Monday, May 12th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Megan Fox goes topless for her "craft" - Hollywood Tuna

Brit Brit's boots from hell are back for Mother's Day - Popsugar

Hayden Panatroll is a total lesbo - IDLYITW

Blasphemy! Jamie Lynn Spears goes to church - Just Jared

Bai Ling goes topless....just because - Egotastic!

Vom! Tori Spelling's pregnant chichis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Madonna is a SuperDiva - Hollywood Rag

Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn - Cityrag

Straight to DVD: Audrina Partridge will star in Into the Blue 2 - A Socialite's Life

Jackie Warner is such a dumb fuck - Towleroad

P.S. - The CAPTION THIS Contest will be back tomorrow as well as open comments. I promise...I think...

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by NitWitty on May 12, 2008 - 6:58pm.

Great poem and I agree.

ChubbyWubby's picture

AHH Nitwitty....THX for the poem.

:-)

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Manimal5's picture

After looking at all the Megan Fox pictures I really consider myself a fan of "art."

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Green Acres's picture

Mylie? Is that you?
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

NitWitty's picture

Ode to Chubby Wubby

Sometimes I chit,
Somtimes I chat.
I like to ignore the buzz of a gnat.
I can't thank MK,
Remotely enough,
For giving us moobies and any old muff.
What I really do like,
Is honest and true.
I laugh at your posts and you being you.

Giggidy, giggidy...Alright!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Karen Flatts's picture

ChubbyWubby-- Ha!! I knew it! But at least that's a "R" post instead of your usual "X" or above. Thank you for humoring me.

DAE-- I am glad that she has at least one person in her corner. I know it seems unfair that people jump on her, and that was my biggest problem with it too. I hope you don't get burned out on defending her like I did. I just got really tired of speaking up for her and then her constantly proving me wrong to the other posters. My biggest hope for her is that she learns something from all of this. If she is even remotely like this in real life then the road ahead is going to be very tough for her, because there aren't many as forgiving as you, my dearheart. And I mean that-- I think you are a kind soul for caring.

OT (for Chubby)Megan Fox's tits are as plastic as her face.

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A college student doesn't know how to tell the difference between "access" and "assess" and, shit, what was her big wrong word mess up last week????

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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08

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Before I say anything I want to firstly apologise to not reply to the following comments sooner. I'm sorry.

Submitted by oklahoma on May 12, 2008 - 9:38pm.
I never actually seen Star Wars so I dont have a clue who you are talking about. However Xtina was singing the last song on her Stripped tour when the pic in question was taken. Poor thing's tired out. (Her hair is black in the pic)
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 9:38pm.

I'm sorry but I disagree, I respect your opinion. I just do honestly belive that LA's misunderstood alot of the time. I'm sorry, but I can't change the way I feel.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 10:15pm.
I remember you defending LA quite a bit. When LA first started posting, I didn't like her but now I do. I think people treat LA unfairly, her past behaviour wasn't good, but to start fights with her just because they enjoy tormenting her. It's not fair, it isn't right. (sorry for the short reply - I can't think at the min)

~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~

Stock Brokerlina's picture

Meagan Fox from the neck down...CALIENTE!

From the neck up, its a 2-ply bag time.

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Submitted by Clarisse on May 12, 2008 - 2:44pm.

Thanks, doll face.

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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN

Clarisse's picture

Mrs. K,
No apologies needed. You can only swallow so much bull shit before you have to call someone out.

IF anyone didn't like the thread, they could leave.

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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA

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Submitted by kathleen.tamara on May 12, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Now can we PLEASE talk about Megan Fox's tits?
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Oh, my dysfunctional family and how LA plays into it are not of interest to you?
:)

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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

I apologize. I really took the ball and ran with it today.

This is a deeply personal issue for me, more than any of you could ever know, and I let it get out of hand.

Forgive me?
Love you, owe you.

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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN

ChubbyWubby's picture

Karen Flatts-I keep the comments focused on the celebrity postings

BTW, I would love to lick Megan Fox's tits!

