Morning Wood

I don’t quite understand the hatred toward Jenny from the block… I mean, I have heard all of the "diva" rumors so perhaps it could be argued that she is a b*tch but This piece confirms it…
BEN YOU’RE A
D O U C H E!!!

I thought they held it at the ranch so he can also do personal business. I wish her luck but waiting a few more months in respect for the troops wouldn't have hurt, unless she's pregnant of course. The Military was there, what a waste. I hope you weren't sold Jenna Bush.

Jenna's wedding is gorgeous but the dress needs help. she's a cute girl though. must have gotten it from her mother.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Jenna's wedding dress looks like a David's Bridal reject.

Her father-in-law has reason to smile. After his term as Virginia's lt. gov, John Hager took a position with the succeeding Warner administration, which was Dem. Everybody in Virginia swore his political career was over. And then his son fell in love with Jenna Bush. Now he's the head of the Virginia GOP.

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"It's got her evil all over it!"

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I just watched the episode of South Park with Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. That episode > anything they have done alone, or together.

"Fulfill all your weeshes with my taco-flavored keeses! Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco!"

Also, I would let Shia do me. I've had a crush on that bitch since he was on Even Stevens with his little Jewfro.

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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White

Not to detract from logicalthinking's humorous rant, but Chelsea Clinton went to Oxford after college -- while the Bush twins were racking up alcohol misdemeanors.

Oh, and FYI: Oxford is a place where smart people read books with big words.

Submitted by LogicalThinking on May 12, 2008 - 3:18pm.
All of you low life liberal hate mongers can eat Jenna's shit. You just hate the fact that she has more class in her little finger than you do in your whole single wide trailer.

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Just so I understand clearly, does she keep the class when she gets piss drunk and acts like a girl gone wild, or does it temporarily fly out of her butt and return when she's sober, again?

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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY

Submitted by LogicalThinking on May 12, 2008 - 1:18pm.
your whole single wide trailer.
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You have a nerve. I happen to have a double wide, thank you very much.

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All of you low life liberal hate mongers can eat Jenna's shit. You just hate the fact that she has more class in her little finger than you do in your whole single wide trailer.

When Jenna graduated from college, she could have taken one of many high paying jobs in the corporate world. But instead she took a job teaching in the inner city. Not like that horse face Chelsea Clintoon who had her daddy hook her up with a Wall Street job where she doesn't even have to show up to get paid. And speaking of her Wall Street job, I wonder if it upsets her when her beat of a mommy talks about all of the evil Wall Street people?

I's loves Harpo but I'd kill em dead before I let him hit me.

I hope they had extra DUI Patrols set up after that wedding, with all those notorious boozehounds present and all.

I want to fuck Shia so bad and I hate myself for feeling that way. Does anyone else think that kid is probably packin? I imagine/fantasize that he is. Mmmmmmm....

I think Jenna's pictures look unprofessional because they are NOT the professional pictures. You know, when the pros are taking their pictures, plenty of other guests are taking advantage of the situation and taking their own photos. Plus, I read yesterday that the Bush's did not want the professional pictures released and would release a handful of pictures, probably taken by relatives. It looks like it was a nice wedding. Not overdone.

Kudos to Jenna on not having some huge affair. I don't like the dress, though.

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i now understand why simon is so bitter and angry..he sees his future...

i like jenna bush's dress...i think she looks very pretty, but the pictures appear to be very amateurish...but if she wants them to look that way, who am i to judge...her father is still the worse president...

affleck should get over himself already...

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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

Submitted by Stoney on May 12, 2008 - 6:13pm.
Um, I hate the Bushes, but I must say, Jenna's wedding is NOT tacky. Tacky would have been a strapless dress and 21 gun salute on the White House lawn.
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That's exactly what Bush's PR team told her, when she was on the floor crying hysterically for a big fat wedding. I've seen many small, private, budget but classy, charming affairs. This one looks just so strange, like if Jenna would think: "Ok, paps. No big, fat wedding? Here's small and ugly one! Eat that and shame yourself!
Who called it tacky, anyway? It's not tacky, it's just somehow classless. I mean, it's ok for someone, who lives in a village, but for Jenna?

Ben Affleck should shut up. He regrets doing a music video with her, yet does a comedy one with Jimmy Kimmel a few years later?

Um, I hate the Bushes, but I must say, Jenna's wedding is NOT tacky. Tacky would have been a strapless dress and 21 gun salute on the White House lawn.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK

Jenna looks great and her wedding looks understated, elegant, and naturally gorgeous. She obviously could have done the huge, overdone, public White House wedding and instead she had this private, classy affair. I don't understand any of the comments claiming it's so 'tacky.' Don't hate on her because of who her Dad is - especially since she's supposed to be the liberal Bush twin.

