Monday, May 12th 2008

The Price Of Fashion

17-year-old Marche Taylor wore this elegant and sophisticated dress to her high school prom and school officials were not amused. Marche showed up to Madison High's prom at the Sugar Land Marriot in Texas and didn't make it past the lobby. School officials would not allow her inside the prom, because they felt her outfit was not appropriate.

Marche said, "I actually like the dress. Everybody else likes my dress." No, the dress did not come from the Shauna Sand prom dress collection. Marche had it custom made. Yeah, she just grabbed a few bedroom sheets and wrapped them around her. Custom made my ass!

Marche and school officials began to argue, because Marche felt she was being treated unfairly. She offered to cover up more, but officials still wouldn't let her inside, because she wasn't wearing underwear. Well, the girl is thinking ahead! She doesn't want to worry about a pesky thing like panties when she's getting hers later in the night.

Marche then demanded her money back. Things got so bad that the cops were called. They showed up, handcuffed Marche and escorted her out. A photographer snapped a photo of Marche being led out in handcuffs in her classy dress.

Slutty dress? Handcuffed by police officers? That sounds like my kind of prom. The school principal was just jealous! That shit is classy right there. Big Lots should hire Marche to design a new line of hot prom dresses for them. I mean, teen hookers go to their proms too!



Thanks Marianne

Posted by: Michael K


Gonnaburn...'s picture

Amen Mopa- Prom is a priviledge, not a right.

jayhawkbitch's picture

She's perfectly dressed...to appear in a Snoop Dogg video.

Damn, some of y'all are grouchy today! Do I need to share my Pamprin and rum?

Gonnaburn...'s picture

School rules apply to school events. She wasn't at a FN club! She can dress like a whore after the dance, but not a school sponsored event. It's not a violation of rights; those rights vanish when you are at school or a sanctioned event. Those rules keep kids from shouting out fuckity fuck during class!

BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes's picture

And she's the same girl who can't believe she ended up pregnant before she graduated from high school.
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Alltheprettyones's picture

Girly has a big future designing dresses for the House of Dereon (sp?) Kiddie/Tranny Midget Hooker line. Mamma Knowles better jump on this talent!

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Mel-Tang's picture

Maybe the hotel had a dress code. You know, customers of the hotel may have gotten the idea that she was a hooker, and these people don't want that crap at their establishment. She doesn't look like a typical 17 yr. old going to her prom. She looks like she's attending the PORN convention.

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letinstar's picture

where was this girl's mama and daddy? i'm open minded on some things but this is inappropriate for a prom and her parents should be slapped for letting this girl leave the house like this...
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Newportjoey's picture

When she opens her mouth like that I can almost see her vulva.

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Ravenswork's picture

Here's a note to Lor -

Before you call someone else a "dumb illiterate skank," be sure that you know how to spell "wear." "Were" and "wear" are not even homophones. So, what is *your* excuse?

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

It's your thing, do what you wanna do.
I can't tell you, who to sock it to.

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betterthanyomama's picture

And I bet her mom helped her glue on the plastic rhinestones. This is pure fuckery. I never believed in dress codes until today-I would be pissed if that silly bitch went to my kid's prom wrapped in a cut up pillow case. The best part of the film is seeing her dumb ass walking around the playground in the dress, white flip flops, no make-up and barely combed hair...its like seeing her future on TV.
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yiooooooo's picture

that dress is super tacky, is really sad that girls want look like a videos ho , in my school you can show your mifriff or back, you have to be careful whit halter tops, you could not wear shorts or really tight jeans or to lowcut

Stoney's picture

I don't believe in dress codes either, But yes I do agree that they are a necessity since people are so GD stupid.
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DR.FUNK's picture

DR.FUNK

What would ALEKSYSS TYLORR say? She should invite Marche on the show.Ratings monster!

Stoney's picture

Submitted by PinkPostIt on May 12, 2008 - 10:59am.

