Birthday Sluts

Donna Martin graduates!
That was what was called out as I crossed the stage this evening

~ Yes, the use of the 'z' is blatant douchebaggery. -HCw/Dbs ~

Damn, MK! We couldn't get a pic if David Boreanaz or Pierce Brosnan instead?!! Hell I'd take a pic of Janet's breasts over Tori Spelling anyday.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!

Tori is a bull? wow didn't know that. whats with this picture though?

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

ah... the nineties... a difficult time for tori, apparently... and if that picture is not from the nineties I am truly baffled. love the wtf look on the poodle's face. dogs gotta keep it real.

nast. Happy birthday Angel even though your show kinda sucked until Spike came back

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

What the fuck kind of GD picture is that! AHG!!!

Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 16, 2008 - 7:45am.
WHori is fucking disgusting. A nasty, ugly as all hell, untalented loser who is only known for leeching off of her poor dad.
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And that's a nice way of putting it!

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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!

I LOVE that you used that pic of Tori....hehehehe

WHori is fucking disgusting. A nasty, ugly as all hell, untalented loser who is only known for leeching off of her poor dad.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

That pic of Tori is the best....lol

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"My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams."
-Ali Lohan

Happy B'day to Janet Jackson, Pierce and Debra Winger.
~SAS

Oh fuck my eyes need bandaids.

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Back to monster cave cheese whore!

I met a friend on http://www.blackgirlsconnect.com/, it is a very hot dating community. He told me he was so sad to Chinese Earthquake, many people are hurt and died from it.

Interesting, Debra Winger was the uncredited voice of E.T., and Tori bears a striking resemblance to E.T.! Coincidence?
Debra's career suffered because she was given the "difficult to work with" label early on. The sexual tension between she and Richard Gere in "An Officer and a Gentleman" is actually pure hatred.

And does Tracey Gold planning on driving drunk with her kids in the car again anytime soon?

Submitted by LoLo on May 16, 2008 - 8:30am.

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hahaha! If you lead Tori the horse to water, she'll poop in it!

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Man I always disliked Debra Winger.
I hate Urban Cowboy! It's on like every fucking weekend.
But then again...I have no life.

Submitted by Lexi-J on May 16, 2008 - 8:21am.
I think I will be skipping breakfast.

. . . after seeing that, I wish I had.

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. . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 9:25am.
Oh shit like a slow pony?
ha ha
Like out in the country you could be walking a long and see a Slow Pony Crossing sign for the special horses.

they live in the short barn

Like your dad is cheap so he gets his little girl a slow pony at discount cost "My horsey's name is Tori! She wears a bib!"

Ewww! what is that dog getting ready to do, ok, gross.

Happy Birthday to all.

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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party

LoLo -- I've got pics like that...It's just that I don't look like a mentally challenged horse in them!

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Like yall dont have pictures like that!
ha ha ha ha!

I think that photo made me like her a little more...wait..uppp. No it didnt.

carry on!

She is a hottie. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Is that true?

David Silver must be broke this time of year.

geez i almost fell off my chair when i saw that photo. i thought... my god did mk post a pic of tori's twat??
that is too much of tori right there even in that picture... thank god she kept the dress down!

Now we know where Miley gets her poses

I accidentally clicked this page again and had just a little bit of an aneurysm when I saw her again. EWWWW

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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?

Let's see, you have...
Megan Fox, David Breanaz, and Pierce Brosnan also sharing a birthday, but you pick this horse-faced bitch to get the picture spot? WTF??

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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie

Unless some pics of her giving birth or having sex around, that's gotta be the most disturbing pic of Tori Spelling.

Happy B-day, Debra Winger. A great actress who didn't make it as far as she should have.

"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08

Happy Birthday to Brosnan!

My mother used to forbid me to watch Remington Steele on tv when I was a little kid and wasn't in the mood for doing my homeworks... she knew how much I liked Brosnan. Sweet childhood memories...

Have a nice day, Dlisters

Happy BD to Pierce Brosnan and Mare Winningham.

The dog is looking down at Tori's hoochie like, "WTF?"

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Any more of the these slutty Tori photos lurking out there? What exactly am I seeing here????

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Why thank you Nitty. Nothing like a good pair of mom jeans to show off what your momma gave ya. Well that and lots of snacking. I didn't feel the spankings, my depends are too thick.

Mmmm, David is yummy.

I feel bad for Tori's dog in the pic.

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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen

Wow! Great Birthday day and you give us a glimpse of one of the circles of Hell. MK!

Happy B and Many More to hot hot hot Boreanaz, Broznan, Winger (what the hell happened to her), unfortunately named, Mare Winningham, and Lacroix.

http://www.cafepress.com/heartwants/4833049

For the love of all things holy, MK--some of us have weak stomachs.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

DeeDee, that Avi becomes you, dahlink! Are you having a good Friday? Does it feel like your birthday or just the spankings? Did I mention I'd let David spank me?

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Tori put those goodies back in the jar, your panty pudding has officially passed its sell-by date!

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My birthday is Saturday. I'm SOOO pissed I will now have to share it with the most douchey emo scenewhore wedding of all time!!!!

OMG MK, you must hate our asses. First nonstop Angie posts now fug Tori?

Happy Birthday Pierce Brosnan! I love me some old sexsay peepaws!

Good morning my favorite bitches ♥

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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen

David Boreanaz! Hell, yes! This calls for an avie change.

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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.

I think I will be skipping breakfast. Thanks MK.
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David Boreanaz is still sexy as hell.

Morning all and Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to David Boreanz and Pierce Brosnan! (fanning self)

Happy Victoria Day weekend to my fellow Canucks!

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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008

Aww... two of David Silver's girlfriends (Tori and Megan) share a bday... how cute. Happy Bday, sluts!

Oh GWAD!

*gagging*

And thanks, CTH, for the image of Tori's Pie Goods. I need to take a wire brush to the brain now.

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

What? A chance to post a picture of that hot masterpiece Megan Fox and you blow it! Tori Spelling, not what I need to see first thing in the a.m.

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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

MK don't! Stop it girl!

Do we REALLY need to start the Friday party with her pie goods and fat thighs?
Um, Janet Jackson's been forty two for five years, mmmmkay?
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

I love so many peeps on this list! Well, at least the last four! haha Happy Birthday, sluts! I'd summon David Borneaz any day of the week. There's something about him that...yowza!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~