His mama be ugly!......

(that ain't even right)

Jenna's wedding looks simple and private...just what she wanted. Don't rag on Jenna just because her dad is a total asshat. I like her wedding and the pictures.

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I see interviews with Kim Cattrall and she seems so soft spoken and is trying to be so sweet and proper. I like her better as Samantha.

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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.

Jenna Bush's dress looks like it's made of bath towels. Tasteless, classless event. Bleckh.

*runs*

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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta - you support Scientology.

I like Jenna's wedding pictures.

your mom:

oh yeah i forgot about that. well, he's getting some of her money so he's the exception. lolol

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Damned if I can remember when Boss's day is, I usually just look for the Arsenic cookies.

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Wonder if she's going to let them have their barley-water bottles til they're 4 years old, like her good buddy Leah Rimini does?

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Kizzy on May 12, 2008 - 9:28am.
Maybe I should give mine a big rubber dick for Boss's Day. That broomstick is an original from the Salem Witch Trials, so I think the splinters are beginning to trouble him. (I'd offer to polish it but......he doesn't pay overtime for things like that.)

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Hey, when is Boss' Day? I really need to try out my new recipe for arsenic-flavored cookies. That would be the perfect gift because his fat ass will devour anything.

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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY

Submitted by gucci on May 12, 2008 - 9:27am.
anyone who gets involve with j-whore will live to regret it.

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Except for Skeletor, who feasts on her blood in the middle of the night while she's fast asleep.

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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 10:25am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 12, 2008 - 9:21am.
@YourMomAtTheTaco-- Fanfuckintabulous!! Any better and I couldn't stand it!!! I'm trying to devise a way of pulling the broomstick out of my boss's ass, but I forgot my rubber gloves.

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Wow, your boss has a broomstick up the ass? What a coincidence--mine's got a big dick up his ass! I haven't asked around, but as far as I know it's been up there for years. It makes him REALLY cranky sometimes.

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Maybe I should give mine a big rubber dick for Boss's Day. That broomstick is an original from the Salem Witch Trials, so I think the splinters are beginning to trouble him. (I'd offer to polish it but......he doesn't pay overtime for things like that.)

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

anyone who gets involve with j-whore will live to regret it.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

I wonder if Ben Affleck is jealous of Matt Damon? I never liked Damon until I seen him in the departed. He also seems much smarter than friends Clooney, Affleck and Pitt.

Submitted by Kizzy on May 12, 2008 - 9:21am.
@YourMomAtTheTaco-- Fanfuckintabulous!! Any better and I couldn't stand it!!! I'm trying to devise a way of pulling the broomstick out of my boss's ass, but I forgot my rubber gloves.

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Wow, your boss has a broomstick up the ass? What a coincidence--mine's got a big dick up his ass! I haven't asked around, but as far as I know it's been up there for years. It makes him REALLY cranky sometimes.

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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY

I regret seeing that video, Jenny from the Block too, aka how many times can one pick a wedgie from their ass. I really couldn't stand her facetiousness!

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Tick "None comprehended."

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@YourMomAtTheTaco-- Fanfuckintabulous!! Any better and I couldn't stand it!!! I'm trying to devise a way of pulling the broomstick out of my boss's ass, but I forgot my rubber gloves.

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

@Mike-- Why do you think they DIDN'T hold it at the White House?

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Hey, Kizzy! I'm just so happy to be up early and at work on this shittastic morning, how about you?

Of course Assfleck regrets JLo--she pretty much ruined his career.

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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY

MK, please don't report on Jade "racist, dumb, fat slapper" Goody.

~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~

Simon's mother is way better looking than his girlfriend.

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

I was really hoping Jenna's wedding was going to be crashed by a vengeful Colombian druglord.

He wanted to say "Gigli", but unfortunately for Ben, he's like the rest of us, the very thought makes him barf. Then he has to go in his "quiet room" and rock and hug himself awhile.

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

I actually like Jenna Bush's wedding dress. I thought sure she would wear something awful. Laura, on the other hand, looks hideous. That dress looks like shit and the fit is horrible. Georgie has that goofy look on his face, as usual.

Jenna's new hubby is so incredibly dorky looking. I thought she would be a little bit cooler than that. I know looks aren't everything, but his looks are just too much to overcome with whatever other attributes he might possibly have.

No matter how horrible their marriage is, they will stay together. I do, however, wish them the best.

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

Good morning, Dlisted sluuuuts!!!

I think Jenna looks lovely. She can't help who her parents are. Don't blame her for her dad being a dick. She looks good, and I love her dress.

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Shia LaDouche's favorite vice - midnight shopping at Walgreens?

Ben Affleck regrets Jenny from the Block - shouldn't that statement include "Gigli" somewhere in it too?

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