Monday, May 12th 2008
I Wonder How Much Mom Got Paid?
It wouldn't be a holiday without one of Spencer and Heidi's totally candid photo shoots! Heidi brought her mother into the charade for a special Mother's Day shoot yesterday. I'm sorry, but I live for their amazing photo shoots. They should open up a business and help others look totally natural on special days.
I can't wait for their "Day of the Dead" photo shoot. Hopefully, they'll pose in a casket and we can bury them for good. Wait, then who will bring us these gems?
And it wouldn't be a Heidi post without pictures of her gorgeous twin sister, Chrissy Crocker.
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I just wish a slow long agonizingy painful death on these 2....
I would rather hang out with Crissy Crocker than Heidi or Spencer - & that ain't sayin' much....
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 12, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Oh and LCT- I see you have Hugh Laurie in yer Avie.. he was really good in the movie Street Kings .Was well worth seeing:)
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That's in theatres right? Not DVD? I heard it was awesome. And he's delicious. So damn right I want to see it.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on May 12, 2008 - 12:23pm.
HURRY PLEASE SOMEONE PASS ME THE PEPTO BISMOL!!!
Too late, my wastebasket is a mess.....
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Not even Gravol helps when it comes to these messes.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Chris Crocker remind me of Juliette Lewis in "The Other Sister" where she played that 'tard.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 11:21am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Does a day EVER exist for you when you DON'T feel the need to tell someone off? Nothing but bitching and moaning on every GD post.
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He's just still bitter over something that didn't happen 5 days ago.
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They canceled the National BitchFest?
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Oh and LCT- I see you have Hugh Laurie in yer Avie.. he was really good in the movie Street Kings .Was well worth seeing:)
"You gotta go through it so see there ain't nothin' to it" - Gary Busey
HURRY PLEASE SOMEONE PASS ME THE PEPTO BISMOL!!!
Too late, my wastebasket is a mess.....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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FOIST of all, how much is Heidi getting paid to pimp that horrible bag?
SECOND of all, Miss Chrissy is in dire need of a pedicure.
Thank you.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Yeah, but he's so annoying! All he does is sit and cry about the fact that it's hard to find good blood, anymore. He doesn't know what he's talking about, though. He came here straight from Hollywood by swapping coffins with a man who was supposed to be shipped to his family back in Jersey, took up refuge in my basement, and was only out once when he sucked the blood of an old, rich and bitter Montclair bitch. He hasn't left the basement since, and feeds on bugs, rats, and mice. He came here after ingesting tons of diseased blood from Hollywood assholes and thinks we have nothing better to offer, here. You want him? I'll send him your way so he can cry in YOUR basement and keep YOU up at night. But I like you, Carrot. I'd advise against it.
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You can send him here. I've got a few people I could feed to him. Nice chubby ones. He'd have nothing to say about no good blood after that. I'm sure their insides taste like french fries and pepperoni pizza. I like you too, which is why I'd take him off your hands. If he pisses me off, I'll just put garlic in his Cheerios.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 10:20am.
(**SPits out coffee**)
:)
"You gotta go through it so see there ain't nothin' to it" - Gary Busey
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Does a day EVER exist for you when you DON'T feel the need to tell someone off? Nothing but bitching and moaning on every GD post.
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He's just still bitter over something that didn't happen 5 days ago.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
It's creepy when blond men try and grow facial hair.
"You gotta go through it so see there ain't nothin' to it" - Gary Busey
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 11:11am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Never. It's as real as Celebrity Apprentice. You have your own vampire? That is the coolest thing I've ever heard. Does it wear a cloak?
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Yeah, but he's so annoying! All he does is sit and cry about the fact that it's hard to find good blood, anymore. He doesn't know what he's talking about, though. He came here straight from Hollywood by swapping coffins with a man who was supposed to be shipped to his family back in Jersey, took up refuge in my basement, and was only out once when he sucked the blood of an old, rich and bitter Montclair bitch. He hasn't left the basement since, and feeds on bugs, rats, and mice. He came here after ingesting tons of diseased blood from Hollywood assholes and thinks we have nothing better to offer, here. You want him? I'll send him your way so he can cry in YOUR basement and keep YOU up at night. But I like you, Carrot. I'd advise against it.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
All 3 of them look like that are laughing at a fake joke.. Like "here comes the guy I like. Act like I said something funny" says Spencer..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 10:56am.
