Monday, May 12th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Megan Fox goes topless for her "craft" - Hollywood Tuna
Brit Brit's boots from hell are back for Mother's Day - Popsugar
Hayden Panatroll is a total lesbo - IDLYITW
Blasphemy! Jamie Lynn Spears goes to church - Just Jared
Bai Ling goes topless....just because - Egotastic!
Vom! Tori Spelling's pregnant chichis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Madonna is a SuperDiva - Hollywood Rag
Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn - Cityrag
Straight to DVD: Audrina Partridge will star in Into the Blue 2 - A Socialite's Life
Jackie Warner is such a dumb fuck - Towleroad
P.S. - The CAPTION THIS Contest will be back tomorrow as well as open comments. I promise...I think...
ShareThis
So Madonna is pissing off the concert promoters, other musicians, and the public.
What else is new for this no talent, egostitical pretentious hag?
shhhhhhhh its here
i not a cat who can make copies i have vaginas in pants! A HUMAN VAGINA!
to the lord i say why
and he says cause i looked away when i was making it get off my back
so god not perfect!
Oh Boy
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Xxyxz.. I've thought about doing the same thing.. I"m damn proud of my bouncers.. Cheers for the bouncers!!
-----------------------------------------------
I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I am so entertained by FuckingLoveAngelina it's SILLY.
************************************
-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
FLA is another fucking copycat. Ugh....How many of these am I going to have???
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Mrs.Kravitz....DOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEET!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Bitch Eat My Oatmeal.. ??
Gross! i absolutely Will NOT! Well, Unless it has sugar, milk, and of course chocolate chips added.. Then I'll think about it..
-----------------------------------------------
I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by Stoney on May 12, 2008 - 2:43pm.
i not like LA for i come in piece and love peapole
i am of week seven but their are days i talk and there are many days i dont talk i just think like oh god oh god why
and mostly you all say the things already so i dont say them again
You know what people, if one more person tells me to BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL, i'm leaving and NEVER coming back.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 10:42am.
I am going to post a picture of my boobies one of these days.
Just because I can.
*bangs on table*
do it
do it
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Is this FLA new? Like, before it didn't have to register and now...we have a LA AND an FLA??!
*jumps around all giddy-like*
_________________________________________
It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
I am going to post a picture of my boobies one of these days.
Just because I can.
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Stoney- Her boobs are very real looking, but before she looked very saggy and small
---------------------------------------------
"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 12, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Anus rot!! Brilliant! Another comingback!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!
__________________________________________
It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
I think y'all need to give it up for FLA. She's got things to say.
IMHO.
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Okay fuckingloveangelina.
clearly, I'm overdue on my black ass tax.
------------------------------------------------
"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Brit's boots are disgusting. I'm sure they'll show up on celebrityprayerlist.com shortly.
Submitted by Stoney on May 12, 2008 - 2:27pm.
check out all the pics of Britney looking PREGNANT. Not just fat folks, PREGNANT!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I always maintained that those pics of her bloody panties were FAKE FAKE FAKE!
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Methinkjs that someone forgot take their meds today...roflmao.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 12, 2008 - 2:34pm.
i only come in peice and comingback no respect moms.
i say to her, RESPECT MOMS and she seys NO!
i sey mom give life and are firends!
she sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
i sey yew cant always wind! yew wind some yew loose some two!
Stoney
I belive you... I have a pair myself. But I've had 3 kids... So mine aren't as perky as yours :(
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Agreed, Stoney ,but someone kindly provded pictures of her where the boobies weren't so pert.
In other words, we have irrefutable evidence!
See Sartastic on May 12, 2008 - 11:22am.
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
THE SECOND COMING(back)
---------------------------------------------
"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
Yay! I missed CT.
What the Fuck???
-----------------------------------------------
I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
ubmitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 12, 2008 - 1:
are you in the same nuthouse as commingback?
------------------------------------------------
"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
My boobs look just like Megan's and I do not have implants. I'm begginning to think you people don't believe in real breasts at all. Most women actually do grow some boobs you know. Don't argue shape either. She's young, so she's got nice round, perky ones. It happens!
__________________________________________
It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 12, 2008 - 2:27pm.
this news you speak of make me yews butter knife to remoov uterus and replace it with ice chest of cold beer!
as the future is filled with sorrow of babies who are two dumb to make comet from space not crash into us and live in world of darkness!
when age is old we change own diepers for these fools not care if anus rots while they play video games in hoocie mom outfits!
edit! i speak of lady Britany former shipwreck of pop songs! The stoney person say this not parissucks. sorry for mixed ups!
*scratches head*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by Stoney on May 12, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Um, I'm not saying run over to that stupid fuck site X17 or anything, but run on over there and check out all the pics of Britney looking PREGNANT. Not just fat folks, PREGNANT!
-----------------------------
Oh my God that's exactly how she looked last time she was knocked up... no fucking way....
************************************
-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Megan Fox has very nice eyebrows
--First nice comment on here in about a million years. :)
__________________________________________________
Hello, I'm the gate
Stoney.. On TMZ the other night, I seen where they were making fun of her for working out for a month straight w/ no results, then it showed her in a blue tank top.. OMG, she had a lil beach ball belly.. I can't go into that site myself (x17) but I hope she's not preggs.. SHIT!!! SHEETTTTT!
-----------------------------------------------
I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by oklahoma on May 12, 2008 - 2:26pm.
LCT.. Did you see that episode of Tori & Dean Inn Love where Tori put that actual bottle of Champagne between her boobs, and held it there.. Wowza.. I think she had to re-shape them afterwards b/c they were all gapped out-wards after that.. creepy, They were even weird like that on 90210..
-------------------------------------
I did. She didn't even squeeze them together with her arms. I was like, "Ok, not right, and there must be tennis balls in there".
My guy keeps insisting it's because of a bad boob job but the one was shaped all funny even before her implants.
************************************
-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
ugh. overrated whore. she should just do porn already, she'll make it big.
xxx
oh yeah, implants for sure.....thank goodness she didn't get giant ones, like she did with her lips.
*************************************************
"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Um, I'm not saying run over to that stupid fuck site X17 or anything, but run on over there and check out all the pics of Britney looking PREGNANT. Not just fat folks, PREGNANT!
I won't believe it! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
*braces for the apocolypse*
__________________________________________
It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
LCT.. Did you see that episode of Tori & Dean Inn Love where Tori put that actual bottle of Champagne between her boobs, and held it there.. Wowza.. I think she had to re-shape them afterwards b/c they were all gapped out-wards after that.. creepy, They were even weird like that on 90210..
-----------------------------------------------
I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
sartastic- exactly what I was saying
---------------------------------------------
"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
Megan Fox has very nice eyebrows
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Nice boobs on Megan Fox, but I was also wondering if she has small implants.
Pfft, she totally got implants.
http://raulcarmonamartinez.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/megan_fox_transfo...
Wow. I thought that was Miley for a second
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Well, at least the preggo ta-ta's take the attention away from Tori's unfortunate face.
Her publicists can toil and sweat all they want, but they won't be able to squeeze a drop of sexy from Hayden Panty Ear.
Madonna...lol. Why am I not surprised? At least she's not as bad as Mimoo.
*******************************************************
"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
I have a giant Adidas sweatshirt, that was Brian Austin Green's....lmao.
*************************************************
"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
PSL- I think she actually HAS had implants. When you look back to this summer her boobs were very smally flat pancakes
not now.. she seems to be possibly a small c cup
---------------------------------------------
"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
I saw Megan on a 2004 repeat of Two and A Half Men, and if they hadn't shown her name in the credits, i would have never known...
22 years old and lost to bad plastic surgery...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I will understand the meaning of life before I understand what the shit is going on with Tori Spelling's boobs. What the hell is wrong with them? It looks like the muscle detached at the top on one of them and now it's all wonk-boob.
************************************
-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
She sort of resembles Brenda Walsh from 90210, wonder if that's why Brian Austin Green married her.. hmmm.. Wonder if she ever thinks that. Anyways, I like the girl who played Brenda waaaay better.. She Rocks!!
-----------------------------------------------
I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Team Audrey 4 e-vah!
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN