Monday, May 12th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Megan Fox goes topless for her "craft" - Hollywood Tuna
Brit Brit's boots from hell are back for Mother's Day - Popsugar
Hayden Panatroll is a total lesbo - IDLYITW
Blasphemy! Jamie Lynn Spears goes to church - Just Jared
Bai Ling goes topless....just because - Egotastic!
Vom! Tori Spelling's pregnant chichis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Madonna is a SuperDiva - Hollywood Rag
Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn - Cityrag
Straight to DVD: Audrina Partridge will star in Into the Blue 2 - A Socialite's Life
Jackie Warner is such a dumb fuck - Towleroad
P.S. - The CAPTION THIS Contest will be back tomorrow as well as open comments. I promise...I think...
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Submitted by No Words on May 12, 2008 - 8:05pm.
@LA...
We know what Fucking Loves Angelina is doing to you...we either don't care, or we approve of it. Either way, it is out of everyone's hands.
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Or C, some of us don't approve of such pathetic behaviour.
LoveAngelina - Ingore, ignore, ingore. Don't stoop to FLA's level. Rise above it & don't react to FLA.
~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~
Oatmeal makes me poop!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 12:06pm.
I mean there are so many wonderful posters here why not abuse their screen name??? Why mine???
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Do you really have to ask?
- Apparently, other wise no more attention.
Or, someone took too much DUH & DAR with their Wheaties.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 3:03pm.
VVL I miss James too. I cant imagine where he is.
LCT this bitch's sole presence is to make fun of me and piss me off. From the screen name to the jacked up writing. If you think this bitch isn't here to rub me the wrong then you're fucking wrong. Why the fuck is she using my screen name??? No one else would be happy if some asshole popped up with a variation of your screen name talking crazy and mocking you.
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May I take a second to persuade you to take a good hard look at MY screename?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 2:06pm.
You seriously don't know?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
I gotta say, Megan fox does have nice boobies.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 11:05am.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 12, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Go Spurs!
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Jesus! Is it still basketball season?!?!?! Will it never end? And what about hockey. They are still playing hockey FFS.
Fuck IT.
Every time I think I can have zexy times with my TV Pudge is like, "Nuh-uh girl. *snap* There's a basketballfootballhockeybaseballcurling game on."
Damn him and his cooties.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep..Still basketball season! I'm glad I only have to worry about 1 season...The hub doesn't watch football or anything else! :p
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 12:06pm.
I mean there are so many wonderful posters here why not abuse their screen name??? Why mine???
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Do you really have to ask?
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by oklahoma on May 12, 2008 - 3:01pm.
LCT. Just regular oatmeal, Or Mischa Barton flavored, Whatever is laying around the house. yes, choc chips in vagina good, but make sure you count them all before inserting. Never leave a man behind. NEVER! That's an old war story my grandpa would tell me to put me to sleep. I miss him! lol
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"I was in the trenches in Versailles and we landed upon a basket of chocolate chips. One of our troups, a hermaphrodite, figured the only way we could get them out was if he/she smuggled the chocolate chips out in its vagina. And that's how chocolate chip vagina became a reality. Now eat your oatmeal."
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
Stock Broker.
I DEMAND that you remove Christian from your avie...THAT'S mine! MINE! MIIIIIIIINE!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 12, 2008 - 3:04pm.
i not fight these things come from field of left and i duck!
i not even no like why the anger werds are spciey!
this is like times when i was like i no make my notes to dlister sluts cause angry person is like throwing verbs at heads
i dont no why
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 12, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 2:52pm.
why this talk is two spicey for tacos even!
you have times when you should come in piece two!
anger is a thing for short men is what mother seys!
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Alright sweetie, I'll play along, I am not real thrilled with what you did with your fucking screen name. I mean there are so many wonderful posters here why not abuse their screen name??? Why mine???
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
@LA...
