Monday, May 12th 2008

Crackwalk

Amy Wino may walk the runways at London's Fashion Week this Fall. I really shouldn't say "walk." I should say she might drag her ass down the catwalk. Julian MacDonald has asked her to wear one of his gowns in his fashion show.

Julian said, “She’s an amazing talent. We are always busy working on fashion week. She’s an incredible person, who is just very unique and has a great style. She is just so different.

Different? Julian needs to take a bike ride through the East Village of NYC. Half of those crackhead hipsters look like Wino.

Good luck getting Wino to talk in a straight line. Julian should leave little crack rocks up and down the catwalk. That way Wino will take her time down the catwalk, slowly picking up the rocks. She won't be distracted!

Here's some pictures of the crackhead coyotes of the forest yesterday in London.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

Fucking disgusting.

WTF? She's running around in her bra. WTF???

This crackhead is going to be taking a dirt nap real soon.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 12, 2008 - 9:42am.

Top, bottom, and a few times in the middle.
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I need to make an appointment with my nutritionist.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 12, 2008 - 12:41pm.
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no fear. if she broke in your tent she looks like you could knock her over with a good fart.
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I'd be more worried about her knocking ME out with a good crack fart. Or green smelly breath like in the cartoons.

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Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on May 12, 2008 - 9:46am.

It IS very sad. Unfortunately, that kind of behavior sells newspapers.
I met a family from London last December and they said Amy is in the newspaper every single day.

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MJF's picture

Say what you will, but at least she's wearing undergarments.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 12:37pm.

I know that she is a talent. What I was trying to say is, I don't understand all the media focus on her. Running around the woods like a crackhead totally takes away from her talent, in my humble opinion.

I guess I just prefer the talented, music-making Wino as opposed to the crazy jungle woman running around London. It's just sad. She's totally throwing everything away.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 12:41pm.

Top, bottom, and a few times in the middle.

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christine the hoff's picture

\carrottop
no fear. if she broke in your tent she looks like you could knock her over with a good fart.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 12, 2008 - 9:39am.

And she added crack to the food pyramid!!
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At the top or the bottom?

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letinstar's picture

i really wish wino would keep her clothes on..she is rancid...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 12:37pm.

And she added crack to the food pyramid!!

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

PSL--
Paris Bistro, Minus Paris
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on May 12, 2008 - 9:34am.
I don't understand this whole Winehouse phenom.
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Amy Winehouse is one of the most original, honest, and brave singer/songwriters to emerge in recent years.

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Team Valtrex's picture

Wow, like yesterday's pics, but now with a guitar!!!

Maybe tomorrow someone will be wearing a bandanna!!!

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LOVECARROTTOP's picture

That is EXACTLY the sort of person I worry about trying to get into my tent in the middle of the night when I'm camping.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Amy Amy Amy
Although i've been here before
Amy Amy Amy
Your just to hard to ignore
Masculin you spin a spell
I think you'd wear me well
Amy Amy Amy
Wheres my morel parallel
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parissucksliterally's picture

MrsK;

what is that place, and how do you know about it?

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ITSKTBITCH's picture

I don't understand this whole Winehouse phenom. And I think it's so humerous how these fashion designers think she's so 'stylish' and 'unique'.... it's like crackhead chic!

I honestly think the fact that she's skin and bones has something to do with it. Ever notice that anyone who is a size 000 and dresses fug is suddenly a "fashion icon"? Honestly, what is that about?

rotten_egg's picture

So I assume the real anorexic models are now dead? or are they so broke they could only afford Wino as their model?. Anyway, Wino at least has the anorexic vibe and the shape-less body of a 12 year old boy..

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Mopa's picture

Are we sure that she isn't just living out in the woods now?

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

PSL!!!! and all dlisted Angelenos

Sgt. Recruiter

cozy little Paris bistro-type bar in Hollywood.
intimate and friendly and casual and sophisticated at the same time.

4655 Hollywood Blvd.
323-669-3922

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She's so gross - another one who looks like she stinks...

Don't her hands kind of look like they're turning blue ?? Probably lack of circulation because all of her arm veins have collapsed....

Bluck...........

The C word's picture

Julian, 'heroin chic' went out in the 90s and for good reason!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Enough! This is like Part 3 of the documentary "Does A Crackhead Shit In the Woods".

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yiooooooo's picture

she is disgusting i dont think that is the kind of image people want to see in a fashion show but if they have models whit coat cover whit mouse amy will feel right at home

oklahoma's picture

Whatever she wears will be all torn up and stained to the fullest.. But atleast she is "talented, and different" LOL.. I guess also she only does small loads of laundry, since she only wears bra's and panties around, and occasionally short shorts..

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NitWitty's picture

They'll have to burn the dress after they peel it off her body, otherwise it could get up and walk off on it's own.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Michael! I saw enough of these pics yesterday, thankyouverymuch!

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