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by kathleen.tamara on May 12, 2008 - 3:36pm.

I can't disagree with you. You have a point. I am sorry. Please go ahead and talk about Megan's breasts.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

Forget about Megan tits, what the fuck did she do to her face? Another victim of too much Restylane. Gross.

Karen Flatts's picture

ChubbyWubby-- You better be careful. A lot of posters are throwing past comments back in people's faces, and having read some of yours I don't think you should be labeling anything worthless or immature. I would be pleasantly surprised if you could go two posts without an essay on how you would like to lick someone's____ or massage their___, or any other number of sexually explicit, juvenile ripoffs from "Dear Playboy" letters.

kathleen.tamara's picture

Now can we PLEASE talk about Megan Fox's tits?

kathleen.tamara's picture

I basically never comment, but I have been reading dlisted for a long time. And honestly, I think people like these dumbass arguments between LA and spammers, regulars, alternates, whoever... If they didn't, they wouldn't feed them. She can't have a conversation with herself.

LA- Things used to bother me WAY more than you. I mean, no one could say anything remotely objectionable to me. So I get how you feel when someone gets under your skin, but dude, you're always going to be the asshole if you keep the conversation going. It sucks, but that's just how arguments work.

It works best just say you don't like something once and end it there. Otherwise, it just encourages people to fuck with you more and like you less.

Bottom line- you're feeding the conversation. If you really don't like being attacked, then quit answering after you've made your point. If you do like stirring the shit, so be it. It's on everyone else to quit responding to it.

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Personally I wouldn't step foot in here if we were ONLY allowed to talk about the topic at hand.

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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on May 12, 2008 - 5:31pm.

Then I suppose "DrunkenStepfather" is anxiously awaiting your arrival.

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

ChubbyWubby's picture

I'm not really sure why some of you posters are using these boards as chat rooms. You are filling up endless pages with your bickering and worthless chit chat.

That's why I don't frequent PH's site and all those immature "I'm first" comments.

Keep the postings focused on the topics.....

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 5:28pm.
I have elephant tranqs...

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Those will for sure do the trick...

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

MONKEYPOX's picture

I have elephant tranqs...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"Learn to access the fucking situation and figure out for your damn self if I am serious or not. In the Zee thread I am serious as a heart attack but half the time I don't mean the shit I say."

OMGROFLMFAO....
Yes one must "access" to "assess" the point of any situation on a gossip blog.
still LMFAO, the 360's must be devastatingly dizzying.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

FuckingLoveAngelina's picture

boswalla out!

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Okay, I think we need a bigger dose...Valium maybe? How about Paxil? Or maybe some Fukitol?

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Got any Rhino tranquilizer darts?

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Mrs. Kravitz ~ Whiskey Sour it is!

*handing glass over the bar*

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Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 12, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Mrs. Kravitz....come sit on my lap and have a Rum & Coke.
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Sweetie, make it a whiskey sour and you've got a deal.

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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 12, 2008 - 3:18pm.

Learn to access the fucking situation and figure out for your damn self if I am serious or not. In the Zee thread I am serious as a heart attack but half the time I don't mean the shit I say.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

MONKEYPOX's picture

Okay, I think we need a bigger dose...Valium maybe? How about Paxil? Or maybe some Fukitol?

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

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Thank you, Stockbroker!
I'm just so goddamned tired of this......

have a great afternoon all, I'm off now.

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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 5:16pm.

Man, thats bullshit. I have never said anything about anyone insult wise that someone would actually believe or take seriously. However Mrs K is doing the opposite of that.
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You are so unbelievably ridiculous I'm having a hard time thinking straight. So, when you call someone a stupid fucking lying bitch over and over and over, you're just kidding? My fucking God. Are you schizophrenic?

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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Rum and cokes, vodka tonics, and coladepines for everyone! yay!

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Gladly and gratefully accepted, and a nice cigarette.....ahhhh

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Stock Brokerlina's picture

LOVESANGELINA....for Gawd's sake, DROP IT ALREADY WOMAN!