We know what Fucking Loves Angelina is doing to you...we either don't care, or we approve of it. Either way, it is out of everyone's hands.
I personally am enjoying the hell out of it.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Submitted by xxyxz on May 12, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Go Spurs!
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Jesus! Is it still basketball season?!?!?! Will it never end? And what about hockey. They are still playing hockey FFS.
Fuck IT.
Every time I think I can have zexy times with my TV Pudge is like, "Nuh-uh girl. *snap* There's a basketballfootballhockeybaseballcurling game on."
Damn him and his cooties.
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
WTF?
Loves Angelina and FLA are fighting over a STINKIN's name????
Bawahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
That's too rich!
NOW THAT CRAP OUTSIDE and fight it out like real chicks.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 12, 2008 - 11:01am.
LCT. Just regular oatmeal, Or Mischa Barton flavored, Whatever is laying around the house. yes, choc chips in vagina good, but make sure you count them all before inserting. Never leave a man behind. NEVER! That's an old war story my grandpa would tell me to put me to sleep. I miss him! lol
OMG! I watched "Black Hawk Down" last night and I had nightmares!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
"anger is a thing for short men!"
FLA...i think i love you.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
"Mrs. K and LCT she is no fan of mine or Angie. You remember when James Haven left that message of peace on a thread one time, that day I had 2 people mocking me, this bitch and another one who was calling herself Lucy. Well they went away after James wrote that message now this one is back."
- Shall we also bring up all the posts of empty promises that LA would calm the fuck down and STFU.
Yes, let's all copy and save posts of the past for easy referencing to negate posts of today and tomorrow.
Idiot.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
VVL I miss James too. I cant imagine where he is.
LCT this bitch's sole presence is to make fun of me and piss me off. From the screen name to the jacked up writing. If you think this bitch isn't here to rub me the wrong then you're fucking wrong. Why the fuck is she using my screen name??? No one else would be happy if some asshole popped up with a variation of your screen name talking crazy and mocking you.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by aneurysm on May 12, 2008 - 11:01am.
i thought the pic of meghan fox was miley cyrus at first
I did too!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
i thought the pic of meghan fox was miley cyrus at first.
jackie warner is an egotistical bitch. she would be a nightmare to work for. her office manager is a like a grade school tattletale.
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LA,
I imagine it is very irksome to you but, there isn't anything you can do about it.
Really, what can you do? Not a blessed thing.
Well, you can complain and bitch and moan and that might you feel better in the short run, but ultimately it won't accomplish much.
Your choice.
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
LCT. Just regular oatmeal, Or Mischa Barton flavored, Whatever is laying around the house. yes, choc chips in vagina good, but make sure you count them all before inserting. Never leave a man behind. NEVER! That's an old war story my grandpa would tell me to put me to sleep. I miss him! lol
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
And this one time..
at band camp...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by No Words on May 12, 2008 - 1:57pm.
LOL
lucky for us, we have yet to figure out ass kicking on the internet.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 2:52pm.
why this talk is two spicey for tacos even!
you have times when you should come in piece two!
anger is a thing for short men is what mother seys!
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Mrs. K and LCT she is no fan of mine or Angie. You remember when James Haven left that message of peace on a thread one time, that day I had 2 people mocking me, this bitch and another one who was calling herself Lucy. Well they went away after James wrote that message now this one is back.
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And she hasn't insulted you once since she got here so calm the fuck down.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
Where in the name of candy pink lip gloss is James Haven? I miss him so.
OnT: Um... Hayden Panethahwioehtreia;asf is not sexy. She should just embrace the cute and run with it and stop trying to vamp up her image
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
I am officially FuckingLoveAngelina's #1 fan now.
Brava FLA, tossing a rose to you.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by xxyxz on May 12, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 10:51am.
She's just an Angelina fan. You're not the only one you know.
LMAO!
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That's correct. Now we know there are two. Only one is funny. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by oklahoma on May 12, 2008 - 2:54pm.
