Monday, May 12th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Megan Fox goes topless for her "craft" - Hollywood Tuna
Brit Brit's boots from hell are back for Mother's Day - Popsugar
Hayden Panatroll is a total lesbo - IDLYITW
Blasphemy! Jamie Lynn Spears goes to church - Just Jared
Bai Ling goes topless....just because - Egotastic!
Vom! Tori Spelling's pregnant chichis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Madonna is a SuperDiva - Hollywood Rag
Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn - Cityrag
Straight to DVD: Audrina Partridge will star in Into the Blue 2 - A Socialite's Life
Jackie Warner is such a dumb fuck - Towleroad
P.S. - The CAPTION THIS Contest will be back tomorrow as well as open comments. I promise...I think...
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Jeez louise... what a way to kick off the new week... Can't click on half the links so I'll just wait till I get home... what's with the effing drama already?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Christian Bale can sprain my uvula any day of the week!
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by Clarisse on May 12, 2008 - 2:28pm.
*spits out doritos*
Brilliant!
How about:
Mr. and Mrs. Myth?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 12, 2008 - 3:29pm.
LOVECARROTTOP....how about
Heroinelina
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That was definitely the runner-up. Can you mix the two? Homewreckerlina Heroinelie? Not nearly as cool.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
Stoney
I love all your name choices. who could pick just one?
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
LOVECARROTTOP....how about
AngelinaWhippedBrad?
or
Heroinlina
or
Cokealina
*Pisses self*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Stock Broker
ClarisseLovesDebKravitzFromOklahoma&ChristianBaleISprainedUvulaM.E.BradifulB
Will that fit?? If it does, i'm sooo doing it!
Brill idea!
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"Oatmeal makes me poop!" ~ oklahoma
Thanks Okie, and yeah, I have seen that crap, many times. It's like porn for me and the bf. When we watch it it's like we're watching 2 totally different movies
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 3:27pm.
A "massage of piece"? Is that like giving a handjob?
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Only if it's the tip.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
Stoney,
Womb Raider
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"Oatmeal makes me poop!" ~ oklahoma
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 12:22pm.
You can save the bullshit. She is here to mock me and she is here to piss me off.
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And would you say that that has nothing to do with the way you present yourself here? I mean, she just put a bunch of names in a hat and randomly drew yours?
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Clarisse...whaaaat? No Christian Bale?
How about:
ClarisseLovesDebKravitzFromOklahoma&ChristianBaleISprainedUvulaM.E.BradifulB?
A "massage of piece"? Is that like giving a handjob?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by Stoney on May 12, 2008 - 3:26pm.
New screen name options:
Homewreckerlina
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That's a winner right there.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
LA...
wasn't the other poster FUCKINGloveSAngelina?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
New screen name options:
Homewreckerlina
Angielovessmackelina
Babybuyerlina
Fakefacealina
Heroinelina
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 3:22pm.
You can save the bullshit. She is here to mock me and she is here to piss me off. This has happened before...I know what I am talking about. There is no reason she should have part of my screen name or a name similar to mine. I know for a fact she isn't an Angelina fan. So you can save it, that poster is an ass.
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She said it herself "All I have is massage of piece." That's all I'm saying. Why let something that little bother you.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
Clarisse...the Christian stays!
Sorry babe.
FLA > lay off the Gin & Tonics while babysititng your grandkids.
Geez.
Fucking Loves Angelina is not an ass...we love her!
And to DAE...you seem like a nice person. LA has been completely off-her-rocker mean to people...and some of us are just done.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Waiiiiiiiiiit!!!
Can i have the screen name: DebKravitzfrmOklahoma ???
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"Oatmeal makes me poop!" ~ oklahoma
fuck the hoff to fuqenhoff is kind of sweet.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 8:18pm.
I should ignore her, but it makes me mad. I'll take your advice. Thank you.
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Understandable. You're welcome ((hugs))
~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~
war werds for a stranger?
i hate war i sey all day i have massage of piece!
my english good it is not! and for that i trie
i hope this person of war has a nice day even when words are like fire with no hose!
we are teh world and persons need to be good to others. thats piece!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 12, 2008 - 2:15pm.
