Monday, May 12th 2008
What The Hell Is That On Brad's Back?
Is that a new tattoo or did Maddox attack Brad Pitt with a marker again? I'm not a Brangaloonie, so I don't know what every inch of Brad's body looks like. It's probably just the map to Shiloh's secret tower. The tattoo was most likely Angie Jo's idea. She wants to fug up his body even more.
Here's Brad with his new fug ink going on a helicopter ride with the boys yesterday.
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*confused*
Uhm, since when is yesiownpanties batshit over the brad?
Not trying to pick a fight, just wondering, never seen her battle royal like this.
*even more confused*
Submitted by No Words on May 12, 2008 - 11:12am.
@yesiownpanties...
Speaking of "tired shit"...there is the whole category of your moniker...
don't you mean rant? because moniker refers to someone's name/nickname.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
High five, Mrs. K!
I'm glad I'm not alone. :P
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 9:16am.
I always read it as yesLownpanties
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HAHAHAAH me, too!
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
CAT TOWN
Looks like Jolie tattoed a permission slip on Brads back to have a whole afternnon without her talons clawing insecurely at him.
Not to get in the middle of the firefight, but I have to admit, I always read it as yesLownpanties and now I feel like a dumbass.
Carry on.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
@yesiownpanties...
Speaking of "tired shit"...there is the whole category of your moniker...
Be careful what you wish for...people will start asking you not to repeat the same old "tired shit."
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
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and the barcode reveals how much Ang paid for Brad at auction.going once, going twice, gone!!
Look at the middle aged paunch on him! He's let himself go. He looks like he smells. I'll bet he even soils his underwear. Who but the skank would want to go near him now?
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 9:04am.
i can't stand justjared...it's all 'god bless the jolie-pitts'.
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Well, damn, there's just no pleasing you, is there? What the hell are you, some kind of diva? Try being a little less demanding, then you won't be disappointed.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 12, 2008 - 11:06am.
You can play with my words and have a good days with me as i bring no hateraide to the proms!
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You don't happen to have a sister that answers to the name "comingback" do you?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by Ma Nom on May 12, 2008 - 12:00pm.
I come in piece.
I only spread messages of love.
You can play with my words and have a good days with me as i bring no hateraide to the proms!
English may not be my therd lanuages
Once a tool always a tool.
KD on May 12, 2008 - 11:04am.
Maybe the whole family has similar tattoos, and when you line them all up in the right way, a secret door opens.
- omg, "put the candle back..."
IDK why I thought of "Young Frankenstein"...
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Maybe the whole family has similar tattoos, and when you line them all up in the right way, a secret door opens.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 8:52am.
I'm not bitter. I'm just suggesting you get some new material.
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Do you have any idea what kind of carbon footprint new material leaves?!?! We like to reuse and recycle, ya know, be green.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
CAT TOWN
i can't stand justjared...it's all 'god bless the jolie-pitts'.
i just get sick of the same tired shit all of the time. i'm sorry if my mind craves new and different.
and for the asshat who inferred i might be LA...get a fucking clue.
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@CARROT...
Yes, I am suddenly having a Deju vu moment...feels like I have had this conversation one too many times.
@Mrs. K...
I hear Just Jared is very welcoming to those who can't stand to hear anything negative about their heroes.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
sand gritts? sympothy wait? were you serious?
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Also the people who put what I write as their signature are crazy and I have no idea why they do it. Its make no sense. I don't think you should have that there.
LOVE ANGELINA
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 9:31am.
Why don't you hop on over to JustJared? I hear that the posters have some very exciting insightful fascinating thought provoking things to say.
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Submitted by No Words on May 12, 2008 - 11:58am.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 9:56am
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Oh. My. Gwad. I see you missed the entire point of the post. I have a headache now.
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This is suddenly very familiar... I think Panties might not be who it says it is..
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by booboos on May 12, 2008 - 11:54am.
NEW ORLEANS LEVEE SYSTEM IS THE NEW TATTOO
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Hahahaha.... nice...
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 9:56am
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Oh. My. Gwad. I see you missed the entire point of the post. I have a headache now.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
-"Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 3:31pm"
Well I honestly don't like Brad Pitt and never had. I never found him "hot" and I don't cream my panties over him. I do find him bland for trying to look like whoever he's interested at the moment. I honestly don't like people-clones. I know not everyone is 100% original and it's true that sometimes you eventually grab some ideas or other things from your partners, but it's pathetic when you have absolutely no personality at all so your only source of "self" come from your partners. It would be worse if those are his publicity tactics.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Thanks Viva.
hmmmm...."Troy", a big heapin' helpin' of that is in order.