Snap!
tell us how you really feel, lol.
seriously, these two need to get on the bus to hell already.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 12, 2008 - 10:59am.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 11:46am.
CROCKER YOU HAVE A PENIS. WEAR GD PANTS.
This sexual confusion thing is starting to irritate me.
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Do black people irritate you to? What about the handicapped? Bigot.
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Does a day EVER exist for you when you DON'T feel the need to tell someone off? Nothing but bitching and moaning on every GD post.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
WTF is w/ Spencers shoes?? Also, Chrissy looks really pretty here.. LOL.. *flushes puke*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Carrot, are you meaning to tell me that The Hills is scripted? *gasp!* No! I won't believe such nonsense! I thought it was as real as that depressed vampire who lives (sort of) in my basement. I'm shocked!
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Never. It's as real as Celebrity Apprentice. You have your own vampire? That is the coolest thing I've ever heard. Does it wear a cloak?
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Crocker, it's time for the estrogen smoothies. Fine. I get it.. You want to be a chick. You need to lose the 5 o'clock shadow and the quads that hang over your kneecap. If you are gonna do this whole "I am Woman!" look, do it right! Let's get you some boobs, hormones and a new bag!
Now step away from the clearance rack @ Target, and let's get this party started! *hands Crocker a razor*
sombody also flush this toilet.
fuckers. annoying, rebuplican fuckers.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 10:46am.
Also, I watch the Hills. Heidi and Spencer seemingly hate each other. What the eff are they always doing together??
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Carrot, are you meaning to tell me that The Hills is scripted? *gasp!* No! I won't believe such nonsense! I thought it was as real as that depressed vampire who lives (sort of) in my basement. I'm shocked!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Page me when Heidi does pr0n
Would someone please snipe these fuckers already?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 12, 2008 - 10:58am.
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Sorry to steal your thunder. I'm having a shiteous day.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
I've never watched the Hills.
Heidi is a cute enough girl.
Spencer is a turd bucket.
Will Chrissy start taking hormones already. I'm sick of his flat chest.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 11:46am.
CROCKER YOU HAVE A PENIS. WEAR GD PANTS.
This sexual confusion thing is starting to irritate me.
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Do black people irritate you to? What about the handicapped? Bigot.
Has she tucked in the bottom of her jeans? Tacky!!!
DAMN ISMU I was gonna come here and spew my venom on these two fucktards but you said everything I could ever say!
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
I want to kick Spencer's dick in and pop Heidi's Tittysteins with a fucking barbecue fork. Then pee on both their mothers for not aborting.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
oh no!
face of monster night makes unepants upwords krawl into buttox cheeks.
YIKES!
And mom thair has to look at his fuzz face canoodling with her on his lap. You know mom is thinking that he puts it in her and inside her head she screams to not put it in her daughter to make little hairry babys!
Their photos always look like some cheese from an 80's yearbook spread.
I don't know why I watch The Hills, but I do, I can't help it. I don't watch it for them, though. I'm now obsessed with what bitches Lauren and Lo are to Audrina.
Good times.
I love how Heidi is always wearing 4 inch heels for a walk in the park or at the beach. Will be funnier when she twists her ankle because of it.
Somehow, I'm not surprised that Heidi's mother is helping them in their 'press-whoredness'.
And Samantha Ronson looks cute in that outfit!
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Spencer in 1st pic "AAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAA"
And MK thanks for the CACAroach pics...they are always perfect when posted with these two douche-gags...lol
I'm still trembling from seeing Chrissy in person......sigh
I HATE Heidi and Spencer. Fuck.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Eeeps, Heidi's mom nearly flashed the Britney. Wonder if Heidi gave her tips on how not to pose?
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Now their families are in on the sham... BOO big BOO....
*Smile Bitches*
CROCKER YOU HAVE A PENIS. WEAR GD PANTS.
This sexual confusion thing is starting to irritate me.
Also, I watch the Hills. Heidi and Spencer seemingly hate each other. What the eff are they always doing together??
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.