Monday, May 12th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Megan Fox goes topless for her "craft" - Hollywood Tuna
Brit Brit's boots from hell are back for Mother's Day - Popsugar
Hayden Panatroll is a total lesbo - IDLYITW
Blasphemy! Jamie Lynn Spears goes to church - Just Jared
Bai Ling goes topless....just because - Egotastic!
Vom! Tori Spelling's pregnant chichis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Madonna is a SuperDiva - Hollywood Rag
Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn - Cityrag
Straight to DVD: Audrina Partridge will star in Into the Blue 2 - A Socialite's Life
Jackie Warner is such a dumb fuck - Towleroad
P.S. - The CAPTION THIS Contest will be back tomorrow as well as open comments. I promise...I think...
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 12, 2008 - 3:38pm.
LieAlotalina
StealAManalina
FakeAccentalinaSucksAlot
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These are the best!!!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 12, 2008 - 11:50am.
Hello Everyone!
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How did you do it??
LOVESCARROTTOP....I love it!
I will be right baaaack......
not only one can love angelina i just say one day oh god i fucking love her
YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!
its like taking oprah to the judge cause she makes copies of up and down diet that all the peapole have!
like jared from the samwitch store yell at van halen ex wife cause she eat less two!
So spicey???
I wish yew piece and times of happy.
I DONT KNOW WERD FOR TIMES IF HAPPY BUT I HOPE YEW HAVE IT! SPicey mouth!
Hello Everyone!
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Surprise!
Then I call dibs on Lovexxyxzalina...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
♥ attack to LOVE MONKEYPOXALINA
AssLipsalina
NoseJobalina
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
GimmeHeroinAlina...
dibs!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Madonna is a pig. Plain and simple, a pig.
That's because it requires one to be clever, my dear.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Who calls dibs on lovesmonkeypoxalina?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Fukabro: New from the Holy PittStain Company.
" Life like replicas of your sibling for those of you that need to keep it in the family, but your brothers girlfriend just doesn't understand. "
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"virgin human vagina here that i sit on!" FLA
Monkeypoxalina ♥s StockBrokerlina, xxyxzalina, Mama Kravitzalina, Stoneyalina, Bradiful Bitchalina, LovesCarrotTopalina, Isprainedmyuvulaina, VivaLalohanalina...etc
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Bulimialina?
Or is that just too hard to say?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Hey, what's going on in here? New skank names? can I be Your Mom Ate the Tacolina?
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by No Words on May 12, 2008 - 8:24pm.
And to DAE...you seem like a nice person. LA has been completely off-her-rocker mean to people...and some of us are just done.
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Well, I try to be. I know LA's not been the best poster and I know some of her rants have been, well, nasty(provoked or not). I can understand that. *shrugs* I'm just one of those people who try to give everyone a chance, no matter how bad their past actions have been.
~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~
Punchedbrad'spenisbackinsidesonowhehasavagina
thatshetakesfulladvantageofwithherhugepurplestrap-
ondildolina?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 1:38pm.
No that doesn't bother me. You think it would piss me off but it doesn't. I guess the novelty of mixing names up has been lost on me.
Someone using my screen name pisses me off.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
I wish MK would add a mute or ignore button to the threads. A certain someone needs to learn everything isn't about her all the time.
FLA reminds me a little of comingback. Love it!
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God be with you, dumbass.
MONEKYPOX....bawahhhhaaaaaa!!
Good one!
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 11:39am.
Can we actually change them or do we have to create new accounts?
I think you can ask the MOD...
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Go Spurs!
Morticialina?
Blackwidowspideralina?
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Stoneylina!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Patron-Saint-of-the-loonies-alina?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Fukabro-alina?
Fukinlimo-alina?
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Overhypedalina? Incestalina? Plasticina?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 12, 2008 - 3:33pm.
LOVESCARROTTOP....I'm going to change my name to "Stock Brokerlina"
You should become "LoveCarrotToplina"
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Can we actually change them or do we have to create new accounts?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Bradsballsinherpursealina?
DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
LovesTwatBumpingJolie?
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
LieAlotalina
StealAManalina
FakeAccentalinaSucksAlot
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Monkey, Succubus is the PERFECT name.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
So all it takes is someone using Angelina's name in a moniker to make LA go ballistic???
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!
Guess she didn't copyright it. LMFAO!
Um... third, fourth and fifth that emotion... CB can do it to me any which way... OOoooooh... MonkeyPoxalina, has a nice ring to it...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Bradsballsinherpursealina?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
christinealina reporting for duty, sirs.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Guys guys guys! LA always know what she's talking about! You should all know this by now... she is never wrong. She is not paranoid. She's apparently an innocent victim who couldn't possibly have done anything to piss off people enough that they make mocking screen names... no way jose. And here's my two cents on the new nickname: how about... Succubus who likes to adopt...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Christian Bale can sprain my uvula any day of the week!
I SECOND THAT EMOTION!!!
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"Virgin human vagina here that i sit on!" FLA
No Wordelina?
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
MONKEYPOX! Hot monkey kisses for you!
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Jeez louise... what a way to kick off the new week... Can't click on half the links so I'll just wait till I get home... what's with the effing drama already?
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LA is under the impression that FLA is here for no other reason than to make her miserable.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
MONKEYPOX...join the fun! We are creating variations of our name using Angelina Jolie.
You can be "MonkeyPoxlina"
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 2:34pm.
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Nothing you can do about it. Public forum and all. I suggest getting over it and moving on.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 11:32am.
Jeez louise... what a way to kick off the new week... Can't click on half the links so I'll just wait till I get home... what's with the effing drama already?
another day another drama
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Go Spurs!
Mr. and Mrs. Myth! LOLOLOL!
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 1:27pm.
What??? All I know is that bitch shouldn't have my damn name.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
LOVESCARROTTOP....I'm going to change my name to "Stock Brokerlina"
You should become "LoveCarrotToplina"
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 12, 2008 - 3:25pm.
i have no fruit from human vagina and i realy have no fruit from the pants of my fruit who never even came from my pants
virgin human vagina here that i sit on!
i not a cat who make copies!
i had not no i cause war and i even have come here before and not had spicey talk back like this!
I don't know, but Womb Raider really cracks me up, also...Homewreakerlina!
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Feel free to sign up as "Karen's Flat", "Karen Farts", or my personal favorite "Karen Flatulence".
Of course, it should probably bother me more if someone did that because I'm not quite as singularly recognizable as LA. I honestly don't think anyone here didn't know the difference immediately. Take it as you may, LA, but it would be very hard to get you confused.