Monday, May 12th 2008

Supermodeling Is Hard Work

While most of you were fighting your memaw for the last Swedish crepe at IHOP yesterday, Phoebe Price was busy doing some photo shoot on the beach. I'm sure it's for the cover of Vogue, a Detrol pamphlet or a Foster Farms ad. Whichever. PP doesn't care what the photo shoot is for! She does it for the work! Because being an International supermodel is all she knows! She was born to pose.

Wait a chicken cutlet minute!!! Is she wearing pink UGGs?! UGGGGGGs?! Okay, I can forgive her this time, because she was probably under a lot of stress from this major photo shoot. My PP and UGGGGs?! I need an enema.

Posted by: Michael K


I bet the Uggs are fake. PP would only be able to afford Walmart-brand Uggs. Fuggs?

Manimal5's picture

It must have been a little nippy at the beach yesterday. Pheobe the International Hi Fashion Model/ Hot Slut strikes again.

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Where are the pix with salty kelp draped from her auburn tresses?

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Nanners's picture

Not only does PP have pink UGGs she also has pink Crocs! Suck on that, MK!

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RichBitch's picture

That purple thing is ugly beyond words. As is the red mop on her head.

MJF's picture

That swimsuit is not doing her any favors. However, I happen to think that with the proper train it would make a smashing prom dress.

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That boob does not look real!

P.T.Bull's picture

Ok, I must be having a 1968 flashback since that's the last time I saw one of those swimsuits....

Haven't changed my assessement that she needs to spend some of her spare time in aerobics--or whatever its called these days.

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Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 12, 2008 - 5:20pm.

Who the hell keeps taking photos of her?

Her mom? Neighborhood perv? MK?

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I think it's MK. No one else is that pathetic.

Are we even sure it's a photo shoot for something and not just a "spontaneous" shot a la Spencer and Heidi?

I wish MK would get over this bitch. He is losing his status as my favorite gay blogger every time I have to see her.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 12, 2008 - 10:22pm.
RichBitch, I don't see a new avie- are you joking?
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Erm, no it is a new pic (from Blackadder II - old 80s britcom).

parissucksliterally's picture

RichBitch, I don't see a new avie- are you joking?

I have to leave now, have a great afternoon and NO MORE FIGHTING...please!

See you tonight....

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DeeDee's picture

Did her mom macrame her suit for her? Not flattering.

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Stock Brokerlina's picture

Who the hell keeps taking photos of her?

Her mom? Neighborhood perv? MK?
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RichBitch's picture

parissucksliterally, what do you make of my new avie? Or is it too obscure a ref (depends how old you are i guess)!?

Is it hot in here?

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My GOD!!!
Nasty

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PP has a perfume out guys! I saw it one her Facebook page.....lmao

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NitWitty's picture

MK, do I detect a bit of a snark about her working on Mother's Day? I'm quite sure that she brought her mother to let her hold her towel for her all day long! Sheesh, you know your lil PP isn't just a beauty icon, she's nothing if she's not a humanitarian of Angelina perportions.

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letinstar's picture

gross as usual...i just felt my tummy do a churn...
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Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

Who is this girl again? And does she have a job?

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

Who is this girl again? And does she have a job?

RichBitch's picture

Ewwww! A freckled tit!

zomay's picture

WHY, why do I have to see the bottom of her feet DAILY.

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