I'm not defending HER, just her right to dress how she wants!!! Go back and read my comment, asswipe.

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

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Submitted by Poppus on May 12, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Yeah, that "dress" is hideous and ridiculous but I don't see how she's violating 'school dress code' if she's at a hotel and not at school. It's bad, but I have seen worse...
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It's a school-sanctioned event so their rules apply even if not on school grounds.

(@Lor: best comment evah!)

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

The House of Dereon (sp?) has a new spokes whore.
This is from the "Haute Ho" collection.

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DR.FUNK's picture

DR.FUNK

She will now have a prom story BETTER than anyone's for life! Nice going kid.Way to skanque it up.

Poppus's picture

Yeah, that "dress" is hideous and ridiculous but I don't see how she's violating 'school dress code' if she's at a hotel and not at school. It's bad, but I have seen worse...

Lor's picture

Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress.

PinkPostIt's picture

Stoney must be her Mother. Who else would defend such a piece of crap?

Regina's picture

That is one of the ugliest things (noticed I didn't say dress, is that even a dress?) I've ever seen someone put around them and attempt to call it 'clothes'.

Devore's picture

the school officials position is absolutely correct.

when i saw the pic and all i could think is "why"?

even if you DO have the body ( and this young girl's body has a few trouble spots, nothing major but certainly nothing worth flaunting either) WHY wear something like that in public?

the dress is an ugly color that is not flattering for her skin complexion and the dress exposes too much flesh.

WHY?

Does she want to become pregnant on prom night?

Mopa's picture

Submitted by Stoney on May 12, 2008 - 10:23am.

Sorry Stoney, I gotta disagree with you here. I'm no prude and far from a 'right-winger', but kids in school need to be taught boundaries. Well, they need boundaries out of school too, but especially in school. 17 is a kid and many, of not most, 17 year olds are not anywhere near mature.

Proms are supposed to be fancy affairs and I wouldn't want a distraction like a mostly naked attendee ruining it for the people who follow the dress code and act accordingly. People look forward to prom for years and it is the last big event before graduation, after spending 13 years in school. They also spend alot of money in preparation for this big event.

Kids need to know that it isn't 'whatever goes' or 'whatever I want' in the world.

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acatnamedfrank's picture

Actually, she said she WAS wearing underwear. I think the school was referring to the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra... not panties.

rotten_egg's picture

Ah, but a 17 year old is not an adult either. At 17 you still need guidence from your parents or adult family members. I think there should be rules, regulations and guidence still. I don't expect a 50's style society, but for fuck's sake... what's the point of the "trashy ho" fashion today?.

That's the problem today. Kids don't have guidence or rules and they run free. It's not about letting "uncle sam" telling you what to do, it's about not letting kids who obviously are not mature enough, take their own decisions. Specially when said decisions are not good. Besides, there is a dress code for everything. Don't you read in magazines how to dress for an office party and other silly stuff?.

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trist's picture

SToney, it's called **dress codes** MOST schools have them. And if you do not dress within the dress code the school officials have the right to send that kid back home. (happens all the time)

It's not about being a "right winger" geeeeeez (insert rolls eyes here)

Mopa's picture

"Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 12, 2008 - 10:33am.
She looks like the unattractive version of Rihanna. The dress worked though, it got your attention away from the fact that she looks facially like sarcastic sister Dee from What's Happenin'."

I used to love that show. Remember Rerun? I wanted to refresh my memory of that show, so I Googled it. I found this little factoid about the show kind of funny, in light of this prom whore story....

"What's Happening is loosely based on the 1975 movie Cooley High."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074071/

Yep, Cooley High sounds about right.

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donttellharry's picture

i think thats footage from my prom 2 years ago...
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Yuck, this is why I went freelance. I'd die of embarrassment if I had to report on some girl being escorted away from the local high school prom in "hankuss".