LCT.. OMG, Choc Chips on oatmeal is Da Best.. or even in your nose, vagina.. Where-ever.. i don't care.. I's eats them anywhere.. *giggles*
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Just regular oatmeal or flavoured? Damn, chocolate chips in vaginas. Nice surprise for someone!
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 11:52am.
FLA if you aren't a copycat why the fuck do have my screen name...well part of it??? Do me a favor, make yourself a new name and don't use mine, part of mine, or even a fucking fraction of mine.
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Well, aren't we bossy this morning.
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 12:52pm.
FLA if you aren't a copycat why the fuck do have my screen name...well part of it??? Do me a favor, make yourself a new name and don't use mine, part of mine, or even a fucking fraction of mine.
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And if Fucking Loves Angelina doesn't pay any attention to what you want, what do you actually think you are going to do about it?
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Mrs. K and LCT she is no fan of mine or Angie. You remember when James Haven left that message of peace on a thread one time, that day I had 2 people mocking me, this bitch and another one who was calling herself Lucy. Well they went away after James wrote that message now this one is back.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Stoney on May 12, 2008 - 2:51pm.
i have love in chest for her
but i say i fucking love angelina because i do but i dont take this to fienal grave with me cause their are times i think Oh i didnt fucking love that she just did that
but i love who she loves and this tells you why dont hate man dork bradly
BRAAAADLEY is like oh no not a cool guy but she loves him so i love him.
I'm more interested in seeing AJ in a bikini than Shitters and her stanky boots.
"Do me a favor, make yourself a new name and don't use mine, part of mine, or even a fucking fraction of mine."
Hang on there Govna. If the Angeholics can't get along, there is no hope for the rest of us! Play nice.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 10:51am.
She's just an Angelina fan. You're not the only one you know.
LMAO!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
LA can you take a breath and relax please? FLA didn't do anything to you.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
-I not a cat who can make copies i hav
LCT.. OMG, Choc Chips on oatmeal is Da Best.. or even in your nose, vagina.. Where-ever.. i don't care.. I's eats them anywhere.. *giggles*
Xxyxz.. Aw *blushes* And yes you DO owe me a pic.. *tapping tit on desk* lol.. I"m waiting!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Bai Ling looks like a breaded boneless pork chop (thin cut) with nipples.
FLA if you aren't a copycat why the fuck do have my screen name...well part of it??? Do me a favor, make yourself a new name and don't use mine, part of mine, or even a fucking fraction of mine.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by oklahoma on May 12, 2008 - 10:47am.
Xxyxz.. I've thought about doing the same thing.. I"m damn proud of my bouncers.. Cheers for the bouncers!!
LOL... Do it! You know what? You look EXACTLY like I thought you would!
FYI.. Oklahoma is a hottie! Mrs.K is too!
I owe you bitches a picture. I HATE to take pictures though
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 12, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Bitch Eat My Oatmeal.. ??
Gross! i absolutely Will NOT! Well, Unless it has sugar, milk, and of course chocolate chips added.. Then I'll think about it..
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Mmmmmm, I never thought to put chocolate chips in oatmeal. That sounds DEEEEELISH.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
@Mrs. K, I thought you were going to say "Imitation is the sincerest form of Flatulance"
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
*emerges*
So, are you really fucking the thing FLA, or is that just a funny name?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 2:47pm.
FLA is another fucking copycat. Ugh....How many of these am I going to have???
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She's just an Angelina fan. You're not the only one you know.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
For some reason, this Megan chick reminds me of Blohan when she had dark hair.
Exposing body parts, check.
Vacant/drugged look in eyes, check.
Hands that don't know what to when they're not holding a penis, check.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 11:47am.
FLA is another fucking copycat. Ugh....How many of these am I going to have???
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Oh my god, she's here!!! I didn't want her to come back, but turns out I did!!!
*hides*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA