Monday, May 12th 2008
What The Hell Is That On Brad's Back?
Is that a new tattoo or did Maddox attack Brad Pitt with a marker again? I'm not a Brangaloonie, so I don't know what every inch of Brad's body looks like. It's probably just the map to Shiloh's secret tower. The tattoo was most likely Angie Jo's idea. She wants to fug up his body even more.
Here's Brad with his new fug ink going on a helicopter ride with the boys yesterday.
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P.S. We have the same siggy.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
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He has love handles, he should pump some of the fat out of them, and inject them in Skankalinas arms...soon his body art will be as disgusting as hers!
LCT:
I prefer a 90 minute massage....60 minutes is never long enough for me.......
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 10:08am.
Hell to the yes, lovey!
Worth every penny!
I get one once a month. I'd die, I mean simply die!!!! without it.
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Well damn. In THAT case away I go. Thanks for the tip! :)
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 1:09pm
i only men i leave my towels on the floor and it burns when helg use man hands on my sawft skin and her calluses ae hard so she must use the lotion on my skin!
har har har peanus talk a no no in thread since brad sad peanis makes debeww!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 12, 2008 - 1:07pm.
abso-fucking-lutely.
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Do you go for the standard relaxation massage? I want to go all out with an hour and a half massage but they damn well better be worth it.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
amle-- He's got a chub brother? That seals it then-- I give him 5 years tops before he turns into the next Marlon Brando.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 10:08am.
Hell to the yes, lovey!
Worth every penny!
I get one once a month. I'd die, I mean simply die!!!! without it.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 10:04am.
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A-fuckin'-men, Sister Karen!
(He's no Alec Baldwin!)
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HAAAAAAA!!! Alec Baldwin....perfect. (To give you the whole feel of how I read that, imagine the whiniest, snortiest HA! coming out of someone's mouth-- I just did that when I read your comment and now my cat is hiding under the chair.)
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 12, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 12:59pm.
I am offten happy to pay for hextra tug and i can be messy so i always tip.
for true spa you want girls with tight lips and small hips so they dont tell yer boss about squirts and nock you over whn they grab for the lotion.
make sure they use the lotion or it burns and it will cost like 150
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K, that was just gross.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 1:03pm.
What is a real spa massage?
I get a professional massage every month and I pay $65.00.
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Same thing as a professional massage I assume... basically one where your boyfriend/husband isn't the one rubbing you down, but someone who actually knows what they're doing. Are they worth the dough?
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by amle on May 12, 2008 - 12:03pm.
I personally never found brad pitt hot until se7en. Then it was on for me. Being an extra on a couple of the ocean's movies sealed the deal.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 9:59am.
Has anyone been here for a real spa massage? Are they worth the $100?
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abso-fucking-lutely.
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Helicopter rides = the new green
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Has anyone been here for a real spa massage? Are they worth the $100?
I am offten happy to pay for hextra tug and i can be messy so i always tip.
for true spa you want girls with tight lips and small hips so they dont tell yer boss about squirts and nock you over whn they grab for the lotion.
make sure they use the lotion or it burns and it will cost like 150
Angeloonie should take it easy with the whip when beating Brad Spitt into submission.
I am amazed how the wind from the heli was strong enough to blow his shirt all the way up to the top of his gut to show off his new fug tattoos. But, his hat stayed put on his rug.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 10:03am.
I just don't get the obsession with these two either way.
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A-fuckin'-men, Sister Karen!
(He's no Alec Baldwin!)
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Yuck.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Alright, this is going to sound really bad, but this is how I have always felt about Brad Pitt: He just seems like a million other good looking blonde boys everyone knows in High School-- They are semi-athletic, every girl wants to sleep with them, but 15 years later you run into them at Thrifty Mart and they are balding with a paunch, and still dumb as a stone.
BP is just one who happened to have a little talent and a lot of luck, with a lot of money to stall the inevitable hair loss and beer belly. He's not a bad actor, but certainly not Oscar material either. He seems distatsteful to me for his seeming lack of personal identity and/or backbone. His "partner" is even more distasteful, but hey-- so are a lot of human beings out there. I just don't get the obsession with these two either way.
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I totally agree. He is looking more and more like his chub brother. I think Brads luck in Hollywood amounted to blowing the right guy.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 9:59am.
Has anyone been here for a real spa massage? Are they worth the $100?
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What is a real spa massage?
I get a professional massage every month and I pay $65.00.
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Alright, this is going to sound really bad, but this is how I have always felt about Brad Pitt: He just seems like a million other good looking blonde boys everyone knows in High School-- They are semi-athletic, every girl wants to sleep with them, but 15 years later you run into them at Thrifty Mart and they are balding with a paunch, and still dumb as a stone.
BP is just one who happened to have a little talent and a lot of luck, with a lot of money to stall the inevitable hair loss and beer belly. He's not a bad actor, but certainly not Oscar material either. He seems distasteful to me for his seeming lack of personal identity and/or backbone. His "partner" is even more distasteful, but hey-- so are a lot of human beings out there. I just don't get the obsession with these two either way.
Oh, and if that peen picture is real, I guess the whole "perfect" couple thing has just been busted...
Submitted by Pers on May 12, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Brad's peen is more of a swizzle stick. Itsy bitsy! Poor guy. :(
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I am suprised it doesnt get lost in angelinas grand canyon.
Has anyone been here for a real spa massage? Are they worth the $100?
