Sunday, May 11th 2008
One Big Creepy Family
Tommy Girl dragged the whole clan out yesterday to see his man, David Beckham, play that sport where they kick a ball around. Tommy wants to be that ball soooo bad. It was nice of Tommy to let Isabella and Connor out of their alien cages. He made them come to the game or else they would have to spend 6-months at Scientology camp. They are still having nightmares over the last time they were there.
Katie's hair is looking more and more "Stepford Wifey" each day. One day she's going to show up wearing and apron and carrying a fresh baked apple pie. They creep me the fuck out! These pictures look like stills from "The Others."
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 11, 2008 - 1:52pm.
This is a TommyGirl thread. Fairness has no place here!
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that is fair too!! lol.
Submitted by Chimp on May 11, 2008 - 10:48am.
to be fair,
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This is dlisted. This is a TommyGirl thread. Fairness has no place here!
(but I know what you mean about that "anywhere but here" attitude)
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
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to be fair, when I was Isabella's age, every time I had to attend some event (like this one) with my parents, I looked like I could commit murder with my eyes... Isabella most likley wishes she were in some parking lot smoking cigarettes and posing for myspace pics with her friends instead. this is probably true, whether or not her parent is tom cruise, and probably even more true that it is!
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on May 11, 2008 - 1:30pm.
She is probably trained to shit at a certain time.
Nobody wears a fucking dress to a soccer game. Katie is becoming as creepy as Tom. Yuck.
New Scientologists are not allowed to hear certain things (such as the story of Xenu). Supposedly, people will get sick or die if they're not ready to receive this information. (As in, haven't paid the thousands of dollars for each course...)
As such, many young Scientologists have to cover their ears when topics are about to come up that they can't handle.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/2006/06/13/jenna_elfman_defends_her_re...
I bet that Suri has learned to automatically cover her ears whenever Scientology doctrine is referenced that she can't handle. Never mind that she's "an adult" already.
Oh god, I thought Isabella was the nanny! Her body language says to me, "I'm not of your ilk. I dress this way cuz I'm the paid help, and Suri may spit up on me." There's a weird vibe going on there. Like no one is really talking to each other, and that def she is not on the same wavelength as them. Looks fully posed, and no one is happy about it.
Except for deciding when to take a shit, I am not sure Katie Holmes makes a single decision in her life....She is in way over her little naive head. Talk about a Stepford Wife-JEEZ
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Guaranteed the kid could give two shits about the game, the noise from the fans cheering seems to bother her. Hope they left early.
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Submitted by funsten beewaxer on May 11, 2008 - 1:17pm.
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Word.
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But then again, what do I know?
I figured fans were screaming or music was playing so it's really loud. Kids hate loud noises.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
perhaps she has air bubbles in the middle ear from all that sucking on bottles.
well, it's easier to shove a bottle into a kid's mouth rather than interact with it, and it's easier for an adult to overwhelm a child by holding it, so that it won't run around and blow off steam. all the photos that have been shown depict someone who is showing off his trophies, not someone who has tender feelings for his spouse and child, not someone who knows what is good for the child's development or interested in the child's eventual independence. tommygirl
is undoubtedly a controlling person with a short temper and a few nasty habits. notice how compressed his mouth is when he isn't acting as a "happy family man".
The adopted kids look bored and out of place...I bet they're writing their tell-all books right now...damn I can't hardly wait!!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Isabella is totally going to come out with a "Daddy Dearest" book sometime in the future.
I can see it in her eyes.
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Submitted by gucci on May 11, 2008 - 11:47am.
I've said it before and i'll say it again. she's giving up way too much in order to obtain a career in hollywood. its not worth it kate!
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Katie's career is portraying the fictional character "Mrs. Tom Cruise".
kid on the bottle at that age could easily get rotten teeth.
Sippy cup time!
Suri is still on the bottle. Such a strong and independent woman cannot give up her bubby.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
I've said it before and i'll say it again. she's giving up way too much in order to obtain a career in hollywood. its not worth it kate!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by lovelyluca on May 11, 2008 - 9:12am.
Does she not look pregnant in a few of the photos?? Or is it just me?
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I totally see a baby bump in one of those photos.
Creeps.
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I agree Katie has completely lost her identity but those children have got it made. I don't feel sorry for them.
Isabella looks like she took Suri's doll away just to fuck with her. Hahaha!
