In Bed With Doogie
In order to get into bed with Doogie Howser, I have to sell my soul to Disney, become a pop star, get married to a douche, have 2 kids, get a cheeto addiction, get fat, get a frapp addiction, go crazy, shave my head, check into rehab, lose my kids and capture the pity of America. If that's what I have to do, I'll do it.
Brit Brit Spears triumphant return to "How I Met Your Mother" was last night. Honestly, I fast forwarded through most of it. Britney can't act and the script was caca. Put those two things together and you've got cheetos covered in caca. Delicious to some, but not to me. I did like seeing Doogie in bed though, so that's a plus.
If you missed any of it, you didn't miss much. Just in case you care, here's links to all of Brit's clips. Try not to watch them all in one sitting. Cheeto overload!
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 1
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 2
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 3
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 4
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 5
Whenever Shitters is on screen, the other (talented) actors have to carry her heavy ass. She can't act for shit. She can't sing for shit. She shoulda stayed as a backup dancer but she's getting too old even for that. I swear she looks like someone's Auntie Jo from the bible belt. Shitters also looks puffy round the chops thanks to the psychotropic drugs.
She looks so different than in her glory days...almost like a different person.
I wonder how this would've been received if she wasn't "Britney Spears"?
From the look on his face, it looks as if Britney let out a Cheeto smellin' fart.
Wow. She has to be pregnant.
I found it hysterical that Doogie had to climb in bed with the ONE person he said they didn't need in a desperate attempt to get ratings. That the ONE person is a girl is just the whipped cream on the "just desserts!"
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
i bet this put doogie off chicks now...oh, wait...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
"In order to get into bed with Doogie Howser, I have to sell my soul to Disney, become a pop star, get married to a douche, have 2 kids, get a cheeto addiction, get fat, get a frapp addiction, go crazy, shave my head, check into rehab, lose my kids and capture the pity of America. If that's what I have to do, I'll do it."
That's all!?....................
LOL - you know he's probably thinking he should have demanded more money to have lay in bed next to this swamp whore.
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionairedating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
What's this show called? "How I gave you STD,s"?
Shitney by any other name is still...Shitney.
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Is it worth watching?
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Go Spurs!
IT WAS OK I THINK SHE DID BETTER LAST TIME BUT U GOT TO LOVE BRIT BRIT
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 13, 2008 - 10:14am.
Who doesn't love a picture of Freddie Mercury riding on some gay dressed as Darth Vader's shoulders? I don't know anyone who doesn't.
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no one I'd want to meet :)
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 13, 2008 - 8:02am.
I find this hot! I have a girl crush on BritBrit. Britney's trashiness is hot and exciting to me and I bet she knows how to eat it better than any man.
Sensimina LURVES Britney and is jelly of Doogie. She's already on the Target website looking for those HWAT sheets.
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I'm sorry you're sober. I turn into a raging bitch after 24 hours of that disease.
If anything can save me from my humiliating Brit comment, it's my icon. Who doesn't love a picture of Freddie Mercury riding on some gay dressed as Darth Vader's shoulders? I don't know anyone who doesn't.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
ohh sensi, you cant back out now!!! sensi and britney sittin in a tree
AHAHHAA
JK doll. Im sober at work, so I have the UNUSUAL advantage of not being stoned and confused....
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Noo! I fixed my myspace typo and it propelled my embarrassing comment to the top o' the heap! Oh well. All I can say in my defense is I'd never actually hit it. I'm really high. Her boobs look really lumpy under that comforter.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
She can't act her way out of a wet paper bag. Jesus that sucked donkey balls.
Oh, and she looks like SHIT! B L O A T E D!!!!!!!
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
GROSS that I find this hot! Not Doogie, but Brit. I have a girl crush on BritBrit. Oh my gross. You know, I just smoked my morning bowl, but she really doesn't look that bad here! I also don't have my contacts in...okay. There's no excuse for this, but I'd hit it. Britney's trashiness is hot and exciting to me and I bet she knows how to eat it better than any man. Forgive me. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
The only funny part was when she said "You want to have sex with Ted??" Because I knew deep down he did.
Otherwise, she sucks donkey balls.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Submitted by Sensimina on May 13, 2008 - 9:51am.
GROSS that I find this hot! Not Doogie, but Brit. I have a girl crush on BritBrit. Oh my gross. You know, I just smoked my morning bowl, but she really doesn't look that bad here! I also don't have my contacts in...okay. There's no excuse for this, but I'd hit it. Britney's trashiness is hot and exciting to me and I bet she knows how to eat it better than any man. Forgive me. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
NO WAY!!!!! I dont know if this is a forgivable offence, sensi, I just dont. I MAY give you a pass because youre a stoner. MAY.