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by de Cosmos on May 12, 2008 - 12:48pm.
how peanis could satusfie i do not under stand this peanis!
This make it true they not had sexuhaul relashions while he was with Jenny because if Angie had nown about his sad manhood she would have just put it in her mouth and said lets just be firends!
this is also why i say leave the good woman alone who he left for gourjus Angelina for she is happy to have not baby sit this small peanis and Angelina do it for she loves his soul and not think
oh god his body is of boy size
That is TRUE love for yer mom and dad to share.
no size stops love
That peen pic looks doctored.
The peen piccy I have he has far LESS pubes and they are lighter.
For someone who likes to emulate AJ as much as he's supposed to, he's failing miserably in the anorexia dept.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Brad's peen is more of a swizzle stick. Itsy bitsy! Poor guy. :(
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 9:26am.
but today something just snapped in me.
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I think we can all relate to that!
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
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Submitted by de Cosmos on May 12, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Well, there it is, then:
Bradley has some brand new ink,
But our dear Bradley has
The [NSFW] same old dink.
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Oh my, such a small peen. He probably cant even see that ugly little thing over his gut now.
Brads like "I wear the same pants I wore in high school, just six inches lower"
It's the mark of the beast! Angie barcoded him w/her cat claws during sex. I'll bet if you pass him over the grocery store scanner "666" will pop up on the screen. :-O
Well, there it is, then:
Bradley has some brand new ink,
But our dear Bradley has
The [NSFW] same old dink.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 12, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Why are they always flying helicopters? Doing air raids over one of the Asian kids' villages?? Tell me why one family needs to ride helicopters this much.
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Didnt you hear Anon, flying all over on helicopter rides is the new GREEN.
It is amazing how his shirt just so happen to fly straight up to show off his new tattoo. Just like one sleave just so happen to be up to show a new tattoo in the past. Such media whores.
When is Brads due date??
Forget the fug ink...look at the fug gut!
Submitted by KD on May 12, 2008 - 9:04am.
Maybe the whole family has similar tattoos, and when you line them all up in the right way, a secret door opens.
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hahahhahahahahhahahahha
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Brad was the hottest in Interview with the vampire.
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They made them wear these horrendous teeth that made them look and talk like someone who had just received new dentures. That ruined his look. Which is why Legends of the Fall does it for me.
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My dog always chases people who pass by on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bicycle away.
Submitted by KD on May 12, 2008 - 11:04am.
Maybe the whole family has similar tattoos, and when you line them all up in the right way, a secret door opens.
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Bwahahahahaha!
Line up the whole Brangelina clan...and when they line up perfectly and Shiloh's locked up under the stairs, you can go to Narnia!
Dear George Clooney,
It is with a heavy heart I write to you now, PLEASE SAVE YOUR FRIEND!!!!!
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I think it wiser to skip a thread you don't like or ignore the comments you find boring, repeating, abnoxious, etc. It's much better for your mental health.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 11:19am.
I'm generally not batshit over anyone and tend to just read the comments on the brad/angie threads but today something just snapped in me. I mean how many times can one say 'oh she sucked the hot of him, the morphing thing, he looks so old (hello he's in his mid 40's..people get old get over it) and whatever else people complain about this couple.
I'm just fucking over it.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Isn't it a little early for fighting guys? Can't we wait for Tuesday, at least?
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Mrs. K- *wink, wink*
That was stealth, babycakes. :)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 12, 2008 - 12:21pm.
well, I hate Mondays too.
to me, Brad was the hottest in Interview with the vampire.
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Oh my God he SO WAS. I would totally have let him suck on my neck.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 9:18am.
I would always say "I wonder what that means?" But, frankly I am too busy creating new and original insults so I just let it go.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by peaches on May 12, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by michie on May 12, 2008 - 11:17am
I agree with yewr well stated words.
I like to think that maybe he not kopykatz so much as he no have an idea as to what would make him happy on his own, so he thinks to himsef like.
oh this is kewl ill borrow that.
and he doesnt no people say
oh he dumb he too borrowed THAT!
well, I hate Mondays too.
to me, Brad was the hottest in Interview with the vampire.
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"don't you mean rant? because moniker refers to someone's name/nickname."
That's exactly what I am referring to....YESIOWNPANTIES!!! Your "nickname" is a whole bunch of "tired shit!"
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Why are they always flying helicopters? Doing air raids over one of the Asian kids' villages?? Tell me why one family needs to ride helicopters this much.
Submitted by michie on May 12, 2008 - 11:17am.
Of course it was Angie's idea, or he at least is copying her. That is the problem with Brad Pitt and THAT is why he will never be hot no matter how hot he looks. He is a follower. Always has been and always will be. He has no original ideas and morphs into whomever he is dating or married to. He seems like a nice man, but he needs to BE a man and figure out who he is without assuming someone else's personality.
You said it Mitchie!!!To this day I don't even know anything distinctive about him, because he's just not his own Person. He's either copying the woman in his life, or his buddy george. At least george and his girlfriend seem to be their own people. I honestly don't know how Angelina doesn't grow bored with him because of this. I think if she were to find a guy who'd be a good father to the kids like he is, but also had his own strong personality, She'd dump brad sooo quick, he wouldn't know what hit him! And while I'm on a roll here, Brad needs to loose the Beer gut!!!!
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@ ISMU!! Holy sheeite!! I have always said it that way too. Thanks for clearing that up! ROFL D'oh!
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