Monday, May 12th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Megan Fox goes topless for her "craft" - Hollywood Tuna
Brit Brit's boots from hell are back for Mother's Day - Popsugar
Hayden Panatroll is a total lesbo - IDLYITW
Blasphemy! Jamie Lynn Spears goes to church - Just Jared
Bai Ling goes topless....just because - Egotastic!
Vom! Tori Spelling's pregnant chichis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Madonna is a SuperDiva - Hollywood Rag
Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn - Cityrag
Straight to DVD: Audrina Partridge will star in Into the Blue 2 - A Socialite's Life
Jackie Warner is such a dumb fuck - Towleroad
P.S. - The CAPTION THIS Contest will be back tomorrow as well as open comments. I promise...I think...
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I miss the 3rd grade.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Hang on, hang on, Team Rational Referee steppin' in here now. Did you just say we were a cult with the same brainwave, yet you are not, therefore YOU are the sane one? Just checking.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Boswalla change her electric name to FuckingLoveAngelinaAlinaAninaThepintoAndtheMaria-lina
In Boswallas village spicey talk make the king put heads in cow liquid.
the king say COW LIQUID TAKE AWAY THE SPICEY MOUTH! like when eat peppers and it taste of burning you have cow liquid
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥xxyxzlina!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ how you been?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 2:14pm.
What are you...a shrink??? I am not what you think, darling and just because you and the Dlisted cult have the same brain waves and all your posts the same, doesn't mean I have to be like that. I think and say what the fuck I want. If it pisses you off, I am sorry, because I all I was trying to do was state my opinion.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
FLA must bunk with Comingback.
I don't understand what it's trying to say...
*confused*
OMG Stock Brokerlina made me cream my pants-alina...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
LOVESCARROTLINA....care to join me in a Rum & Coke to celebrate our rebirth?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 12, 2008 - 4:14pm.
I know...it's like, I'll say, "Hi. My first name is [name here]." and they'll say, "Hey, [name here]'s my first name, too!" And I'll be like, "Well, you have to change your first name because it's mine and you should get your own first name. So there! *Rasperry*" The nerve, I tell you!
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You're awesome.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
LA, if you would stop calling people "this bitch" and "that skank", you might have an easier time in here.
Just an opinion. Everyone has them.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
♥♥♥♥♥Kizzylina♥♥♥♥♥
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Because this is an attack
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An unprovoked and undeserved attack, right? Yeah, cuz the problem is that nobody understands you and nobody has ever even tried.
No one is buying that crap.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Heya Miss Priss! :)
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
@Mrs.Kravitz--- W O R D ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Stock Brokerlina...JEALOUS i am!!!
And gawd dammit, i didn't think it was possible that i'd enjoy this post anymore, but OX DUNG!?!?!?!?!
Ox friggin dung!!!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 12, 2008 - 4:14pm.
PutSomeStank...wasn't Lucy Lawless Xena on TV?
I think I am having an identity crisis.
She was also FucklingLovesAngelina and was locked up in an ansylum. Good times... maybe not.
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Never fall in love with an Englishman. They will charm you, steal your heart then stomp all over you. Worst of all they are immune to your pain suffering and tears. ~ Based on a true story
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I have had the misfortune of spending most of my life around people like you. Believe me, I know your MO. I know that drama addicted sociopaths like you do not back down. You have to be right, no exceptions. Which is why you go into threads and deliberately express the minority view. Because you know people will disagree with you and then you can make it all about your feelings. Fine, be that way.
Just remember that we will NOT be bullied by you.
Go ahead, let the cussing begin.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
PutSomeStank...wasn't Lucy Lawless Xena on TV?
I think I am having an identity crisis.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 12, 2008 - 3:12pm.
I remember!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 12, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Because this is an attack and I am impressed this bitch is pulling this shit twice but its not fair. I don't cross lines like that neither should that bitch. She should get her own fucking name.
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I know...it's like, I'll say, "Hi. My first name is [name here]." and they'll say, "Hey, [name here]'s my first name, too!" And I'll be like, "Well, you have to change your first name because it's mine and you should get your own first name. So there! *Rasperry*" The nerve, I tell you!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Stock BrokerLINA
LMAO!!!!
Hey Miss Prisselina sounds fancy!!!
LOL!!!!!
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T-Shirt design: by 14
From the new Assley collection.
"My Heart Belongs to Daddy"
Get yours for $9.99 at Wet Beaver
Remember FuckingLovesAngelina was Lucy Lawless? Anyone??
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Never fall in love with an Englishman. They will charm you, steal your heart then stomp all over you. Worst of all they are immune to your pain suffering and tears. ~ Based on a true story
~Hi Braduful!!!
LOL you guys are so funny
~Hi Carrotop!!!!!
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T-Shirt design: by 14
From the new Assley collection.
"My Heart Belongs to Daddy"
Get yours for $9.99 at Wet Beaver
Miss Priss...we are making fun of Angeloonie Jolie by creating variations of our names with her name.