I think that was Blue Crush.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 1:17pm.
You can save the bullshit. She is here to mock me and she is here to piss me off. This has happened before...I know what I am talking about. There is no reason she should have part of my screen name or a name similar to mine. I know for a fact she isn't an Angelina fan. So you can save it, that poster is an ass.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
LCT.. If your user name had something about angie, I think it would have pissed her off.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
too true, I have no desire to fuck the hoff.
LA, calm down already! have you no sense of humor?
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
I will donate AngeFrmHell
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Clarisse.. Bwahahah.. That's why peckers creep me out, b/c they look like turds w/ skin on them.. I mean, really!!.. *backs out of room*
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VVL.. Yes, That Into the Blue movie was the one w/ Walker/Alba.. All it was, was a Alba Ass shot movie.. Stupid.. But I loved watching Walker in it.. Yummmmmmm. *licks lips*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 12, 2008 - 2:18pm.
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As long as it's not Christine Fucking the Hoff. Because, you know- ew.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by xxyxz on May 12, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Hey xxyxz!
Submitted by No Words on May 12, 2008 - 8:14pm.
Or D. Some of us have been subjected to LA's foul mouth and foul temper in defending her idol one too many times for us not to enjoy her comeuppance.
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Or E - she's not as bad as when she first came on Dlisted & everybody deserves a second chance.
~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 12, 2008 - 1:11pm.
I should ignore her, but it makes me mad. I'll take your advice. Thank you.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Christine the fucking hoff has a nice ring to it.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 3:16pm.
LCT, yeah, I know you think you're clever with your screen name but honestly it didn't bother me...still doesn't. As far as I am concerned you do love carrot top. Some people just get turned on by gingers.
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So then why does hers bug you so much? Again, she didn't say anything about you since she got here so what's the big deal? You can't say she's here to mock you or piss you off because she's not trying to provoke you. Her screen name is just saying she loves Angelina too. Why not look at that as a positive thing instead of jumping all over her?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
I'd like to invite someone to change their screen name to
FuckingLovesSprainedVulvas
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Awwwwww I wanted to actually see Megan's boobies.
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http://idontknowwhattochoose.blogspot.com
LCT, yeah, I know you think you're clever with your screen name but honestly it didn't bother me...still doesn't. As far as I am concerned you do love carrot top. Some people just get turned on by gingers.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
if ya'll want to be christine the heff and make fun of me, go for it, that sounds like it would be funny.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
I never saw Into the Blue, but it doesn't really seem like a movie that needs a part 2
*edited to ask.. is that that Alba/Walker movie???
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Oh Oklahoma...comment of the day!!! I had to change my siggie!!!!!
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"Oatmeal makes me poop!" ~ oklahoma
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 12, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by No Words on May 12, 2008 - 8:05pm.
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Or D. Some of us have been subjected to LA's foul mouth and foul temper in defending her idol one too many times for us not to enjoy her comeuppance.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Oh and On T:
I don't hate Megan Foxtrot, she owns her ranking as kinda cheap and cheesy. Idk I think she's kinda hwat.
Madonna, stop just stop.
And why didn't ShitShit get a full Cheeto Thread for Singer Mom's day?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Stoney on May 12, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Damn LA, can you fucking lay off the fucking f bomb for one fucking minute? Fuck!
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Fucking swearing makes baby fucking Jesus cry. Don't fucking do it any-fucking-more.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
That's not Miley Cyrus?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Hey D.A.E...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
At the risk of interfering with the LA/AJ bashing, I'd just like to say there's nothing Hayden P could do to make me find her interesting. (Now back to the bashing.)
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 12, 2008 - 12:10pm.
- Apparently, other wise no more attention.
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DING DING DING DING DING
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Damn LA, can you fucking lay off the fucking f bomb for one fucking minute? Fuck!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by oklahoma on May 12, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Oatmeal makes me poop!
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And I bet it looks exactly the same after the fact.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav