Sunday, May 11th 2008
Wino Of The Woods
For just a dollar a day you can sponsor a child in need... I wish I could sponsor this child! I would take her ass on a Michael K eating tour. We would hit IHOP, Outback, Bennigan's and Cracker Barrell. You know, all the fine establishments. The girl also needs a few days in the tank followed by a couple of coffee enemas to bring down that tweeker bloat.
Here's Amy Wino and her friends were hanging out in a park near her recording studio in London yesterday. They look like a bunch of mangy children of the woods that wait behinds trees to attack the innocent and steal their coins to buy candy. They totally communicate through grunts.
Pacific Coast News, Splash
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the guy who's lap she's sitting on is quite cute.. too bad he's prob. as much a junkie as she is....
Dear Mr. Winehouse,
Come get your kid!!!!
Sincerely,
J
i like not tea d(o..O)b
I like to give her a samwitch and a hug and tell her it is ok to not get hi because youre daddie doesnt have to love yew to be happy yew just have to love self.
all yew have is yew
she needs hugs
She looks like something out of William Hogarth's "Gin Lane". I'm glad she survived Auschwitz.
Seriously, though...Amy's living too crazy and apparently she wants everyone to know it by running around half naked and showing off a junkie-licious figure. Everybody thinks they're 10 feet tall and bulletproof when they're young.
Those......legs......barf!
I can't help but look at this main photo and think that Wino looks like the god Pan who was half-man, half-goat and played a lute.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
You forgot about in n out burger
Nast.
And sad.
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Having sex with pepaws is a tricky and unsexy situation.
Michael K...I totally work at Outback. It's delicious AND classy. And by classy, I mean I come home every day smelling of bloomin' onions and wanting to kill every redneck this side of...whatever rednecks live on this side of.
xo
Submitted by Actrss16 on May 11, 2008 - 11:19pm.
THIS GIRL NEEDS A SERIOUS INTERVENTION.
--Very true. I hope she gets help soon. She needs to eat some chicken, a fresh salad, maybe some raspberries, get some sleep!...
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Hello, I'm the gate
You're right...she is beginning to look like Goddess Bunny. So very sad, both of them. I can't look anymore and I hope she gets the help she so obviously needs. Such an incredible waste of talent.
These photos prove my point from previous post on her bony ass.
She looks JUST like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54FozshRakA
Goddess Bunny, or what ever the hell her name is.
And...every picture I see of this mess, is worse than the last! Sad.
These photos prove my point from previous post on her bony ass.
She looks JUST like...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54FozshRakA
Goddess Bunny, or what ever the hell her name is.
And...every picture I see of this mess, is worse than the last! Sad.
wow this is pretty sad.. I wonder if her belly is bloated due to liver disease and anorexia.. she looks soooo sick! Girl wake the eff up!
removed this
i had a friend that looked just like this right before she died- drug/alcohol abuse.. watch out wino! please. R.I.P. J
BEAT: What about the model part?
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Wino is a supermodELLE. She's allowed to be thin.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
Nite DA, hello BEAT.
Does Amy look thinner recently?
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
what a joke! someone also just PSed her pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affairs club Su ga rC up id.c om .. you know it is a rich men seeking sugar babies site.. . poor baby!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! :(
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 12, 2008 - 12:17am.
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Hi! Deb! *sleepy baby Lola waving her little paw*
It's great to see you. Gotta scoot. Big meeting tomorrow and need a bit of beauty sleep..just a teeny, tiny bit..lol. I was hoping James Haven would show tonight. *pouting* Today of all days. I really miss him.
ON T: Girl needs to eat a few chocolate covered donuts and drink a few gallons of milk.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by new2man on May 12, 2008 - 12:19am.
If it was the back of the shorts, Crankenberries.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Thumbnail #3 - what is homegirl checking for with her hand down Wino's shorts? Left over crack? Lice?
