Worst Prize Ever

This contest blows! I think I've seen the ad for this contest before at www.Iamahopelessmasochist.com. I hear it was entered by a lot of people who hate themselves.

I always see this flapjack brain wear yellow which, ironically, is very fitting since she closely resembles Big Bird.
Sorry, Big Bird. No offense.

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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY

I hate to admit it, but I always love what she wears.

Damn, bitch got some long ass fingers!

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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)

I hope they bought her some Hohan leggings, built in kneepads seem to be all the rage.

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Is that Jason Castro in the 10th thumbnail? LOL

Hey Paris, you too! ;)

I've been studying for finals but just found the time to put up the perfect Wino avie I've always been longing for...

Don't ever change your avie, though, that is the perfect portrait to sum up the Hitler sisters' approach to life!

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Hey radio siren! Nice to see you!

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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse

Second place was getting your vagina sewed up by Helen Keller.

I would have opted for second place myself rather than be seen with this diseased threesome. The poster that said Parasite's hand looks like a talon is right.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

OMG! Check out this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1UXIBxjmOY

well, at least wonky's wearing yellow... finally owning the whole "Big Bird" thing, good for it... i mean her, yeah, i meant her

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"But I would not give you false hope,
on this strange and mournful day.
When the mother and child reunion,
is only a motion away."

love her smile, but i really do not know what kind of person she is. someone said many bad news about her is that true? who can tell me the news on the interracial dating club www.intimatemingle.com is true or false?

This planet really deserves to explode, though by some horrific irony I suspect that Paris will survive.

Did they force that woman to wear a Paris shirt? This entire idea should be embarrassing yet the woman seems delighted. Then again...look at her. Must be total excitement from her usual nights picking up guys at the Dairy Queen in her one-light town.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone

Kathy looks like shit. I guess years and years of doing coke has finally caught up.

I'd rather have an inflamed, foaming pus-filled puffy vulva than be seen with those filthy whores.

The Wonks, not the Wons
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

The worst part of all of this is you and I and I and our mothers all know the Wons will Make Fun of this woman behind her back later!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

I WOULD RATHER LET THE DEVIL FUCK ME IN THE ASS WIT A BRUNNING HOT FORK THEN SHOPPING WIT WONKEY THE SISTER THAT THROWS UP EVERYDAY AND THE MOTHER THAT DIDNT TEACH THESE SLUTS SHIT

***I'M MRS. LIFE STYLE OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS***
KISSES LASHON CARTER AKA QUEENBUNNY420 BITCHES
MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420

Isn't it redundant to tag this with both "Paris Hilton" AND "Trash"???

when i see her claw clutching her phone i wanna ask "do the chickens have large talons?"
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08

Second place was getting a testicle caught in a car door.

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Second place was first in line for waterboarding.

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

I didn't know Valtrex sponsored contests.

I would kick Wonky in the nuts and escape with some of those little dogs she's holding prisoner.

Which blonde chick?

Ah hell, they are all homely desperate attention insects anyway. Nevermind.

That chick looks a bit too old to be hanging out with those skanks. Unless she's an old skank revisiting her younger skank days with them. Still pathetic, though. I didn't know anyone over the age of 16 thought Parisite and Stikki were OMG so COOL!

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Donde esta Machine?

Nice to see this woman's prize was to go shopping with the Hiltwats and they don't even pay attention to her. They're too busy mugging for the cameras while she's behind a few steps like an indentured servant. Maybe the next contest winner they will have walking ahead of them with a bucket of rose petals throwing it at their feet. What a bunch of assholes, but so is that lady for wearing that Paris shirt.

Kathy looks like coked up cotton candy and that moron that won the prize should have never agreed to wear a t-shirt with "Paris" written on it!

HOLY COW! Look at the 10th thumbnail and Nickie's neck looks like a giraffe or one of those African woman they put plates on the stretch their necks! Her neck is longer than Mancoulter's by a good foot.

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Ummm, what was the second place prize?

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Submitted by madam s. on May 11, 2008 - 12:14pm.

VIPFlux.com appears to be on about his 5th day of a meth binge. Things are really coming apart at this point.
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ROTFLMAO!!!

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talking about perezhilton, i find his mom a little bit ugly, don't you think? :))

I would have cashed out that prize and spent it on dinner at Hometown Buffet.

Umm, don't you mean the Soup Plantation? Show some class MK :)

VIP seems to be in a state of flux.

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But then again, what do I know?

That contest winner certainly won a prize- the booby prize!!!!

by the way- VIPFLUX sux!!!! Go back to PerezHilton you loser

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Motherfluxer.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by etoxica on May 11, 2008 - 10:02am.

man he is not spamming!!
can't you see how desperate is he?
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Desperation does not excuse his behavior.

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VIPFlux.com appears to be on about his 5th day of a meth binge. Things are really coming apart at this point.

LMAO wth is going on here?! Well it IS a Wonky McValtrex thread, so it's almost like he did it in the right place [but I hate when they copy the same sentence over and over and to keep scrolling down UGH]

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VIP Redux.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

You're clogging the comments thread with flooded messages to MK who doesn't even frequently read the comments (that I know of). He does, however, answer every email he gets as far as I know, when he has the time (he's responded to me on a number of occasions with "Got that, thanks." or "yes I ran that story last week you must have missed it.", etc... always politely... such a great guy)

So why don't you stop being a petulant child, and wonder why WE don't appreciate that flooding, but we're suppose to know how much blood sweat and tears you put into your website and forgive you for being an asshole.

And yes, your website does appear clearly broken. If you'd asked about fixing it, rather than being an ass, you might have gotten help here. For some reason, domaintools acknowledges that your site exists ( I can see it in the text browser and the thumbnail ) but I cant' get my regular browsers to connect. As web support is my *BUSINESS* I could help you fix it if you weren't being an ass.

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Submitted by etoxica on May 11, 2008 - 10:03am.

Mrs Kravitz :))) michael emails you back? :)
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Yup. But then again, I am special.
Don't be wasting his time though. That he doesn't like.

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Submitted by etoxica on May 11, 2008 - 10:02am.

man he is not spamming!!

can't you see how desperate is he?
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nice that you registered 2 MINUTES AGO. VIP FLUX now has an alter ego too!

ok, I am going hiking, hopefully this desperate douchebag will be done by the time I get back....

see you in a bit!

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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse

Mrs Kravitz :))) michael emails you back? :)

PSL, exactly. If it walks like a flux, talks like a flux and acts like a flux, chances are it's a flux. :)

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But then again, what do I know?

man he is not spamming!!

can't you see how desperate is he?

Submitted by VIPFlux.com on May 11, 2008 - 10:00am.

Ya know what, tatala? I email michael all the time and he always emails me back. So click on CONTACT and send him and email.
Seriously, you need to calm down. Your blood pressure must be sky high. You're gonna have a stroke!

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if you act like an asshole, you ARE an asshole. No one here "made" you one. You are a fucking SPAMMER...and we hate spammers here.

EMAIL Micahel and then be PATIENT.

now, go work on your site, and have a nice day...please leave us alone.

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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse

VIP Reflux.

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But then again, what do I know?

Submitted by VIPFlux.com on May 11, 2008 - 9:54am.

Jeez, you seem a little wound up this morning. Too much coffee?

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Aww thanks Aphid. And yes people who have pets are mommies too. mine love the baby and I consider them both children!

This woman probably wore the Paris t on her own. Sad, she is probably a fan and a nice, hardworking lady. You can guarantee they all made fun if hehr behind her back when it was all over. Jerks.

"You gotta go through it so see there ain't nothin' to it" - Gary Busey