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eeuuuw, Britney is in bed with Doogie.
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“Why? Why? Why?... Be more constructive with your criticism.”
-Jemaine. 'Flight of The Conchords'
Submitted by Sensimina on May 13, 2008 - 7:51am.
You've got a typo in your MS link.
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Submitted by The C word on May 13, 2008 - 9:31am.
two to start? youre my kinda girl!!! (those bartenders can be slow sometimes, ya know??)
AND MADAM S!! didnt see you down there hottie :)♥
ONT: Ok, Ill go watch shitters try to act now... do I need to wear a cross or a garlic rope or something if I watch this?? eek.
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What the hell was that? She sounded wooden and fake, like she was reading off of cue cards.
And she has such a gut (and that orange dress at the end was doing her no favors). What's this crap about her being in shape?
OK, I just wasted like 15 min of my life watching that.
The Fudgie the Whale wedding cake is dead on.
Submitted by missy on May 13, 2008 - 10:12am.
oh, all my fave sluts are here!! islandgirl, sheeps, bradiful, ziggy, c word, cthoff, and all!!!! ♥♥♥
*happy peaceful thread dance*
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Hi missy – looks like I arrived late to the party….if BB is serving those, then I’ll take two to start!
*happy peaceful thread chair dance*
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
I know Im such a fucking hippie, I cant help it BB.....
keep the bitch out!
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Aw, you guys, here I am trying to embrace the Bitch in Bradiful Bitch and youse guys.....
I love you all maaan.....
XXXXXXXXX's & OOOOOOOOOO's and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s
I think my cocktail is kickin' in.....
On T: Shitney's "acting" is shiteous
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by missy on May 13, 2008 - 10:17am.
happy peaceful thread dance is where you do boot moves a la britney until your veins pop out a la angelina :)
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I don't think I have the boot moves, but I can do a wicked "Elaine."
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But then again, what do I know?
BB im going to msg you on MS darlin.. tell mama your troubles
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Submitted by missy on May 13, 2008 - 7:17am.
happy peaceful thread dance
hahahaha. No Bai Ling Chicken mixed in?
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Aww, Bradiful, come here, let me slap you ass and give you a nipple tweak.
"Pouring Yukon Jack'
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by kdog on May 13, 2008 - 9:16am.
Ugh I have that same bedspread set. its from Target. I feel dirty.
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HAHAHAA
BRADIFUL BITCHINS ALL AROUND!
extra evil in mine please
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 13, 2008 - 7:16am.
Yeow!! Sounds bad. Shall I send tattooed Brad over for a backrub?
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happy peaceful thread dance is where you do boot moves a la britney until your veins pop out a la angelina :)
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Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 9:13am.
A BRADIFUL BITCHITINI:
1 part Vodka
1 part Venom
A splash of evil
and a Twist.
Shaken not stirred
BRADIFUL is not a happy camper.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
missy, I'll take a virgin mary and do the chicken dance!
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Ugh I have that same bedspread set. its from Target. I feel dirty.
Bradiful, have a bloody mary doll, Ill join you.
Extra olive in mine please.
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Submitted by missy on May 13, 2008 - 7:12am.
Hey Missy! How does the happy thread dance go? Anything like that arm-swinging reggae dance?
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MISSY!! ♥♥ Is it Hump Day yet?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 13, 2008 - 9:04am.
She is a fat assed gaping puss filled abscess.
She is nothing but pure fuckery mixed with back water smegma droppings.
Useless piece of shit.
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correction, she couldnt be PURE fuckery, because she definately has back water schmegma droppings mixed in, so lets say:
She is nothing but TAINTED fuckery mixed with back water smegma droppings.
oh, and lets not forget:
useless piece of shit.
yes, thats it.
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Cowpie Spears cannot act her way out of a paper bag.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 13, 2008 - 7:10am.
Too early for a cocktail? Mimosa, perhaps?
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oh, all my fave sluts are here!! islandgirl, sheeps, bradiful, ziggy, c word, cthoff, and all!!!! ♥♥♥
*happy peaceful thread dance*
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Not an Emmy award, I've seen worse.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 9:08am.
Let's just say she's a convenient outlet for a shit ass morning.
ShitShit is a piece of garbage though.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 13, 2008 - 7:04am.
Not a fan, then?
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She is a fat assed gaping puss filled abscess.
She is nothing but pure fuckery mixed with back water smegma droppings.
Useless piece of shit.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"