*notes to self, watch Troy tonight, oh yea, i own that one*
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 8:42am.
Originality is so overrated.
Stick with the basics. We don't need no stinkin' new-fangled insults.
Plus I think it's funny that you're all up in arms about it.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 11:53am.
LCT - Yes, he just oozes hotness in Legends of the Fall.
*sigh*
I might have to watch that this weekend again.
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He is one of the few men alive who can pull of long wavy hair and a cowboy hat without looking like an enormous tool/dirty pervert. Where did it go?
DAMN YOU ANGELINA. DAMN YOU FOR SUCKING THE HOT OUT OF BRAD PITT. Fucker.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Thanks, BooBoos. I wonder if that means he'll wet the bed next time the levees break?
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
That's a paragraph written in Morse code. It reads:
"This is an urgent message for I Love Angelina.
You are delusional.
Get urgent help, you brainwashed moron.
Find something real to be passionate about. Or at least, fake it like we do when we talk about saving the planet & then fly everywhere.
PS If you ever come near my family, my albino bodyguard is going to kick your ass!"
I can also make out the word "xanax" but the rest of the paragraph is engulfed in fat & covered by the shirt.
I'm so sure you interviewed the both of them. whatever. and as far as shakespeare--i don't consider that to be the 'be all end all' in literature anyways so i could really give a flying fuck about it or what anyone's opinion is on it.
but whatever...all of the comments posted gives MK his webhits so be it.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 12, 2008 - 8:50am.
*puts black veil back over eyes, continues to pray*
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I will also light a candle and pray for the return of the hotness that is brad.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Juxtapose this Brad with the hat and the gut with "Troy" Brad. This is why I weep.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
NEW ORLEANS LEVEE SYSTEM IS THE NEW TATTOO
LCT - Yes, he just oozes hotness in Legends of the Fall.
*sigh*
I might have to watch that this weekend again.
I'm not bitter. I'm just suggesting you get some new material.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Am I a tard? I think he's better looking now than he ever was when he was younger. Never got the appeal of the long dippy hair and hounddog eyes. I think he's looked best the last few years. Maybe I just think hands-on daddies are sexy? I dunno.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 12, 2008 - 11:47am.
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
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Hahahahahaha oh God that made my morning. That was awesome.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Okay, how about:
He and Angie are two of the dumbest celebrities ever interviewed. Listening to them is like watching illiterates explain Shakespeare.
Is that original enough for you?
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
FuckingLoveAngelina -
LMAO.
parissucksliterally on May 12, 2008 - 10:45am.
Too late.
If I had it in me to defend him I would but he made this ill gotten choice and at the very least, he's trying to do the right thing in the whole of it.
The tattoo though, if Georgie gets one we'll know what it means.
*puts black veil back over eyes, continues to pray*
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 11:46am.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 10:44am.
Let us all just be in loves and have sand gritts for prewf.
Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 11:43am.
BRAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! You are losing the hot!
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I feel sad on my insides about that too. I watched Legend of the Fall yesterday and was sad he wasn't nearly that hot anymore.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Another site said that it a tattoo of the levee system of New Orleans
Submitted by michie on May 12, 2008 - 11:44am.
Who is "FuckingLoveAngelina" and why can't she spell?
I fucking love Angelina, as well, but that love does not extend to Brad Pitt.
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My love is etirnal an i love who Angelina loves and i bet she would love you so I love you.
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 11:46am.
Well considering it's mentioned in every fucking thread...what do you think?
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So basically NOTHING is original enough. As long as people are praising the dirt he walks on you're going to be bitter?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Nit - Yeah I would probably bust out the wetnap, but in a pinch I wouldn't give a fuck. He is the original crush, I can't help mahself.
*refer to BRADIFUL's avie*
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 10:44am.
He looks like he's aged about 30 years in the past 3 or so. Is that original enough for you?
Well considering it's mentioned in every fucking thread...what do you think?
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 9:42am.
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Yeah, you love them no matter what they do or look like.
I can't stand them, and will never understand some people's obsession with, and need to defend them.
And I never, never tell other posters to fuck off...that is just rude.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Bradiful is going to be upset when she sees this pic.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 11:42am.
so kindly fuck off. i stand by my original statement that no one has anything original and new to hate on.
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He looks like he's aged about 30 years in the past 3 or so. Is that original enough for you?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.