Monday, May 12th 2008
I Wonder How Much Mom Got Paid?
It wouldn't be a holiday without one of Spencer and Heidi's totally candid photo shoots! Heidi brought her mother into the charade for a special Mother's Day shoot yesterday. I'm sorry, but I live for their amazing photo shoots. They should open up a business and help others look totally natural on special days.
I can't wait for their "Day of the Dead" photo shoot. Hopefully, they'll pose in a casket and we can bury them for good. Wait, then who will bring us these gems?
And it wouldn't be a Heidi post without pictures of her gorgeous twin sister, Chrissy Crocker.
Wenn, Pacific Coast News
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What i live for is the day they team up with the fabulous PP for some "candid" pics....imagine the natural beauty, the grace, the charm......
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
*rolling on the floor kicking and ponding and laughing like a mad ass*
this guy is so stupid its funny!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
so did I need to see Spencer's uvula and Chrissy's wannabevulva? Can anyone in any of these photos understand the concept of REALNESS??
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
C.C. looks better than Heidi.
I am so over ALL of these douches, I almost threw up my dinner...this picture is LAME! more than lame but I'm not biotchy enough to name it...any help? ;)
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Her mom looks like a phony bitch too.
When will people FINALLY get over these two?
Please tell me that is not an Hermes Kelly bag she is carrying.
That is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. I don't dig those who want to be famous for being famous.
Chrissy would look better in some black leggings.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Spencer and Heidi's "candid" photos always look like the cheesy ones you get automatically when you buy a new picture frame.
Also, if I ever meet Chrissy Crocker, I pray to God I have a gun at the time. Or at least a baseball bat. Is it still a hate crime when a gay man attacks another one?
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 1:59pm.
I love singing duets with zombies! Holy shit, that's one of my favorite pasttimes.
So I can just buy meat for him from the supermarket? That's convenient, and I don't have to attract too much suspicion. Will I be able to get him out of the basement sometimes at night so I can get my beauty sleep? I'm sure he's a lovely moaner, but I need silence while I'm snoozing.
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You just have to make sure it's really bloody. He won't eat cooked meat. He feels like it's a copout. He likes to pretend he caught it in a fervid hunt.
He's good at night. He sleeps like a baby. He might try to crawl in bed with you. Once you get over the smell and oozing body secretions, he's really just a big cuddly teddy bear.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
This photo ought to be in the dictionary next to "whore."
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"It's got her evil all over it!"
http://bfegirl.blogspot.com
http://mp61.blogspot.com/
LoL,They should just make a Fucking calender,I can't wait for the memorial day and fourth of July themes!
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 12:47pm.
He's a cool zombie. He moans A LOT but more often than not it sounds like singing, and usually sounds like a tune you know, so you can have duets on a regular basis. He sounds pretty good. I trained him not to bite people. He tried once so I bit him back, and he really didn't like it, so, you know, learned by his own mistake. He's more of a 'pull ground beef out of the freezer and munch on it' kind of a zombie.
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I love singing duets with zombies! Holy shit, that's one of my favorite pasttimes.
So I can just buy meat for him from the supermarket? That's convenient, and I don't have to attract too much suspicion. Will I be able to get him out of the basement sometimes at night so I can get my beauty sleep? I'm sure he's a lovely moaner, but I need silence while I'm snoozing.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Yeah, but I'm done with the vampire business...at least for now, anyway. There's nothing worse than a depressed vampire.
A zombie, you say? Ooh, I've always wanted one of those! They do moan as much as a depressed vampire cries, but at least they're not as picky about where their dinner comes from and they leave your basement at night to find food. You can feed a zombie ANY local filthy vagrant and it will be forever grateful...ok, well, not forever...maybe more like an hour.
