It's Not A Secret When Nobody Gives A Fuck!
Asshole and her vagina boyfriend will get married this Saturday in a top secret location. UsWeekly reports that the two tampons are trying to keep the whole thing under wraps. A source told them, "Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice."
Guests will be transported to the "secret" wedding location by shuttles. Asshole's rep wouldn't confirm or deny. It's also rumored that Ass is with child.
Don't these two realize that nobody gives a piss about their nauseating day? Even if I received an invitation, I wouldn't go. Ok, I would. Only if it was catered by Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles and Ken Paves was confirmed as a guest. The Paves plus fried chicken and waffles equals heaven.
There's no way Papa Joe will keep this nastiness secret. He's probably trying to negotiate how he can make this blessed event available through pay-per-view.
My birthday is Saturday. I'm SOOO pissed I will now have to share it with the most douchey emo scenewhore wedding of all time!!!!
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
I can't believe Roscoe's Waffles and Chicken was referenced in this article. All day I've been humming "Come to Roscoe's for waffles and chicken." That's a great theme song.
This is an eerie coincidence. An eerie, useless coincidence!
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www.whenthingsgetdark.com
mockery of marriage. I give it 8 months before they file for separation.
Ashlee pisses me off. Since she got her nose done and her lips plumped she acts so high and mighty. Stupid biyatch.
nothing to see here....next...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Wonder if Britney will send a gift basket of Cheetos and Frapps?
lmao, "when no one gives a fuck" for some reason that was g-damn funny to me. thanks, my day will be good because i laughed first thing in the morning.
It's not a secret if US Magazine knows about it! That and Papa Joe will be the Photographer.... and didn't they JUST get engaged - what's the rush kids?? LOL
*Smile Bitches*
The only place I want to see wedding pics of these two twatfucks is in grisly crime scene photos.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
who cares about these two!?
Secret wedding announced with a megaphone, lol. She must be pg.
they are not Jennifer Garne and Ben Affleck , the only reason they are keeping it secret is because it would garantee that no one can get pics and sell then and screw their deal whit some magazine
I bet Ass is giving her daddy "special thanks" for his brilliant plan of replacing her birth control with placebo pills.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsule
Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Unless either one of them dies or she gives birth to a Chin, please stop reporting on them. Fug meets fug and end up fugging lovin each other causing a fugchin baby... blah. OVER IT.
Great, I still don't know where to send the gold plated strap on dildo for the wedding night.
Pete is expecting a night to remember after all.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by mikki on May 13, 2008 - 5:35am.
I'm sure he can't wait for the honeymoon. You know he'll be there too.
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By the looks of it, Pete might need the humping-women pointers. "Get your ass a little higher, son" (yes I stole that from She's Having a Baby)
We wouldn't be hearing about it if is was "secret"
These people piss me off.
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
They look alike! Like they were brother and sister lol.
http://www.momsword.org
C word
good one, LOL!
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
What a steaming load of doggie doo.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
when an offishal sey to me, come to top secret locashun for fancy merriage, i sey inside heed this meens they kill love couple in woods for out of merriage love with teh pickles.
woman cant merry man who has loved pickles.
i sey inside heed, this simpson merriage couple have this type of merrige day in woods.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 9:38am.
flush this toilet.
I hope today's NOT another douche day.
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It’s starting to look like Ass Wentzday.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Denny's is a secret location?
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Which one is the bride again?
flush this toilet.
I hope today's NOT another douche day.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Note to guests: The happy couple doesn't need any more flat irons.
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(Siggy removed at request of lewd author.)
Top Secret Location = I hope is a bunker next to a nuclear missle testing site.
what a couple of asshats.
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I'm sure he can't wait for the honeymoon. You know he'll be there too.
Papa Joe will probably be the photographer, DJ, florist and caterer. That way he can be sure to get a cut.
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But then again, what do I know?
Of course Papa Joe wants to keep it a secret. Then he can sell the "exclusive top secret" photos to the highest bidder.
UGH!!!
Today's another douche couple day I guess.
The next post is about Heidi and her douche.
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!