Geez.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 12, 2008 - 3:09pm.

Man, thats bullshit. I have never said anything about anyone insult wise that someone would actually believe or take seriously. However Mrs K is doing the opposite of that.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

MONKEYPOX's picture

Rum and cokes, vodka tonics, and coladepines for everyone! yay!

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

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That's why the D-listers love ya Mrs. K!!!

Don't let LA get you riled...

In my village (heeheehee) they say, trying to talk sanity to a lunatic is like trying to teach a fish to ride a motorcycle.

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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA

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Mrs. Kravitz....come sit on my lap and have a Rum & Coke.

Forget about "LovesAngeloonie", she will never learn. Its an exercise in futility.

ParisSuckss ~ I agree. Moratorium to all Dlisters: just ignore Loves Angelina and let her be. Its not worth the good times we have otherwise.

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Point. Set. Match to Mrs. K. Of course, I am just a Dlisted-pansy-ass-follower-cult-member. You know how I know? Because there has NEVER been another disagreement between two Dlisted posters besides all of you big meanies who pick on LA all of the time. Everybody always agrees and we all pick daisies together on our lunch break.

DAE-- I was like you too, but now I am the reverse. When LA first started posting here I actally defended her several times. I felt that picking on her was liking picking on the slow kid in class. However, instead of taking the many, many, MANY constructive and quite nice criticisms that Dlisters sent her way in the spirit that it was given and using it to her advantage, she would just lash out and freak out completely. Which of course, completely unfairly branded her a nutjob. Because, as we all know, rational people can completely turn on a dime and spew venomous and hateful comments, and then start posting again ten minutes later and be completely baffled why anyone would give them a hard time. Yeah....

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Messing with screen names?
Oy.
I'm glad it bothers LA.
Who cares anyway? FLA did it for entertainment purposes only not to ignite the loonbomb.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Submitted by Clarisse on May 12, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Mrs. K,
Does that mean you are into necrophelia and beastiality?
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To name a few of my many hobbies.

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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 3:04pm.

Ok. Then we'll just dispute it.

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NO THERE IS NO DISPUTE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LUNATIC PSYCHOTIC BITCH WHO ONLY HAS A FEW HOURS LEFT ON HER PASS AWAY FROM WHATEVER PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL LET YOU OUT. MRS.KRAVITZ IS A SANE AND NORMAL PERSON WHOM YOU SHOULD NOT BULLY. BULLIES DO NOT EXHIBIT RATIONAL BEHAVIOR.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 12, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Fully agree with you, but some peple just love to beat a dead horse.

In my village we sey make sure horse is dead and then we not beat it
and when village horse keep eating all the crops the people sey HEY HORSE IT MY CROPS ALL DAY!
and peapole say NO WE CANT BEAT HORSE ITS TWO BIG

peapole say THAT HORSE SUCKS WE BEAT IT!

i do not no if this translait well to english

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

TV--True dat.

"The heart wants what the heart wants"

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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 5:06pm.

No, I don't try and say I know what any of your problems are. I am the first to admit, I know nothing about your lives off this site. I don't do what Mrs K does to me. I don't mess with your screen names, that I don't do.
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Who cares about screennames, seriously?? You coming on here and calling people bad parents and stupid whorey bitches and all that crap is what people care about. You just said it. You know nothing about us. So the next time you ramble on with personal insults, REMEMBER THAT.

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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

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Submitted by No Words on May 12, 2008 - 1:56pm.

OK, here's the thing.
I have been eating the shit of drama-addicted attention-whore sociopaths for a long time and I'm not going to do it anymore.

'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!'

It is what it is...shrug.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 3:04pm.

Ok. Then we'll just dispute it.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

FuckingLoveAngelina's picture

this is like the movie when the attrakshun is fatal or when the single kawkajun female wants a mate for room and kills lover with shoe!

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Mrs. K,
Does that mean you are into necrophelia and beastiality?

(get it??? Beating a dead horse???)

*whistle whistle*
walk away...

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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA

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