Monday, May 12th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Megan Fox goes topless for her "craft" - Hollywood Tuna
Brit Brit's boots from hell are back for Mother's Day - Popsugar
Hayden Panatroll is a total lesbo - IDLYITW
Blasphemy! Jamie Lynn Spears goes to church - Just Jared
Bai Ling goes topless....just because - Egotastic!
Vom! Tori Spelling's pregnant chichis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Madonna is a SuperDiva - Hollywood Rag
Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn - Cityrag
Straight to DVD: Audrina Partridge will star in Into the Blue 2 - A Socialite's Life
Jackie Warner is such a dumb fuck - Towleroad
P.S. - The CAPTION THIS Contest will be back tomorrow as well as open comments. I promise...I think...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 5:05pm.
It makes me horny.
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It must. There's no logical reason for it.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Mrs.Kravitz, you have THE adorablest avvie!! I have such a hard time finding clear ones that are 85x85
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 12, 2008 - 3:00pm.
No, I don't try and say I know what any of your problems are. I am the first to admit, I know nothing about your lives off this site. I don't do what Mrs K does to me. I don't mess with your screen names, that I don't do.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 12, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I propose a moratorium on answering LA's posts. For ALL of our sakes.
SHEESH.
I am so friggin bored of this, I have to tell you.
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 12, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Fully agree with you, but some people just love to beat a dead horse.
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It makes me horny.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
*doing topless hula in corner trying to distract everyone*
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 2:53pm.
I know you somehow think that what you're doing is the same thing as what I do to you but I have never done this to you or anyone.
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Whatever...tomato, tomahto.
I disagree and anyway, I will never back down, I will never concede.
Bottom line is, I can't control what you believe and you can't control what I believe.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
I guess the notion that someone could disagree with her without them having some sort of defect never entered her mind.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Stocky your pic is killing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... yummers!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Okay folks...let's all chill out and have some Rum & Cokes.
LoveAngelina ~ may I suggest you have one the size of a Big Gulp? You really need to settle down babe and grow thicker skin if you want to play with us. Or not. Whatever.
Just a friendly suggestion.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 4:56pm.
I know you somehow think that what you're doing is the same thing as what I do to you but I have never done this to you or anyone.
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This is one of your jokes that no one gets, right?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
A cult?
What?
Hey, i didn't get the memo-alina....
Do we get space ships with membership dues?
Free Kool Aid?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
♥♥♥♥ NOBODY PUTS MRS.KRAVITZ IN A CORNER ♥♥♥♥
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 2:53pm.
I know you somehow think that what you're doing is the same thing as what I do to you but I have never done this to you or anyone.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local
For Mrs. Kravitz....
"No, I won't back down.
Won't be turned around.
You can stand me up at the gates of hell
But I won't back down."
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AKA No Wordalina
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 12, 2008 - 4:52pm.
GUYS! Come on!
Do you realize this shit goes on every fucking day now?
Enough already- it's fucking redundant.
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Fully agree with you, but some people just love to beat a dead horse.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 1:49pm.
she still forces that shit out there like its true.
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And guess what? I am never going to back down, I am never going to concede.
Oh my god I'm giddy!
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 4:49pm.
She is talking about me like she fucking knows me or some shit.
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I'll bet that's exactly what AJ would say about you.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 12, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I dunno about the rest of youse horz but I dang sure drank the Kool-Aid.
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Silly me, here I was thinking SHE drank the kool-aid!! (by the gallon)
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
GUYS! Come on!
Do you realize this shit goes on every fucking day now?
Enough already- it's fucking redundant.
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Shall we call this Exhibit A?
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 12, 2008 - 2:41pm.
You're disgusting lying bitch. Go fuck yourself. Lying bitch. Stop lying about the kids you evil bitch. Zee could walk fine and last year she walked fine and even around in the park with her father. So why don't you stop with all the bullshit bitch.
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SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of the new millenium.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
OMG...DebFrmHell...I think I love you, too.