Miss Prissalina???
I am now Stock Brokerlina.
A different pic of Bale stockbroker?Great now I'm sweaty.
I am now reborn!!!
so spicey!
it like time when i go to village and i have cart tied to ox. Ox make mess on street and i step in it with sandle I think Boswalla yew have ox dung in toenails and children laff at yew this day is not good.
BUT I DID NOT BEAT MY OX!
I say Ox does these things after i feed it.
IT IS BOSWALLAS OX, BOSWALLA TAKE CARE OF BOSWALLA OX DUNG! I no make "hot sluts" deal with my anger over ox.
Psst. there is a new AJ thread
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 12, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Because this is an attack and I am impressed this bitch is pulling this shit twice but its not fair. I don't cross lines like that neither should that bitch. She should get her own fucking name.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
clarisee, giggles....
Miss Prissalina, hi slut.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 3:04pm.
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And it is your absolutes that do you in, bunny. The certainty that you "are" this or that instead of realizing that the reactions you get here are probably what people in the "real" world think and are just too polite to say.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Dang.. Bradiful Bitch. That av is Heaven! the tops, just the Tops!!..I'm going to have some dirty hands tonight.. tee hee..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 1:58pm.
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You know this already...I think I am in love with you. *hearts* to you!
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AKA No Wordalina
Ooh, new names! I'll be AngHasAFaceMadeForRadioalina.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
"Look, we both know you are full of shit. We both know you speak English and we both know you're here to piss me off."
Or, here to entertain the rest of us.
I choose my theory. LA is the only one who has a problem with it so it must be all about her, right?
*excessive eye roll*
And who knows, it's more than possible FLA came up with name first but didn't think to trademark it oh, wait, I mean trademark instability which logically then infers a name here using LOVE and ANGELINA together or in combination there of.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 1:59pm.
I don't operate with that kind of thinking. I don't give up, I will concede when I think its time and today ain't it.
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"Of course you know, this means war!" - Yosemite Sam
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Actually today is the first time in..well, ever, that I have had shitsandgiggles fun on anything pertaining to LA and her neediness-es to make it all about herself.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 1:59pm.
I don't operate with that kind of thinking. I don't give up, I will concede when I think its time and today ain't it.
Sorry.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Miss Priss on May 12, 2008 - 4:02pm.
The hell is going on in this thread...-alina?
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Hahahahahahahahahhaa.........
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
WELL SAID MRS K!!! Clap clap clap clap clap. Especially on the collective juvenile sense of humour part.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Love Angelina, why can't you think of this FLA person more of a tribute than of as an attack?
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Never fall in love with an Englishman. They will charm you, steal your heart then stomp all over you. Worst of all they are immune to your pain suffering and tears. ~ Based on a true story
The hell is going on in this thread...-alina?
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T-Shirt design: by 14
From the new Assley collection.
"My Heart Belongs to Daddy"
Get yours for $9.99 at Wet Beaver
BRADIFUL BITCH on May 12, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I am cautiously but curiously amused by this new language speak.
I LOVE it!!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Round 1?? I'd rather get ass raped by my flat iron turned up on high than see Round 2 of this petty, ridiculous stankshit.
You. Can't. Change. Their. Mind. Get over it!
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 12, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by No Words on May 12, 2008 - 8:24pm.
I'm just one of those people who try to give everyone a chance, no matter how bad their past actions have been.
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I think I gave LA plenty of chances to be a mensch, but she insists on making everything about her feelings. It doesn't even have to be about AJ. On the thread about the Duggars she went ballistic and attacked people because it made her "sad" that people were saying bad things about such a nice happy family. See how that works? She gets mad, sad, frustrated, whatever, she has a meltdown of atomic proportions because it is all about her feelings. End of story. She doesn't care about anything else except her feelings.
If she is mocked and made fun of there is a reason for it. This FLA person didn't just say "Oh, I think I'll make fun of someone today," and then randomly picked LA's name out of a hat.
FLA, whoever he/she is, is pissed off at having to put up with LA's bullshit.
We could and perhaps should be more understanding and compassionate of LA because she is not a WELL PERSON, however, we are not babysitters, we are not counselors or therapists. We are a group of adults, perhaps with a collectively juvenile sense of humor, who come here to have fun, not to help LA sort out her emotional issues.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 12, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Look, we both know you are full of shit. We both know you speak English and we both know you're here to piss me off.
Well for Round 1 FLA, you lying bitch, mission accomplished but thats only for now sweetie.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
oklahomalina!
Cheers Slut.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by xxyxz on May 12, 2008 - 3:52pm.
How did you do it??
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I deleted half of my email address so I could create a new account with my real email address then just added the same pic and comments :P Took less time than waiting for a MOD.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!
Haven't we met in the garden or at Travelocity?
I am cautiously but curiously amused by this new language speak.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Spicey mouth. Effing LOVE it.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!