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He's a cool zombie. He moans A LOT but more often than not it sounds like singing, and usually sounds like a tune you know, so you can have duets on a regular basis. He sounds pretty good. I trained him not to bite people. He tried once so I bit him back, and he really didn't like it, so, you know, learned by his own mistake. He's more of a 'pull ground beef out of the freezer and munch on it' kind of a zombie.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Oops. I dunno why I thought you were in BC.
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I used to. You're just psychicpants. This vampire business is exciting. Want my zombie?
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Yeah, but I'm done with the vampire business...at least for now, anyway. There's nothing worse than a depressed vampire.
A zombie, you say? Ooh, I've always wanted one of those! They do moan as much as a depressed vampire cries, but at least they're not as picky about where their dinner comes from and they leave your basement at night to find food. You can feed a zombie ANY local filthy vagrant and it will be forever grateful...ok, well, not forever...maybe more like an hour.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
i think everyone understands why those two stage horrible photo ops.
what i DONT understand is why photogs take their photographs!
why bother!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Oops. I dunno why I thought you were in BC.
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I used to. You're just psychicpants. This vampire business is exciting. Want my zombie?
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 1:23pm.
LOL @ "Night Sweats!" That sounds like a Skinemax original film.
Well, in any case, I'm sure he'll be much happier up in your basement in BC.
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I live in AB, not BC. There's lots of cows for him to suck on.
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Oops. I dunno why I thought you were in BC.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 1:23pm.
LOL @ "Night Sweats!" That sounds like a Skinemax original film.
Well, in any case, I'm sure he'll be much happier up in your basement in BC.
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I live in AB, not BC. There's lots of cows for him to suck on.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by Little miss on May 12, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Yeah, right...as if that's a real Hermes. It's probably a knock-off she got for $15 in Chinatown when she and Doucheboy infested NYC, and I'll bet she didn't even barter for it.
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LMAO!! That's where Spencers' LV loafers are also coming from :)))). Her mom definitely needs a stylist.
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I was guessing Spencer's loafers came straight out of the fiery depths of hell.
Heidi's mom also needs a paper bag to fit over her daughter's half-empty noggin.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 12:11pm.
How about we go and get some chick who's trying to get into the acting business who hasn't slept her way around to get jobs yet. We'll tell her he's looking for the next lead in his TV show "Night Sweats". She's guaranteed to be a lot cleaner than the ones he's used to, and very eager...
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LOL @ "Night Sweats!" That sounds like a Skinemax original film.
Well, in any case, I'm sure he'll be much happier up in your basement in BC.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Yeah, right...as if that's a real Hermes. It's probably a knock-off she got for $15 in Chinatown when she and Doucheboy infested NYC, and I'll bet she didn't even barter for it.
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LMAO!! That's where Spencers' LV loafers are also coming from :)))). Her mom definitely needs a stylist.
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta - you support Scientology.
Submitted by Little miss on May 12, 2008 - 12:05pm.
How classy to show off your Hermes, holding it on the front on every picture. "Look, everyone! I finally can afford a Hermes! I'm such a classy lady. Spencer, don't breath on it, it will get dirty!!!"
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Yeah, right...as if that's a real Hermes. It's probably a knock-off she got for $15 in Chinatown when she and Doucheboy infested NYC, and I'll bet she didn't even barter for it.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Not sure about a hooker. She'd have to be clean, for sure because a dirty whore will only further disillusion him. You'd be best off finding him a virgin. I've looked, but I live in New Jersey where virgins are rather scarce. He thinks human blood is spoiled because he used to reside in Hollywood and suck on the diseased blood of celebrities and other whores and sluts, so he's been eating small animals to stay alive...just like Tommy Girl did for a while in Interview With the Vampire when he was living in the cemetery.
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How about we go and get some chick who's trying to get into the acting business who hasn't slept her way around to get jobs yet. We'll tell her he's looking for the next lead in his TV show "Night Sweats". She's guaranteed to be a lot cleaner than the ones he's used to, and very eager...
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Does this Spencer dude always looks like he has some buttplug going on? I mean, there is no way this douches don't share a double 3 foot dildo.
Douchey McDoucherstein is wearing white Louis Vuitton loafers *SNICKER*
The only men who should wear white LV lofers are super rich europeans ONLY while on their yacts, or possibly a south american drug lord.
TOOL!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
How classy to show off your Hermes, holding it on the front on every picture. "Look, everyone! I finally can afford a Hermes! I'm such a classy lady. Spencer, don't breath on it, it will get dirty!!!"
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta - you support Scientology.
Her mom is wearing penny loafers that stockbrokers wear for funerals.
Just saying...
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 11:53am.
What if we got him a hooker? Do you think that might help? He'd get to have some fun, plus he'd get lunch too!
How is he still alive if he's only living on bugs and rats and stuff? Why does he think our blood is spoiled? Did one of his vampire friends ruin it for him by giving him a dead body?
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Not sure about a hooker. She'd have to be clean, for sure because a dirty whore will only further disillusion him. You'd be best off finding him a virgin. I've looked, but I live in New Jersey where virgins are rather scarce. He thinks human blood is spoiled because he used to reside in Hollywood and suck on the diseased blood of celebrities and other whores and sluts, so he's been eating small animals to stay alive...just like Tommy Girl did for a while in Interview With the Vampire when he was living in the cemetery.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Photo op would have been more natural if Mom was carrying the card, Heidi the roses and Spenser the purse...
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Garlic makes him choke-cough, like when you sniff vinegar or breathe in on a bottle of hotsauce. It'll keep him from crying for at least half an hour. He really can't stand the garlic, but he'll eat it anyway because he really loves Frosted Mini Wheats.
As far as I know, he doesn't escape at night because he doesn't want to. He's got this idea in his head that human blood has spoiled. I tell him all the time: "Go on out and bite some necks...It'll make you feel better." But he flat-out refuses. Instead he just sits in the basement and cries and cries...GD it, I need my sleep!
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What if we got him a hooker? Do you think that might help? He'd get to have some fun, plus he'd get lunch too!
How is he still alive if he's only living on bugs and rats and stuff? Why does he think our blood is spoiled? Did one of his vampire friends ruin it for him by giving him a dead body?
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 11:37am.
Good plan. That sounds like a good idea, boss feeding. What happens when you feed him garlic? Am I goingt o have to invest in a good amount of barf bags or just open the windows?
Does he escape at night ever?
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Garlic makes him choke-cough, like when you sniff vinegar or breathe in on a bottle of hotsauce. It'll keep him from crying for at least half an hour. He really can't stand the garlic, but he'll eat it anyway because he really loves Frosted Mini Wheats.
As far as I know, he doesn't escape at night because he doesn't want to. He's got this idea in his head that human blood has spoiled. I tell him all the time: "Go on out and bite some necks...It'll make you feel better." But he flat-out refuses. Instead he just sits in the basement and cries and cries...GD it, I need my sleep!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
I can't see Hohan's pussy (I just know it's there), and any pic of Paris will skank up anyone's computer...lol
I am actually speaking up for a few people who are tired of looking at an asshole......I was just suggesting a different ass.......though that is a great ass.
I just read your post.....you're awesome.
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
and chrissy does the same poses...he/she/it should work on some new poses...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 12, 2008 - 5:31pm.
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But maybe it's time for a chnage of avie pic anyway so leave it with me! :)
i'm breaking my promise on not commenting on these two just point out that twit (or is twat) pants are fitting disgusting loose in the front area...now my stomach hurts...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
The friggin tall one (Whitney?) was on Good Day L.A. this morning....WHY?
Audrina now booked a movie.......I really wish these no talent losers would go away.
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Heidi's Mother is very attractive. Certainly more so than her attention-whore daughter. Heidi, learn from Mommy!