THIS GIRL NEEDS A SERIOUS INTERVENTION. I can't even make any jokes regarding these pictures. SO FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE that we view these new pics of her every week and make JOKES. Fucking SICK. I love Michael K, always have always will, but enough with these pics.
What the hell happened to her body? She looks disfigured...
I thought that Steven Tyler has taken up jogging for a moment until I realized Steven Tyler is in much better shape.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Know why she's running? She's training for the crack marathon. Look at the expression of absolute focus and dedication as she jogs through the woods. Bitch understands the need to prepare before lighting that torch! Girl's got game. She don't need no fucking endorsements for this race.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 12, 2008 - 12:00am.
If Amy fell in the forest, would the trees laugh at her?
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LMAO! Most definitely!
I can't even think of a response - I'm laughing so hard! Dammit! Reminds of the scene in the Wizard of Oz where they started throwing all the apples at Dorothy and the gang! lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Man, that's just nasty
Her liver is so swollen that her navel protrudes
Good thing she has her sponging friends to keep her on Stoner Street
If she's lucky one of them may even call for an ambulance when her body finally gives out
She makes me sick
If Amy fell in the forest, would the trees laugh at her?
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
If Amy the Twig fell in the forest/woods, and no one was around to hear her fall, would she still make noise? Bitch weighs next to nothing.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Nite ESE
Good to see you
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Submitted by ESE on May 11, 2008 - 11:42pm.
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Goodnight, darlin'...rest well. I really enjoyed your company tonight. It was fun. Great to see you. *soft kiss on cheek*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Night, ESE. Don't post bail for any former employees.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by dead-actress on May 11, 2008 - 11:37pm.
it's all about risk management!!LOL!
ok, folks, i'm gone... see ya all later!
OT: Amy may have management, but she sure is taking the risk part too far
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"But I would not give you false hope,
on this strange and mournful day.
When the mother and child reunion,
is only a motion away."
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 11:31pm.
Sheeps your siggy link! Pissed off Mom!
And who can forget Daddy Alec Baldwin, "You rude,thoughtless little pig."
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 11, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 11:25pm.
DA! *blushing* Umm, I can see your derringer....
act shocked, drop to the floor, you get a better view!..*ducking from impending gunfire*
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*cue the Soup Nazi tone of voice*
No peek for you!!
*removing derringer from under Victoria's Secret silk & satin garter* The next one gets it!! Okay, wait a minute. You guys peeked again, right?! Dammit!!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
God, I can't look at Amy anymore. Maybe I should go score some crack. (That's the proper lingo, right?)
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
DA must have joined the Navy. Or just met a sailor.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 11:25pm.
DA! *blushing* Umm, I can see your derringer....
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Holy Fuck! Are you crawling on the floor again..."looking" for loose change? *adjusting garter, checking for derringer* *lifting* Oh! I mean..*lowering* skirt to demure length. *wink* Behave yourself! *fanning self*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 11, 2008 - 8:29pm.
hahaha. Dang, you are good!
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
ewwwww
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 11:25pm.
DA! *blushing* Umm, I can see your derringer....
act shocked, drop to the floor, you get a better view!..*ducking from impending gunfire*
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"But I would not give you false hope,
on this strange and mournful day.
When the mother and child reunion,
is only a motion away."
DA! *blushing* Umm, I can see your derringer....
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 11:15pm.
I understand now why she's so emaciated. In the 3rd thumbnail, shirtless druggie loser #1 is eating the pretzel rod that was supposed to feed her for the next 3 weeks.
She's my kinda girl, a cheap dinner date. I could probably get away with a complimentary breadstick and a glass of water.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 8:20pm.
She only eats food that she hunts down and kills herself. The pretzel kicked her ass.
hahahaha.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Hi
She only eats food that she hunts down and kills herself. The pretzel kicked her ass.
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how old was the pretzel? just curious.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
ESE: How absurd it all seems, without any proof.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY