Supermodeling Is Hard Work

MK i told you about posting un retouched photos of this bitch and her scary azz mutant freckles. There millions of those fuckin things on her. Ready to jump off and attack me.

Lmao. FUggs.
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AHAHAAHHAHAAAAA This totally says it ALL.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on May 12, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Ah, I see she used the finest $5 stranger in the world to take these pictorial masterpieces. Very good choice, only the best for the actress that has played the part of "woman standing in line" or "woman behind counter" more than once.

True, but this could be her big break for "woman IN FRONT of the counter"
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Why can't she just embrace her freckles?! And, you forced me....FORCED ME...to go to her website. Geez. She was actually decent looking pre-chicken cutlets. WTF?

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I recognized the bottoms of those feet from the Enquirer cover. She must set up her own camera on a tripod and take pics of herself. Or maybe her mom took them.

Uggs with a bathing suit. enough said.

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Another Job well done, Ms Price!!!!

Holy Kotex. It looks like a bloody tampon washed up on the beach. YUCK!!!

Submitted by FritoDorito on May 12, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Ah, I see she used the finest $5 stranger in the world to take these pictorial masterpieces. Very good choice, only the best for the actress that has played the part of "woman standing in line" or "woman behind counter" more than once.

True, but this could be her big break for "woman IN FRONT of the counter"

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Please, is this woman famous for ANYTHING besides being made fun of?

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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"

I'm going to name a new drink after her, "PP on the Beach".

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I thought that portion of Santa Monica Bay had been declared a Cellulite-Free Zone?

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I have a stupid question. Is PP having someone take these pics and then releasing them to the press herself? Or are there actual paps with her at the beach? They can't possibly make any money off of her.

pp is a poor mans sissy spacek.

>"I'm sure it's for the cover of Vogue, a Detrol pamphlet.."<

Oh, how I'd love that. Sally Field is the face of osteoporosis protection and Phoebe could be Miss Bladder Control. She never has looked panicked.

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uggs in the sand! that's hilarious.

who the hell is she? I only see her pics on your site and perez hilton....otherwise, she's a nobody with too many freckles.

Are these the stills from a re-make of From Here to Eternity? And they said that Deborah Kerr's role would be nearly impossible to cast! Fools!
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where is the actual nip slip pic? PP is pretty effing hot.

Gross! Get yourself to the gym PP!!

What a trend setter! Does this creature actually get work. She is bloody hideous!

OMG...upon closer inspection the uggs photo also has NIPPLE!

DiamondDawg there is no "flesh colored" insert or whatever...that is 100% ginge nipple and back-fat peaking through.

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Southern bag of shxt

29 MY ARSE!!!

I'm bored with you now.

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so nice of granny to make her suit. and PP to pose for her BF.git back to work PP and hit the streets!

I think there should be a double PP episode on the Bang Bus. Preston Parker and Phoebe Price! That would be some hilarious shit! They could ditch her in the Everglades.

that swimsuit's a disaster - it has a flesh-colored bodice underneath the purple macrame, hench the back fat. the hell?!

Also, wth is it with the disparity between ALL the freckles on her arms and chest, none on her face or lower legs, and some on her upper thighs?

And for Gawd's sake, what shade of red/purple/orange is that? It looks like she colors it herself EVERY DAY.

How do these pictures get to MK? Does someone take these pictures of her and then send them ONLY to MK? That must be how it works.

I guess she lives by the motto that even bad press is good press. Better than no press at all.

Hey, y'all. What happened to Britney's trashy pap boyfriend?

she would make a good joker

It's not for Vogue. It's def for Crochet Monthly.

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This is the future. We're just not wearing jumpsuits.

Maybe Phoebe Price is a genius. She could be doing her doctoral work in sociology on the new phenomenon of being famous as a career (Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie) by doing the experiment herself and then writing it up.

Or perhaps she is making a satirical commentary on what happens to these women when their sole focus is attention. By being so incredibly unattractive and pathetic, she shows us how intrinsically destructive the behavior is.

Ok I thought not...but it's driving me crazy that this woman has no real back story.

Is THIS what they mean by "Chicken of the Sea?"

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In the first bathing suit picture she's so pale it looks like the shape of the suit is her waistline and she's a major corset user. lol
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She looks like she is searching for a lost contact lens in the first photo.

As for the boots--the color is horrible. The basic boot design is okay.

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Stunning! Only PP could get away with wearing Uggs on a beach.

Here I thought this was just some MK is perv'ing on. Evidently, she really DOES have a JOB!!!

After getting her start as an international actress and model (in such cities as Capetown. S.A. Athens,Greece and Milan, Italy) Phoebe came to Los Angeles and continues to perfect her craft by studying with some of the best coaches in acting: such as Howard Fine, Micelle Danner/Larry Moss, Robert Easton and Joel Asher She is the spokeswoman for Fenix Cosmetics and Lotion Glow and has launched her new fragrance "Phoebe's Phantasy". She is the spokeswoman for "Women in Distress" which helps battered women and children

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Ah, I see she used the finest $5 stranger in the world to take these pictorial masterpieces. Very good choice, only the best for the actress that has played the part of "woman standing in line" or "woman behind counter" more than once.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

oh my but that is some sweet back fat in the pibk uggs photo.

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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.

Purple crochet swimsuit, pink Uggs, Little Mermaid hair... she could seriously teach the world a lesson in class.

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! That is too funny... Seriously though, who in their right mind would hire her?

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Now we know what washes up on shore during low tide.

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 12, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Where are the pix with salty kelp draped from her auburn tresses?
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Here we go again with the first of what will be the 2-3 posts of PP on dlisted each week.

Dlisted has to post another nothing story about this nothing because either she is paying dlisted, which I really wonder about like some of others who could be too that get posted and posted again with zero news or it is a s-l-o-w hollywood day.

that is the most unflattering bathing suit in history. and she should work out if she wants to model swimsuits.
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waittt PP has Facebook?? ohh I definitely have to look that up.

So who scalped Barney?

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

She's not posing in the main pic, it looks like she fell. They don't show the next pic when she ate a mouthful of sand, nasty.

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MichaelK, I think you should start showing some social responsibility with these Phoebe Price photos. When teens and young women start seeing her hotness, it's going to lead to anorexia and bulimia, not to mention tons of plastic surgery to emulate the beautiful Phoebe. I mean, the average woman doesn't realize there is only so much unnatural means can attain. If one wasn't born with the Phoebe Price goddess genes, no amount of dieting or lipo is going to bring it about.

I for one am going to weep while looking at these hot photos and wish that I, too, could be an international supermodel. *sob*

That purple bathing suit is absolutely horrendous!!!

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Gaaaaaaack!!

I want to eat her cheeks

That ho looks chilly. Throw her a blanket.

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