JLo, Stop With The Sexy Looks
JLo always has to look like she's going to deep throat the damn camera when we know very well the bitch doesn't do that sort of thing! Skeletor and JLo don't fuck. She got pregnant with the help of a diamond encrusted turkey baster. Only the best for her vag. JLo and Skeletor left the Dragon Tales twins at home last night to attend Christian Dior Cruise collection in NYC.
Don't get on JLo for wearing fur! That was a gift from Skeletor. He brought it back after a night of virgin blood hunting. Since she never wears anything twice, she's going to have the fur turned into a pair of onesies for her twins. That's if the poor fur didn't get covered in her 80lbs of pancake make-up before the night was over. Does the woman apply her make-up with a slingshot? That shit is thick.
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I hate these two.
Especially JHo. She's still stuck in the 90's.
I know what MK means about that look she gives the cameras. It's so fucking old and uninteresting.
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
This man! He is like undead on full mewn!
and woman is cold for her face is pail and bloo!
like devil!
I believe J-Lo, like Christina, just sticks her face in a tub of makeup before she leaves the house.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
she learned makeup skills from Tammy Faye Bakker.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
I believe she uses a spackling tool. Maybe a trough?
her $6million dollar twins sucked any attractiveness right the fuck out of her
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb datingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.