Monday, May 12th 2008
Would You Hit It?
One of Titan's thighs is the size of your granny's Frigidaire, but don't let his brawn fool you. You know his bathroom cabinet is filled with perfume, bath salts, peeling masks, Feria and bronzers. Lots of bronzer. He probably uses bronzer as lube. That's how much he loves bronzer.
Yes, I'd hit it. The dick looks like it has some sort of growth defect, but that's never stopped me before. Besides, Titan probably cuddles like a lil' kitten.
Here's Titan with some of the other American Gladiators in NYC today. And there's no way I'd ever get with Wolf. He totally takes his character to the bedroom and I don't want some bitch growling in my ear while I'm trying to get to a higher place. That's distraction.
Wireimage, Splash
HoTmOmMy
A guy that big has GOT to have itty-bitty penis!
Ewwwww!!!!! This guy looks totally gross. I'm going to throw up now.
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 13, 2008 - 7:53am.
Impertinent Vixen ~ I'll take over when your arms get tired.
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OK, we'll tag team.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Meh. Lousy symmetry. I'm a chick and have as much muscle in my calves as he does just from step aerobics classes and lifting less weight than he probably does. He's looks deformed and vain enough that I wonder what's stopping him from getting those calf implants that body builders with girly calves sometimes get.
Titan I believe is real name Mike O'Hearn. Like probably 95% of all bodybuilders, he's narcissistic.
Hit him? Yeah. Wolf I'd probably hit too. But I'm more into guys like Jason Statham -- rugged, handsome, not high-maintenance.
Wolf is a YES.
Gayelle... sorry Titan... is a NO.
I'm not into "straight-acting" but there has to be some limit!
Impertinent Vixen ~ I'll take over when your arms get tired.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
I would only hit Mr. Clean with a nail studded 2x4. Repeatedly. Until I was exhausted. Then I'd hit him again.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Ugh. There's normal 'in shape,' and then there's looking like a human Ken doll. These people are too neoprene to want to hang around them. Give me people in sort-of-okay shape any day.
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Hello, I'm the gate
No, I never had the desire to 'hit' Stretch Armstrong.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw him on millionairedatingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
These characters are fuggin scurring me for real! You are hilarious!
www.jhazzaisworld.wordpress.com
Mk should have just titled this one "What's gayer than gay?" LOL
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
Got Steroids?
Nope. He'd break a bitch. But it might be a great workout.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
I believe my skin irritation happened ever since I was on the low-crab and high protein diet. Are you on that? Anyway, I am going to eliminate eggs and peanuts as part of my diet since I strongly believe that I maybe allergic to it. ill let you know how it goes. how long have you experience this condition?
low crab diet lol.
I could not hit that.
Apart from the little boy peen he also has girl's feet and hands and the wardrobe leaves a lot to be desired.
Nancy took a deep breath and decided that
the Linsday Lohan leggings really did make
her feel like Celine Deon.
i grabbed Wolf's ass & it was rock hard
i would totally bang Titan. i've got a thing for blondes....
Vintage clothes 1920s-1980s http://freewebs.com/gossiprag
In the peak of excitement, I'd be afraid to be crushed in those massive thighs.
1. Hair Hole (from something called Urban Dictionary)
An orifis, queer, or jay/john.
proper usage: That guy takes it in the Hair Hole!
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The redhead on the right looks like she has a bigger peen than Titan.
I had a beer with Wolf at a local cowboy bar in AZ.
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My dog always chases people who pass by on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bicycle away.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 13, 2008 - 12:04am.
Gay superheroes. The blonde one is Ramburglar and the other is Buttman.
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LMAO!!
Rule # 1 Must wear spandex.
Rule # 2........
And their quest? Oh, shit...I have a feeling I shouldn't have asked that.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Caveman guy should have gotten the Hohan Mens Leggins with built-in kneepads.
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I'd hit it till I was numb!
@TV Ramman and ButtBurgler?
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by dead-actress on May 12, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Gay superheroes. The blonde one is Ramburglar and the other is Buttman.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Hey Sheeps!
Are you quoting "Airplane"?
I am picturing Leslie Nielsen saying that....lol
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“Why? Why? Why?... Be more constructive with your criticism.”
-Jemaine. 'Flight of The Conchords'
They look like wannabe comic book super heroes..and not in a good way.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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(Siggy removed at request of lewd author.)
Submitted by kraftlikecheese on May 12, 2008 - 11:41pm.
On a more serious note... Where are his balls? I see a peen outline but no balls.
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The balls are probably the size of pop rocks after all the steroid intake.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Good thing the long haired guy grew a beard, it really disguises how large the steroids made his head. He looks like the spawn of H.R. PuffnStuff and a Geico caveman.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Hey, Nikki Cox has to find someone who is as blown up as she.....have you seen her lately? I think awfulplasticsurgery.com has a recent pic of her- scary.
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“Why? Why? Why?... Be more constructive with your criticism.”
-Jemaine. 'Flight of The Conchords'
He's pointy.
No, but unlike you, I'd hit Wolf long and hard and repeatedly. He can growl in my ear anytime, anyplace, and as much as he wants to!
Would I hit it? Well, I'm not a gay man, so no!
The mutant wearing the kneepads...obviously has another job to fall back on.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
On a more serious note... Where are his balls? I see a peen outline but no balls.
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You never go ass to mouth!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 12, 2008 - 10:53pm.
When did Jay Mohr start taking steroids?
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Since Nikki Cox left him for Carrottop.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Hey TV, *rolling* to the left *missed*
thanks PSL
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Oh c'mon, you don't recognize Nitty, DeeDee, and Dv8 in those photos. You dare to call yourself a friend, for shame....
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 12, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Very true, it seems that people visit dlisted for a lot of reasons. Most people seem to come here for the jokes/laughs and some really like being argumentative and have to make their opinion heard.
Me, I just roll with the punches.
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Dammit, now I have to punch you. Then I'm gonna change my name to something like Man1mal5, wet myself, and taunt you until you get pissed enough to come fight.
Kidding.
On Topic : Squirrels seem to have stolen his nuts.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Manimal, I like the way you roll!
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
This dude looks like Ryan Seacrest's last wet dream come to life. Dude looks like a twink who just downed a crate of roids.
As a straight dude I just want to acknowledge the hotness that is Venom. I would hit that from every angle. She looks so TIGHT.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Very true, it seems that people visit dlisted for a lot of reasons. Most people seem to come here for the jokes/laughs and some really like being argumentative and have to make their opinion heard.
Me, I just roll with the punches.
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The "women" scare me. The "men"...? One of them definitely howls when the moon is full.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Manimal-- I know how else to make Bengay-- subject him to one of LA's rants in the Angie thread.
No I wouldn't hit it, but then again, I'm really not into big gay bronzed stud muffins. Take him, MK!!! He's all yours.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
the only reason I would watch these mutants is to see if their wigs would fall off. You gotta know they can't grow hair anymore because of the steroids.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Yes snd that old joke, How do you make Bengay?
You rub his nuts.
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