*openly crying now*
And Uvula...*muah*
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AKA No Wordalina
damn dude, Michael K should just rename the site:
LOVE ANGELINA featuring dlisted
(hi and bye to all ♥♥♥)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 12, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I dunno about the rest of youse horz but I dang sure drank the Kool-Aid.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 2:44pm.
I state what I know and if I don't know something I don't say I do. Simple as that. She is talking about me like she fucking knows me or some shit. Ok, fine I get on your nerves but now she is trying to diagnose me, I keep telling her thats not true and she still forces that shit out there like its true.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Shall we call this Exhibit A?
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 12, 2008 - 2:41pm.
You're disgusting lying bitch. Go fuck yourself. Lying bitch. Stop lying about the kids you evil bitch. Zee could walk fine and last year she walked fine and even around in the park with her father. So why don't you stop with all the bullshit bitch.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 4:42pm.
The fact that you constantly state the shit you believe as fact pisses me off.
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Sigh. You really don't think before you type, do you?
You tell everyone on here you know every fact there is to know about Angie, yet you don't know her. Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Whaaaat? You mean to tell me DListed isn't a cult? And M.K. isn't the Messiah?
And I'm not a minion of his church?
Damn.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Yo, serious up, y'all, I think what we have here is someone who is ESL-ing through the internet, and likely has more than one personality going on in there. Just my opinion, not a clinician, just tellin' my observation.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 1:42pm.
I don't give a fuck what you believe, its wrong, but I could give a shit. The fact that you constantly state the shit you believe as fact pisses me off.
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WOW. That is soooooo spooky cuz I feel the same way about you.
Coincidence or no? Shall we be BFFs?
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 2:30pm.
The fact that you constantly state the shit you believe as fact pisses me off.
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You did NOT just say that. What a damn hypocrite you are. You ALWAYS state your beliefs as fact. Face it, you can't take the shit you dish out.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
THIS EDDIOT SHOES ARE NOT MY FAULT! I HAVE SHOES AND DAY IS LONG TO LISTEN TO FOOT ISSUES!
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Preach on, sista!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Please. If it were one or two people that had a problem with LA's style of "communication", it could be a fluke. Twenty and thirty people on a regular basis find LA to be naive, argumentative, inflammatory and rude. It's not a "cult"- it's called the majority.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 1:37pm.
oh and sane people go batshit crazy if you say anything the least bit negative about their "idol".
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It's not just her idol. If someone disagrees with her on any thread, not just an AJ thread, it makes her sad or mad and she is forced to go batshit crazy.
Yes, we are at fault. She does nothing wrong.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 2:30pm.
I don't give a fuck what you believe, its wrong, but I could give a shit. The fact that you constantly state the shit you believe as fact pisses me off. So you think I have some thing your sister had, ok whatever, I don't, but going around saying I do, like you're my fucking shrink is not ok.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Okay, LA, now I have absolutely had it with you and your fucking stupid antics in a bid to keep any and all attention directed toward your lame miserable idiotic fucking self.
I shit you not, no less than 50 people in the last six months have suggested to you that perhaps a fucking shrink is in your useless fucking future.
You either are the DUMBEST cunt that ever came down any road, be it paved or dirt, or you just don't see anything you do as wrong. They pick on me! (boohoo, sob and weep) I NEVER invite it!(wahhh) I just react!
You idolize a twat bumping, heroin using, man thief and is only recently trying to clean up her act and show the "sainted" part. What a damn peice of irony is THAT! Take it a little farther and try to emulate your precious Angelina Jolie and try to clean up your act, too, and quit trying to get into I am the Greatest Holder of All Knowledge Jolie Hall of Fucking Fame!
You are the Biggest AssBite EVER!
p.s.
