and Isabella. I won't ever fault someone for adopting kids, I just wish it seemed like they weren't torn between their parents.

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Even with all the negative and ridiculous crap thrown at them they look like a normal and average family

crazed's picture

Wow! Very telling pix. The adopted kids have been usurped by princess Suri and now they just sit on the sidelines looking bored and miserable while their little sister....gets all the attention. Tom doesn't even glance at them. I see lots of therepy in their future.

At least Brad Pitt makes an effort to "pretend" that he loves the adopted ones as much as his own.

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DOES ANYONE KNOW?

...why Nic & Tom adopted 2 kids when they can have their own biological kids now?
Is it 'cause Tom is gay & it just was a marriage of convenience?
Or did Nicole not want to ruin her body?
Or C)NONE OF THE ABOVE
Or D)A & B

Has anyone ever confronted either one on this issue?
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I think I read somewhere that Nicole couldn't have kids b/c of a etopic pregnancy? In the article they state she tried to keep it under wraps but it got out somehow....and I really can't recall where I read it...I know it was on line.
I read the bio on Cruise, and I believe there might have been something in the book about it...I'd look-but I borrowed the book from the library.

I could be wrong about all of this...my mind is going....old age, you know.

Funny, I don't see crazy Cruise as being gay. Self-absorbed, controlling, and full of himself, yeah, but gay? Nah. Again, that's just me.

My heart goes out to all his victims....er, I mean family...they don't seem too happy, esp the adopted kids. I wonder if they got enrolled in the Sea Org yet...poor kids.

Isabella look so bored.

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DOES ANYONE KNOW?

...why Nic & Tom adopted 2 kids when they can have their own biological kids now?
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E) because suri is not toms biological child. Remember how they announced katies pregnancy immediately after they met/married and how weirdly long it lasted. And then how suri wasn't seen in public for months (until her age was less distinguishable)

This perfect little family is SO FUCKED UP!! Fucking scientology.

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DR.FUNK

Soccer Sucks

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Tommy Girl looks certifiable, and in the company of the saddest family ever.

Katie looks drugged, Suri looks like a spoiled handful, and Bella and Conor look desperately unhapppy.

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I feel bad for Connor and Isabella too. On top of everything else, they now have to deal with Suri and her bullshit. You know that baby is obnoxious and gets every little thing she wants.

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I bet Isabella has "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in heavy ro on her iPod.

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I'm surprised he didn't leave them back in the hollow tree, baking cookies.

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Lipstick's picture

Poor Connor and Isabella. At least they have each other in this world.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 11, 2008 - 9:30pm.
The kid holds her ears everytime Daddy talks.Smart Kid.

and she's gettin' pretty used to hittin' the bottle... she's gonna need that trick to survive the brainwashing

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"But I would not give you false hope,
on this strange and mournful day.
When the mother and child reunion,
is only a motion away."

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I saw that nobody watched his damn Oprah interviews....only 41%, when last time it was 67....

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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 11, 2008 - 9:22pm.
ESE and DA,
The only one who looks like they're enjoying this is Tommygirl.
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Yeah, the guy is off his nut! That grin gives me the creeps.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 11, 2008 - 9:25pm.

Hahaha.
The kid holds her ears everytime Daddy talks.Smart Kid.

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Suri will be taller than Tom by the age of 5.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 11, 2008 - 9:22pm.
The only one who looks like they're enjoying this is Tommygirl.

hey, Man5!.... yeah... such as his movies

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"But I would not give you false hope,
on this strange and mournful day.
When the mother and child reunion,
is only a motion away."

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ESE and DA,
The only one who looks like they're enjoying this is Tommygirl.

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Tom, Katie, David, well, let's just add in Posh.... TOOLS... the lot of 'em

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"But I would not give you false hope,
on this strange and mournful day.
When the mother and child reunion,
is only a motion away."

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In that pic where Isabella is holding the baby doll and looking at Katie..she's saying..."Give me my bottle back or this doll get's it! The bottle's mine, not Suri's! I need my bottle!" I'm gettin' a really angry vibe from that girl.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Albatross's picture

Damn, Katie looks *old*.

BeigeBaby's picture

DOES ANYONE KNOW?

...why Nic & Tom adopted 2 kids when they can have their own biological kids now?
Is it 'cause Tom is gay & it just was a marriage of convenience?
Or did Nicole not want to ruin her body?
Or C)NONE OF THE ABOVE
Or D)A & B

Has anyone ever confronted either one on this issue?

i love to watching their happiness so much, i found more information about them on the free interracial dating club www.intimatemingle.com. i believe that the people on that web love them very much.