I honestly used to like Heidi in the first season of The Hills.... back before the fake nose, lips, boobs and douchey boyfriend... ewww SPENCER. But I have to say these two are so over-the-top obnoxious that I can't help but question if they are in on the joke. I mean, those pictures! They're kind of funny.
Whatever though, I still like Heidi better than eyeballs-to-the-sky Audrina, who has as much personality as the bowl of oatmeal I'm eating right now. It seems like they try to market Audrina as the "hot one" - please!!
But what I really want to know: is that a legit Hermes????
@ LCT- Yeah it is in theaters. We downloaded it (Shh!) just as we have a little guy at home and don;t want to leave him with sitters yet. So we watch stuff here for now. Forest Whittaker is in it too, fantastic as always. I was happy to see Hugh in this (not a huge role but decent) as he needs to be in more movies. Keanu was in it too and even though he doesn't seem to have tons of range I can't hate him.
"You gotta go through it so see there ain't nothin' to it" - Gary Busey
I don't remember him/her wearing a skirt, but he/she is so pathetic, it wouldn't surprise me if he/she brought a change of clothes!
The storefront looks like Les Habitudes, but he could be walking Robertson every day for all I know....lol
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Alright, then...I'll send him over in about a week, or so. I've been working on trying to lure my boss into my basement and I've almost got him convinced. Sure, the vampire will cry like a little bitch after he sucks THAT wet blanket's blood, but after that I can send him right to you and that clean Canadian air...that should make him feel better.
Feeding him garlic works wonders when you want a break from his constant sobbing. Not in Cheerios, though--he hates them. He's big on the Frosted Mini Wheats!
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Good plan. That sounds like a good idea, boss feeding. What happens when you feed him garlic? Am I goingt o have to invest in a good amount of barf bags or just open the windows?
Does he escape at night ever?
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
psl--are these pix of chrissy when you saw him driving down robertson the other day?
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
This Heidi always reminds me of a TRANNY & A HORSE!! More like a melange of Chrissy Crocker & Seabiscuit!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 12, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Hey RichBitch:
any chance of you finding another ass avie, where we can't see his asshole?
just askin......
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But there's nothing there to see, no hole anyway, just shadow. How come that's somehow unseemly when someone else has Hohan's pussy in their avie and you have Parisite, I mean come on now that's melting my monitor with skank!!!! ;-D
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 11:23am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Yeah, but he's so annoying! All he does is sit and cry about the fact that it's hard to find good blood, anymore. He doesn't know what he's talking about, though. He came here straight from Hollywood by swapping coffins with a man who was supposed to be shipped to his family back in Jersey, took up refuge in my basement, and was only out once when he sucked the blood of an old, rich and bitter Montclair bitch. He hasn't left the basement since, and feeds on bugs, rats, and mice. He came here after ingesting tons of diseased blood from Hollywood assholes and thinks we have nothing better to offer, here. You want him? I'll send him your way so he can cry in YOUR basement and keep YOU up at night. But I like you, Carrot. I'd advise against it.
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You can send him here. I've got a few people I could feed to him. Nice chubby ones. He'd have nothing to say about no good blood after that. I'm sure their insides taste like french fries and pepperoni pizza. I like you too, which is why I'd take him off your hands. If he pisses me off, I'll just put garlic in his Cheerios.
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Alright, then...I'll send him over in about a week, or so. I've been working on trying to lure my boss into my basement and I've almost got him convinced. Sure, the vampire will cry like a little bitch after he sucks THAT wet blanket's blood, but after that I can send him right to you and that clean Canadian air...that should make him feel better.
Feeding him garlic works wonders when you want a break from his constant sobbing. Not in Cheerios, though--he hates them. He's big on the Frosted Mini Wheats!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Hey RichBitch:
any chance of you finding another ass avie, where we can't see his asshole?
just askin......
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 12:26pm.
They canceled the National BitchFest?
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If only it were that easy.
I just think it's a matter of not having gotten laid since the late 90s.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.