Take advantage of any free shrink help you get on these pages since you are obviously too cheap to pay for it.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 12, 2008 - 4:30pm.
in my village there is seying that sey
when village eddiot steps on glass village eddiot should put on shoe and if village eddiot say OH I STEP ON GLASS IT HURTS LOOK AT ME
yew just sey
EDDIOT PUT ON SHOES
and then if eddiot sey
OH LOOK I STEP ON GLASS WITH NO SHOES AGIAN LOOK AT ME
you sey
THIS EDDIOT SHOES ARE NOT MY FAULT! I HAVE SHOES AND DAY IS LONG TO LISTEN TO FOOT ISSUES!
and then if eddiot does this glass in foot again, the king cuts off their feet for the village is tired of yellings from eddiot who cried glass in foot.
It is long seying i not no how translate to english.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 12, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I think she does care, she's just misundetstood.
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I respect you for your kindness, and I would never tell you not to be kind to LA.
But PLEASE do not tell me she is misunderstood. As I said, I have been around people like her my entire life...family members, co-workers, friends. I understand LA all too well.
LA wants us to eat her shit and it ain't gonna happen.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
DAE.. I think Christina looks like the girl from Star Wars, the one w/ the buns on her ears.. What's her name? She looks diff to me w/ that hair color.. I like her w/ the blond, or even the black, but this looks weird..
OK I'm out.. See you beasts tomorrow.. I want lots of sex then.. toe tae??
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Either its a cult or a half of you are just pansy ass followers. LOL. Yeah I am the sane.
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Just a question, but do you think groups of friends are cults? Because that's all that this is. We have fun sharing jokes and opinions and confide in each other in the good and the bad. We're not out trying to recruit people to believe in aliens or anything like that. Being friends does not make us insane and I can't for the life of me understand why you would think that.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
*spits water all over monitor*
Did LA just call herself sane?!?!?!
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*falls out of chair*
Yeah, because sane people get their panties in a bunch over someone using a similar name as their moniker, oh and sane people go batshit crazy if you say anything the least bit negative about their "idol".
OMFG! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 12, 2008 - 4:20pm.
LOVESCARROTLINA....care to join me in a Rum & Coke to celebrate our rebirth?
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YES! Double, please!
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
~Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 2:08pm.
She should get her own fucking name.
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she did get her own name...
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 12, 2008 - 4:20pm.
You're awesome.
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Thank you, thank you, darling. I'm here every Monday evening. Try the veal!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 12, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Either its a cult or a half of you are just pansy ass followers. LOL. Yeah I am the sane.
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Pansies have asses? I did not know that!! I thought they had stalks, stems, leaves and flowers, but I did not know they had asses. Which side is the ass on, exactly? I want to see an ass on a pansy, now.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 12, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Either its a cult or a half of you are just pansy ass followers.
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OUCH! "Pansy ass followers." Man, that stings.
It's true, LA, you are a maverick and we are all sheeple.
Have a nice day.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 8:58pm.
I hear what you're saying. I disagree with you when you say 'she doesn't care about anything else except her feelings.' I think she does care, she's just misundetstood. I used to be like LA when she first came here. I used to to blow up at every tiny, little thing that upset me (no wait, I still do that, oh well.) If it hadn't been for someone giving me a second chance (which I still feel i didn't deserve) then I would've been 6ft under by now.
There have been many, many, many versions of FLA - LA1, LA2, LoveJennifer...It's old, tired and quite frankly boring now.
It's not about being understanding or whatever, it's about saying 'enough is enough'. If you don't like LA - DONT respind to ANY of her comments to matter how amusing you find them. DON'T start fights with her for NO REASON (some people have been known to do so) We're all adluts here, we can't we just act like it more often? I'm not saying that everyone has to get on with LA. It's just...a little kindness now and again goes a long way.
~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 1:23pm.
What are you...a shrink???
No, but I play one on TV
because I all I was trying to do was state my opinion.
Well, that's all very well and good, but I do not believe that for one second. I believe that you like to go onto threads and "mix it up." You know, molest the caca.
And frankly, there is absolutely nothing you can do to convince me otherwise. You can give it the ol' college try, but I'm not buying it.
No siree, Bob.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by Kizzy on May 12, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Either its a cult or a half of you are just pansy ass followers. LOL. Yeah I am the sane.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Kizzy on May 12, 2008 - 12:24pm.
how you been?
I can't complain... what about you?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!