What's the little one doing putting her hands over her ears? Is she receiving erratic high-pitched soundwaves from the mothership? Or does the barley cocktail make her ears ultra sensitive? Maybe she's just pulling her hair out.

Katie looks like she is exhausted, proboly sick of all of Tommy Girls bs. Suri always looks the same. Tom is still a creepy fucker anyway you look at it. Isabella looks depressed. Connor is the only normal looking one.

Submitted by Chilletta on May 11, 2008 - 4:26pm.

They both seem ready for an institution, not the institution of marriage, however.
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LOL!!!

Their both weak-minded freaks. No wonder they got suckered in. I really feel sorry for Nicole's kids.

Look how the two freaks started their PR show when they saw the camera. What a couple of fucktards!

nanunanu, then how do they explain the still-living hordes who eagerly watched that South Park episode?

And how nice that he allowed the purchased kids to come out for awhile, in the glorious sunlight that is usually reserved for him, his beard, and the oh-so-perfect robo-baby. I bet they just LOVE him.

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*GAG*

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Submitted by Chimp on May 11, 2008 - 12:56pm.
b. or their surname is Duggar

HAHAHAHA.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

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isabella and connor do not look happy at all.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Isabella and Connor both look kinda fat, I guess they must eat their feelings. They just look SO happy to their with Tommy and his perfect wife and perfect baby. *gag* (even though Suri just looks more and more "special" in every new pic. It wouldn't surprise me if she's autistic, in several pics she does classic "signs of..." things)
Plus Isabella and Connor both have a homo vibe, Isabella espesh! I see a Harley in her future...

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They both seem ready for an institution, not the institution of marriage, however.

And why is a 2-year-old still sucking on a bottle?

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Tom seems to have recovered partially from his bipolar disorder. Now instead of a fully manic episode he has downgraded to hypomanic...or maybe that's just the valium talking

Look at the photo of them standing up. For all the rest of KatE's skeletal appearance, that doesnt make sense. She looks three months pregnant!

~Catahoulagirl

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That's a mannequin in the red shirt.

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Submitted by soul on May 11, 2008 - 3:10pm.

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Tom sees a hair out of place on Kats head. "I have told you about this liebchen!!"
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That reminds me of the Valkyrie movie. "No one farts on MY set and gets away with it!!" PFFFT!!!

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Tom sees a hair out of place on Kats head. "I have told you about this liebchen!!"
12th thumb-Tom warned Kat never to look at Becks.

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 11, 2008 - 2:52pm

Ha,ha, but seriusly i dont see alot of people who play soccer this bored at a game , Tommygirl must be sucking the life out of this kids

Suri is adorable.. everything else.. eh!

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Submitted by yiooooooo on May 11, 2008 - 2:47pm.

maybe Isabella is that serius because the team is losing , she use to play soccer
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Hahaha, yioooooo! You sound like a "the glass is always half full" kind of person. I like it.

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maybe Isabella is that serius because the team is losing , she use to play soccer

madam s.'s picture

Tom's "teenagers" always look so profoundly beaten down and defeated. Whereas Katie looks like she's been fully lobotomized and is tanked on Happy Forget-All-Your-Troubles Xenu Cocktails.

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Submitted by nanunanu on May 11, 2008 - 7:33pm.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/2006/06/13/jenna_elfman_defends_her_re...
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Thanks for the link! That was so creepy, when Jenna Elfman was harrasing a guy with a comon "what are your crimes?" question, it reminded me on that bully in this video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ocw90W44Boc&feature=related

this one is also great, especially the second half:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y

Stock Broker's picture

Suri and Katiebot need to have their hard drives upgraded.

Little miss's picture

Isn't that unscrupulous, that Scientology call themselves a non-profit Church? It reminds on the official Dutch Pedophile Party, which call themselves “Brotherly Love, Freedom and Diversity Party” (PNVD, exist from 2006) which seeks to lower the age of sexual consent from 16 to 12 and legalise child pornography and sex with animals. Judge HFM Hofhuis ruled Pedophile Party (PNVD) had the same right to exist as any other political party.

Another funny thing, or rather say, not funny at all, is that Cult Awareness Network (CAN) are ruled by Scientologists, which hide their dirty, greedy criminal hands under drug rehab centers, free homework help for children, dyslexy courses, ect.

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Katiebot's dress is as awful as her posture, particularly in the one picture that she was standing.
I've gotta say this, Suri looks very lifeless to me, very dull, very listless.
She is a very rich little girl no doubt, but I don't think any other little girl out there should envy her.

in fact, I would bet that most teens seen genuinely smiling/laughing and having a great time with their parents are when:

a. the parent is high on coke with them - dina where are you?
b. or their surname is Duggar
c. their parents just bought them a bmw.