Wheee! Connor and Isabella got out of Sea Org duty so Tommy can parade them around in public like the good little props they are. They look thrilled.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_org
stoptheact.com
I checked it out and its someones stuid blog calling out liars, well, you can be a liar, how would I know? I seeen it enough times.
OT That alien juice is starting to make her look different. I'm scared. Save Suri!
The 10th (!!) thumbnail is downright creepy.
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But then again, what do I know?
She definitely does have a bit of tummy pooch in the 2nd to last pic. She's also wearing an empire waist dress. Hmmmmmmm ....
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by Nell on May 11, 2008 - 11:24am.
That CAN be a sign of autisim. poor kid will wind up in the attic with revolta's son jet.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Poor kid is holding her ears.
Sensory issues?
Submitted by lsapozhnikov on May 11, 2008 - 12:19pm.
stoptheact.com
completely anonymous
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Don't you spammers ever take the day off? It's Mother's Day, for heaven's sake! Is nothing sacred?
Oh, and fuck you.
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But then again, what do I know?
KateBot's tummy is sticking out.
Katie looks absolutely homely and Tom looks psycho.
Bella Cruise is the spitting image of David Miscavige. Coincidence?
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
judging by kirstie ally, revolta , katie and tommy girl, scientology makes you either fat, fifty, or gay, or all of the above.
I'll stick with being a pagan, thank you.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
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jebus is she going to take that fucking bottle with her to kindergarten? are scios allowed to attend school? what a freakshow nightmare.
happy fucking mother's day, indeed.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Does she not look pregnant in a few of the photos?? Or is it just me?
Does Suri ever NOT have a bottle in her mouth?
Shit....
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
It looks like a kidnapping.
Body language experts would have a field day with these pics. I would love to hear what they had to say.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Her hair looks like helmet head. I wonder if his adopted kids will end up breaking away and writing a tell all. It might just be these pictures but the 2 older kids look like they are doing their own thing.
Oh and happy Mother's Day to any other moms on here! Remember everyone call your mother today:)
"You gotta go through it so see there ain't nothin' to it" - Gary Busey
Oooo what a treat his two older kids were allowed to come out from the basement just for the afternoon, so they can have a picture op and then send 'em packin again, leaving him and his perfect lil family, Katie and Suri-Bot..smh, those kids ,might be better off w/their mother,Nicole even though she looks like the living dead
Yeah, that's a very normal family. Becks and Posh should be concerned that Tom is stalking them, but maybe they relish the publicity, in whatever form? I don't trust people who proselytize, whatever religion they're promoting.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 11, 2008 - 11:48am.
I HATE her "style". She's not even 30 and dressing way too mature.
Then again, I know that she's not permitted to have any type of fun but dumb bitch signed up for this.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
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I agree. She looks years older than her actual age. Still, she did sign the dotted line on her contract so I have zero sympathy of her.
Submitted by KidL on May 11, 2008 - 10:46am.
Kool Aid Katie looks like shit. If this is the result of 'diet and exercise' then I will gladly stick to Prozac and therapy.
It seems every since Miracle Baby came along, Isabella and Connor were demoted to a step above the hired help.
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scientology kids ARE the help.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
I HATE her "style". She's not even 30 and dressing way too mature.
Then again, I know that she's not permitted to have any type of fun but dumb bitch signed up for this.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Kool Aid Katie looks like shit. If this is the result of 'diet and exercise' then I will gladly stick to Prozac and therapy.
It seems every since Miracle Baby came along, Isabella and Connor were demoted to a step above the hired help.
Katie looks ready to assume her duties on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise, next to Uncle Spock.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I wonder which kid is going to get caught driving down the wrong side of the freeway and chewing on the crack pipe first? My money is on Suri. After all, she IS a woman.
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But then again, what do I know?
It's not a tumor
im sure they dont know anthing about the sport, they are there to get their pic taken
Guys, Toommy girl is giving a "stare from the hell" to all of us on the very last picture! Scifags are watching us... boo!
Why can't Katie give Bella some diet and styling tips? I know, I know! Because Tommy Girl is doing that!
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"Diamonds less than 24 carats are just cheap trinkets and Bentleys are for losers who can’t afford Rolls". - From “Gilmore Girls”
The pic where Katie or should I call her Kate? is holding Suri's doll, looks like she thinks she's holding Suri, she doesn't know the difference between fictional daughter and plain stuffed doll.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Hate the hair. She should have left it, her nose, and Tommy Girl alone.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...