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laughsloud's picture

Can't blame her nasty ass taste. It's all these kids see today as being normal. If it's acceptable for them to watch on tv, then it should be good enough for the prom. Last time I checked most kids were banging away in hotel rooms, post prom. She's just speeding up the foreplay. Too Bad So Sad...but hey it's a free country, right?
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Team Valtrex's picture

She looks like the unattractive version of Rihanna. The dress worked though, it got your attention away from the fact that she looks facially like sarcastic sister Dee from What's Happenin'.

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kdracofan's picture

But her pimp aka daddy said to wear it!!!!!!!!!!!

-ohmy-'s picture

She looks awful - she should be asking the dressmaker back for the money not the high school. Good lord!

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NitWitty's picture

Hey, this isn't too far away from Beyonce's Mama house. Have you all seen the hooker-ware she's calling fashion?
This broad coulda' pulled something less tasteful right off the rack and saved herself a few dollars.

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AntBee's picture

This girl and her mama need Jesus...... and a beatin'.

You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers

Stoney's picture

Yes, she looks like a hooker. Yes, it's disgusting. NO she shouldn't be punished for wearing the clothes SHE CHOOSES TO WEAR. Let her look and talk like a ghetto superstar and she'll deal with the damage to her reputation and the other kids laughing behind her back. I totally disagree with making her leave the prom and especially the news coverage surrounding this whore's dress considering she clearly wants attention and that's what she's getting. She is NOT a child and should be expected to make her own decisions, including how to dress. I'm so sick of you right-wingers screaming about "where are her parents?" Her parents clearly suck, but she should have complete freedom of dress. Do you whores in here want Uncle Sam telling you to turn in your minis and skinny jeans? I didn't think so!!! To me this is sexual discrimnation. Goes back to "she was asking for it", and that's a dangerous way to think.

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Mopa's picture

I'm surprised her gold-vested prom date didn't beat the shit out of the cops. He probably never had such a sure thing in his whole life.

There is more fabric in his vest than there is in her dress, including the lovely train.

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DebFrmHell's picture

@Your Mom, Priceless!
HAHAHAHAHA

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Lohohater's picture

Sugerland is in the Houston area...whats with these crazy houston poeple? they are starting to scure me...

DebFrmHell's picture

@Mopa, with a stylish pair of Lindsay's knee pad leggings (in gold of course) and some Sauna Sands Lucite Peepers a girl just cannot go wrong! LOLOLOL

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Green Is Good's picture

Well, she obviously wanted attention, and she got it.

Also, if the school has a written dress-code, as most schools do, she's not winning a lawsuit.

My how times have changed...and I only graduated 9 years ago. If we would have worn something like this, (1st off we wouldnt have gotten in either!) but the looks and comments from the other students would have been horrible! We just didnt dress like that! I think now girls try to see just how slutty they can look while still getting away with it. Kinda sad.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

How insanely classless. Her mom needs to be shot. Twice.

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LoLo's picture

She will grow up to be a sensitive 19 year old college student in Chicago who will be the defender of all that is good and holy on internet blogs that dare speak ill of her idol, Lil Kim.
Of course she likes her dress.
It’s fucking “speshul” and so is she.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Her panty pudding is an orphan.

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rotten_egg's picture

Dressing like a $1 hooker is "the shit" everywhere, right?. That's the type of thing you see everywhere in the media and on the streets. Women just forgot what "classy and sexy" is and replaced the meaning with "trashy ho". It's sad and hillarious that it's somewhat normal for a 17 year old to dress like a cheap hooker to her prom and not even bother to wear panties.

Anyway, it's a fact she looks like a cheap STD-ridden hooker from a 3rd. world country. Sigh.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Mopa- write her...maybe she'll give you the pattern, and you can make your own.

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Mopa's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 12, 2008 - 10:07am.

Speaking of October, this would be a great Halloween costume.

What could they call it? Prom Hooker?

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Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

The dress (if it could be called that) is more suitable for a day at the beach; I've seen worse though. . .
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